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I've never told anyone about this. Ever.

 
I have this condition called,"Slug Penis," where if salt makes contact with the skin of my dick, it shrivels up and ooze pours out.
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Submitted: 07/14/2012
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User avatar #1 - dotjpg (07/14/2012) [-]
for what reason.....would salt come in contact with your penis...
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User avatar #2 to #1 - natedizzie (07/14/2012) [-]
you've never jacked off with salt?
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User avatar #3 - talmoosoo (07/14/2012) [-]
but... theres quite alot of salt in urine?
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User avatar #4 - monsderp (07/14/2012) [-]
soooo, no pussy for you?
 
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