I'm an ass.. Tit.. set the park with friend. Suecide to piss in the sink. up sink with toilet pa per and run. older man with walker go and wash hands. feel horr Milk
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set the park with friend.
Suecide to piss in the sink.
up sink with toilet pa per and run.
older man with walker go and wash hands.
feel horrible.
moves in up the street 4 years later.
him and shake hand.
immagine shaking hand covered in my piss.
Sstill feel bad and almost lose it.
t leek in eyes to this day.
every’ month I clean his yard without him
Male still doesn' t know.
Sstill haunts me to this day.
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#1 - cjias
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(07/12/2012) [-]
I bet he still had pee on his hands four years later.... cause he never washed his hands again I'm sure...
User avatar #7 to #1 - martyss
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(07/12/2012) [-]
*> Imagine shaking han covered in my piss*
#11 to #7 - nippuhl
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(07/12/2012) [-]
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Ew, gross.
#4 - capscapscapscaps
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(07/12/2012) [-]
Hey mom come look at this...I wrote the story in paint so I could post it on funnyjunk
#84 to #4 - schalton
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(07/13/2012) [-]
I prefer him doing it in picture format so that when I come back inevitably in a few hours and look for content, I'll know that I've already viewed this because the title on the board will be darkened, whereas text content stays white.

Pic unrelated.
User avatar #85 to #84 - profarnsworth
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(07/13/2012) [-]
uhhh something must be wrong for you because all the txt posts i view are darkened too.
User avatar #86 to #85 - schalton
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(07/13/2012) [-]
Really? Strange, they've never been darkened for me.
User avatar #87 to #86 - profarnsworth
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(07/13/2012) [-]
interesting. i got nothing man
#3 - mintystuff
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(07/12/2012) [-]
>be op
>doesn't realise you can submit text as content
>takes time writing story and neatening it up in Paint
>pic related
#66 to #3 - anon
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(07/13/2012) [-]
OP did WHAT??? didnt notice :/ ;/ ;/
User avatar #94 to #3 - nge
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(07/13/2012) [-]
Maybe he just wanted to have an extremely detailed and funny description?
User avatar #71 - crackertron
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(07/13/2012) [-]
>Be at park with my walker
>see little **** piss in sink
>walk over and pretend to wash my hands
>find out where he lives and move in
>piss on my hands the shake his hand
>kid still wont look me in the eyes
>he cleans my yard once a month and he doesnt think i know
>still hate that kid
#73 to #71 - dashiznigga
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(07/13/2012) [-]
He didn't actually have piss on his hands when they shook hands...
#75 to #73 - dashiznigga
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(07/13/2012) [-]
Although i read the old man's perspective in the comment below and yours is definitely better.
#72 to #71 - zzzbrabbitzzz
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#31 - mrawesomepotato
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(07/13/2012) [-]
Just taking my walker to the bathroom to wash my hands

Sink is ******* flooded with piss

Wash hands anyway trying my best to avoid piss water

See this guy looking at me weird

Ignore and leave

Move to a nice house a few years later

Guy lives down the street

Go to meet him and realize its the guy from the bathroom

He warily shakes my hand

Realize he was the one who flooded the sink

Pissed off but contain my anger

MFW he starts to clean my lawn when he thinks im not home
#18 - SemiAnon
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(07/13/2012) [-]
>be 12   
>make up story with obvious plot holes   
>think I'm cool for making such a great story
>be 12
>make up story with obvious plot holes
>think I'm cool for making such a great story
User avatar #8 - challengefailed
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(07/12/2012) [-]
>Be in Middle School
>Be in 'Trout in the Classroom' (you basically raise trout for 45 minutes every friday)
>Me and Friend have to flush the dead ones.
>Have a grand Idea
>Instead of throwing them in the trash, we go into the bathroom
>One of the stalls was full of ****
>Put the fish in there
>As we leave, the gym teacher walks into the bathroom
#53 - carelisbeingboned
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User avatar #10 - xenoquack
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(07/12/2012) [-]
You pissed in the sink then clogged it?
#20 - barpmeep
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(07/13/2012) [-]
i'd doubt you'd remember a random old man's face after 4 years and only seeing him once
#46 to #20 - anon
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(07/13/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #89 at True story ** Because facial recognition is impossible.Douchebag.
User avatar #76 to #46 - barpmeep
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(07/13/2012) [-]
after seeing him once for a brief period and after 4 years. Yeah, its pretty much impossible