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I'm sorry jonas

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Submitted: 07/13/2012
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#10 - skelejockey (07/13/2012) [-]
I cut my forehead with some glass along time ago, and now i have a scar. When I read this i laughed so hard my scar hurt. My scar hasn't hurt in six years.
Voldemort is back. MFW.
#32 - Weldothewise (07/14/2012) [-]
>Be in 4th Grade
>Sitting alone eating lunch
>Bit of a loner at school
>Forever alone.jpg
>See someone eating a bad burrito
>Oh **** , thats gunna be bad for him
>Be in class
>Smell a really bad burrito smell
>Remembers Lunchtime
>Boy looking really nervous
>Teacher notices
>No one comes forward
> **** it
>Make fart noise with hands
>Take the blame
>Taken to nurses
>Don't mention it bro.jpg
>Tell parents what I did
>Get three days off school as reward
User avatar #7 - MaverickZero ONLINE (07/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I ******* lost it at ">smells like a skunk with yeast infection ate taco bell". Thumb for you.
#5 - cazabrow (07/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be stuck in a vault
>Ever since incident at school as punishment
> Kids labelled me as "fart-boy"
>Make good friends with a man named "James"
>His son is now 19 years old
>James plans to escape and continue his "Project Purity"
>Agree to join James and explain the fart wasn't me
> James just finished his recording for his son
>Wish me luck.
#39 - demguiltybones (07/14/2012) [-]
Oh god I haven't lol'd this hard for a long time.

How isn't this top 5?

"Rumbling get's louder, resonating through bowels and soul"

Jesus H my ******* ribs hurt.
#12 - hrx ONLINE (07/13/2012) [-]
i laughed way too hard.. had me tears come out
i laughed way too hard.. had me tears come out
#24 - bnixisbest **User deleted account** (07/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
OP, this is probably the funniest thing I have ever seen on this site. I could care less if it is real or fake, this made me laugh so hard, I've probably already woken the neighbors. Truly I wish I could give you two thumbs. Which is why I'm going to favorite this. My sides OP, MY SIDES.
OP, this is probably the funniest thing I have ever seen on this site. I could care less if it is real or fake, this made me laugh so hard, I've probably already woken the neighbors. Truly I wish I could give you two thumbs. Which is why I'm going to favorite this. My sides OP, MY SIDES.
#105 - tacblack (07/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
<----- jonas
<----- jonas
#42 - JohnTheRipper (07/14/2012) [-]
u have no idea how hard i laughed. i even slapped my knee.
u have no idea how hard i laughed. i even slapped my knee.
User avatar #13 - Jonasfox (07/13/2012) [-]
I forgive you
#8 - knifeyoass ONLINE (07/13/2012) [-]
>resonates though my bowels and souls

User avatar #2 - dremnus (07/13/2012) [-]
Holy balls! That was the greatest ******* thing I've ever read.
#113 - lordofarms (07/14/2012) [-]
First time i literally lol'd at the frontpage in a while.
#28 - timelordeternal (07/14/2012) [-]
<His face when
#19 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/13/2012) [-]
What I thought of when I read 'Hungry as a hippo'
What I thought of when I read 'Hungry as a hippo'
#16 - fasthink (07/13/2012) [-]
I thumbed simply for "hunrgy as a hippo"
#15 - lukeiamyourmother (07/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I don't know why, but &quot;Hungry as a hippo&quot; was 						*******					 hilarious to me
I don't know why, but "Hungry as a hippo" was ******* hilarious to me
#131 - schneidend (07/14/2012) [-]
&quot;can't breathe, almost lose consciousness   
smells like a skunk with yeast infection ate taco bell&quot;   
   
Completely 						*******					 lost it at this part.
"can't breathe, almost lose consciousness
smells like a skunk with yeast infection ate taco bell"

Completely ******* lost it at this part.
User avatar #14 - YeYouKnoMe (07/13/2012) [-]
This was one of the greatest dirty-secrets. I laughed so hard I had hiccups, son of a bitch..
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