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Submitted: 07/16/2012
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User avatar #8 - mysteriouswaiz (07/17/2012) [+] (4 replies)
i threatened to douche oven my girlfriend last night

she just looked at me all serious and went : " do it " ..

User avatar #9 to #8 - mysteriouswaiz (07/17/2012) [-]
dutch oven* not ******* douche oven sorry
#20 - GeneralLazors (07/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'm more impressed than anything.
#26 - oviedolions (07/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
mfw "gas from the bowels of Satan on spicy burrito night"
mfw "gas from the bowels of Satan on spicy burrito night"
User avatar #3 - weightedtemp (07/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
You're a hero
#18 - TrickyTehDj (07/17/2012) [-]
The only awkward thing that happened to me was in elementary school.

First off, I ******* loved mashed potatoes.

Our class was about to throw away our leftover food because lunch time was up, and i wanted to finish the mashed potatoes. So, I got the bright ******* idea to pick up the mashed potatoes in my hand so i wouldn't have to throw it away. As I was throwing it away, I accidentally threw the tray away too (we used plastic trays that they washed afterwards) right when I ate a mouthful of mashed potatoes from my hand. I then had to reach in the garbage for the tray, with my other potato hand in my mouth, making awkward eye contact with a girl 2 grades higher that was staring at me, horrified.

< HFW
#36 - vigilaredux (07/17/2012) [+] (8 replies)
lost my **** at this
i cant wait for the roll
#52 - slumberdonkey (07/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>I begin snorting up this rancid anal gas so she won't
>wut
#38 - forsakendragon (07/17/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #4 - beefniblets (07/17/2012) [+] (8 replies)
this was actually a funny.
#54 - mrfourtysevenman (07/17/2012) [-]
read it
#50 - irokk (07/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Oh my god.

I thought Comedy Central was funny.
User avatar #22 - originalninja (07/17/2012) [-]
Lol at the tags.
#24 - nuculardonkey (07/17/2012) [-]
why isnt this on the front page XD
#61 - ranchochupacabra (07/17/2012) [+] (4 replies)
lololoolol thanks for the laugh
lololoolol thanks for the laugh
#56 - FuckOffNow (07/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
** ********** rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at really tho ** Well done op. Well Done.
You got me with the rancid anal gas part lol. funny stuff
#17 - jasonthelurker (07/17/2012) [-]
Could have easily been made into an awesome spaghetti story.
#64 - trxz (07/17/2012) [-]
when I fart
when I fart
#29 - fuclord (07/17/2012) [-]
holy crap that was funny
#19 - xxcxpxx (07/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**xxcxpxx rolled a random image posted in comment #7170003 at FJ Pony Thread ** this was hilarious
**xxcxpxx rolled a random image posted in comment #7170003 at FJ Pony Thread ** this was hilarious
#23 to #19 - Dreadlord (07/17/2012) [-]
I'm glad you enjoyed it :D
I'm glad you enjoyed it :D
#6 - Womens Study Major (07/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
too bad you're too stupid to know we can't smell anything when we're asleep.
User avatar #14 to #6 - pedomegler (07/17/2012) [-]
thats were your wrong bitch, we mantain all senses while asleep, but our sense of hearing and smell go into over drive in order to alert us to danger.
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