I'm an ass.

I bet he still had pee on his hands four years later.... cause he never washed his hands again I'm sure...

Hey mom come look at this...I wrote the story in paint so I could post it on funnyjunk

>be op
>doesn't realise you can submit text as content
>takes time writing story and neatening it up in Paint
>pic related

>Be at park with my walker
>see little shit piss in sink
>walk over and pretend to wash my hands
>find out where he lives and move in
>piss on my hands the shake his hand
>kid still wont look me in the eyes
>he cleans my yard once a month and he doesnt think i know
>still hate that kid

Just taking my walker to the bathroom to wash my hands

Sink is fucking flooded with piss

Wash hands anyway trying my best to avoid piss water

See this guy looking at me weird

Ignore and leave

Move to a nice house a few years later

Guy lives down the street

Go to meet him and realize its the guy from the bathroom

He warily shakes my hand

Realize he was the one who flooded the sink

Pissed off but contain my anger

MFW he starts to clean my lawn when he thinks im not home

>be 12
>make up story with obvious plot holes
>think I'm cool for making such a great story

>Be in Middle School
>Be in 'Trout in the Classroom' (you basically raise trout for 45 minutes every friday)
>Me and Friend have to flush the dead ones.
>Have a grand Idea
>Instead of throwing them in the trash, we go into the bathroom
>One of the stalls was full of shit
>Put the fish in there
>As we leave, the gym teacher walks into the bathroom

You pissed in the sink then clogged it?

i'd doubt you'd remember a random old man's face after 4 years and only seeing him once

**kosmojunk rolls 6** x 0 = 0

How odd is it that a stranger, an old man at that, that randomly appears in the park just happens to move in close to you 4 years later?
We're missing the bigger picture here. That man was a pedofile who decided to start fresh and the day he decided, O P, pissed in a sink. He decided that O P would be his final target. But would kill him so nobody knew.

Open and shut case. No need to thank me. But a card would be nice.

HFW

Because posting text as text is just too mainstream.

**linkDrkguy rolled a random image posted in comment #6788645 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw all faggs are throwing out their skeletons besides their asses out the closet.

nothing can ever make up for what you did you little douchbag.

-The Elderly Man

...why would his hands be piss covered? This doesn't add up.