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I'm so sorry fish.
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> be manager at pet store
> get new employee
> seems alright
> starts talking and crying to fish
> da fuck?
> get new employee
> seems alright
> starts talking and crying to fish
> da fuck?
>Be a fish in Pet Depot
>Tank is small, miserable, dream of the ocean
>one day some kid reaches into my tank, takes me out
>I tell him to put me on the ground
>play dead
>Employee pick me up, thinks I'm dead
>flushes me
>swim through pipes, eventually make my way to the ocean
>move into a reef, got married, had kids
>16 years have passed, still living happily in my ocean home
>Tank is small, miserable, dream of the ocean
>one day some kid reaches into my tank, takes me out
>I tell him to put me on the ground
>play dead
>Employee pick me up, thinks I'm dead
>flushes me
>swim through pipes, eventually make my way to the ocean
>move into a reef, got married, had kids
>16 years have passed, still living happily in my ocean home
#50
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lulzinmyroflcopter (07/12/2012) [-]
>Be Manager
> Receiving new employee today
>Seems like a cool guy
>show him the fish isle
>He apologizes to a fish tank
>wut
>mfw
> Receiving new employee today
>Seems like a cool guy
>show him the fish isle
>He apologizes to a fish tank
>wut
>mfw
#40
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raaymanx (07/12/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
who the fuck puts a fish on the floor and is suprised that it dies?
#292
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ishotthedeputy (07/13/2012) [+]
(5 replies)
>Be a fish
>Wanting to escape this Hell Hole
>Use fish strength to open lid
>The fish gods must be on my side, a kid is here to help me escape
>Kid drops me and runs
>mfw before I die
>Wanting to escape this Hell Hole
>Use fish strength to open lid
>The fish gods must be on my side, a kid is here to help me escape
>Kid drops me and runs
>mfw before I die
#18
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evigvinter (07/12/2012) [-]
> be fish in a tank at a pet store
> minding my own business
> get taken out by huge hand
> start suffocating
> giant creature just stands there savoring my plight
> throws me on the floor like a shit and leaves
> my great-great-great-great-great-great-grand kids will avenge me
> minding my own business
> get taken out by huge hand
> start suffocating
> giant creature just stands there savoring my plight
> throws me on the floor like a shit and leaves
> my great-great-great-great-great-great-grand kids will avenge me
>be female, minding my own business, fucking around in the aisle
>feeling naughty, decide to crouch down and open up
>suddenly a 7 year old kid comes over and sticks his hand in me
>he giggles
>oh god why does this feel good
>feel like a sick fuck
>he takes out a fish
>I am a fish tank
>feeling naughty, decide to crouch down and open up
>suddenly a 7 year old kid comes over and sticks his hand in me
>he giggles
>oh god why does this feel good
>feel like a sick fuck
>he takes out a fish
>I am a fish tank