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My biggest secret

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Submitted: 07/12/2012
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#11 - funnyjunkelite (07/12/2012) [+] (10 replies)
do you have diabetes or something, how dos she not notice the saltiness of the piss
#13 to #11 - mezzjuc ONLINE (07/12/2012) [-]
No idea, she was around the age of 6 at the time, at that age you put everything in your mouth no matter what it is.   
And how do you know what piss tastes like anyway?
No idea, she was around the age of 6 at the time, at that age you put everything in your mouth no matter what it is.

And how do you know what piss tastes like anyway?
#23 - funnysheetbro (07/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Read this post
>Realize I have a water bottle full of piss under my bed from a month ago because I was too lazy to get up and use the toilet.
>Check under bed
>Not there

#25 - lordsothe (07/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
When I was 12 I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage. I made the bald men cry into the turtle stew, which I believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did.
#21 - aesguitar (07/13/2012) [-]
lucky bitch
#70 - skonlyn (07/13/2012) [-]
I am Melinda
#69 - BerryLicious (07/13/2012) [-]
I don't know why people are complaining. Sure, there's the odd crap one which doesn't deserve the thumbs it gets, but, on the whole, reading about fellow user's hilarious misdeeds is comedy gold to me, and a hell of a lot funnier than bendingtime and half the OC.
#17 - roastedcatboners (07/13/2012) [-]
#73 - demonbunny (07/13/2012) [-]
When I was younger, I could never be arsed to go to the toilet to piss, so I just used to piss in a glass and pour it down the drain. One day, whilst I was just finishing my piss in a glass, I heard my mother coming into the kitchen. Panicking, I didn't know what to do, so I hid it in the fridge. She opened the fridge, saw it and asked what it was. Without thinking, I said "It's nothing. It's just apple juice." She looked suspicious and said "We don't have any apple juice." She then picked it up, and without smelling it drank a little bit, before spitting it out. She then started shouting at me "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? THIS ISN'T APPLE JUICE!" I desperately tried to convince her it was, until she asked me to prove it.

Long story short, I drank a pint of my slightly chilled piss.
>inb4 Bear Grylls
#29 - stereotypicalasian (07/13/2012) [-]
>Melinda's face when she finds out
#76 - mstatebulldog (07/13/2012) [-]
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User avatar #74 - Keidis (07/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Well **** it since everyone else is admitting...

I had a friend named katy who used to come over
I really liked her
we hung out a lot
one day she left her purse in my room when she goes to the bathroom
take out her purfume
she can't find it
convince her she lost it in my house
I came in it a little once every day and mixed it around
finally "find" it and give it to her
she used it every day we hung out.

#57 - bitchplzzz (07/13/2012) [-]
#15 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2012) [-]
My best friend once pissed in his teachers Gatorade bottle, she sat down drank it, spit it out everywhere and everyone laughed, he never got in trouble and I still piss myself laughing to this day.
#40 - alucardshellhound (07/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#39 - Duim (07/13/2012) [-]
#28 - xzillerationer (07/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
TG: but
TG: the seal on the bottle is unbroken
TG: are you suggesting someone put piss in my apple juice at the factory
User avatar #31 to #28 - IAmManbearpig (07/13/2012) [-]
i do not see a lot of homestuck on here.
kinda like it that way. at risk of sounding like a hipster, i enjoy it not being mainstream.
#1 - norwegiandude (07/12/2012) [+] (8 replies)
If that's your biggest secret... Then you don't gave too many secrets...
User avatar #4 to #3 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/12/2012) [-]
till she cuts my balls off in my sleep or some **** ... I know some crazy bitches that would do that...
#65 - Doe (07/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
wtf is this channel, this is not funny at all. why does it have so many thumbs?
User avatar #10 - brendanc (07/12/2012) [-]
Some one gave me what I thought was just lemonade but turned out to be a bottle of piss, girl spit and a can of cider that was found out in the street mixed in with the lemonade.
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