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I'm so sorry fish.

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Submitted: 07/12/2012
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User avatar #15 - kuntbag (07/12/2012) [+] (8 replies)
> be manager at pet store
> get new employee
> seems alright
> starts talking and crying to fish
> da fuck?
User avatar #42 - cajapereturns (07/12/2012) [+] (6 replies)
>Be a fish in Pet Depot
>Tank is small, miserable, dream of the ocean
>one day some kid reaches into my tank, takes me out
>I tell him to put me on the ground
>play dead
>Employee pick me up, thinks I'm dead
>flushes me
>swim through pipes, eventually make my way to the ocean
>move into a reef, got married, had kids
>16 years have passed, still living happily in my ocean home
#50 - lulzinmyroflcopter (07/12/2012) [-]
>Be Manager   
> Receiving new employee today   
>Seems like a cool guy   
>show him the fish isle   
>He apologizes to a fish tank   
>wut   
>mfw
>Be Manager
> Receiving new employee today
>Seems like a cool guy
>show him the fish isle
>He apologizes to a fish tank
>wut
>mfw
#11 - anonymous (07/12/2012) [-]
< Who da herr left the fish on the froor?
#40 - raaymanx ONLINE (07/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
who the fuck puts a fish on the floor and is suprised that it dies?
#48 to #40 - anonymous (07/12/2012) [-]
a seven year old
#292 - ishotthedeputy (07/13/2012) [+] (5 replies)
&gt;Be a fish   
&gt;Wanting to escape this Hell Hole   
&gt;Use fish strength to open lid   
&gt;The fish gods must be on my side, a kid is here to help me escape   
&gt;Kid drops me and runs   
&gt;mfw before I die
>Be a fish
>Wanting to escape this Hell Hole
>Use fish strength to open lid
>The fish gods must be on my side, a kid is here to help me escape
>Kid drops me and runs
>mfw before I die
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#221 - theoriginalmexican (07/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
ad made me laugh
#138 - ednaeoj (07/12/2012) [-]
**ednaeoj rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at Disney **
#18 - evigvinter (07/12/2012) [-]
> be fish in a tank at a pet store
> minding my own business
> get taken out by huge hand
> start suffocating
> giant creature just stands there savoring my plight
> throws me on the floor like a shit and leaves
> my great-great-great-great-great-great-grand kids will avenge me
#28 - YourAnalProbe (07/12/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Reposting the greatest story that I have ever read, thank you whitestrake
#37 to #28 - tankeruber (07/12/2012) [-]
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#315 - brettyht (07/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
2/10, asians woulda made sushi
2/10, asians woulda made sushi
#241 - kazesenoue (07/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #27 - cochmongler (07/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>be female, minding my own business, fucking around in the aisle
>feeling naughty, decide to crouch down and open up
>suddenly a 7 year old kid comes over and sticks his hand in me
>he giggles
>oh god why does this feel good
>feel like a sick fuck

>he takes out a fish
>I am a fish tank
#3 - cheezyman (07/12/2012) [-]
this is the saddest story about a fish i've ever heard.
#301 - natedabull (07/13/2012) [-]
But then who will save you on your deathbed?!
But then who will save you on your deathbed?!
#278 - thunderdownunder (07/13/2012) [-]
!4 years later...
#252 - lupislord (07/12/2012) [-]
I'm sure this is relevant
#103 - xblufferx (07/12/2012) [-]
you call him Mr. Fish??? How do you think that makes him feel, you make him feel like every other fish. You have failed to show this fish the respect that he deserves.
p.s. from now on call him Julio
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