I hate who I am
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#19
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xstrangebrewx (07/12/2012) [-] 
You think that sucks? Wait 'til you my story:
>Be 10-11
>Swimming with friends
>Pretty crowded area, people get in and out a lot
>See one kid from my class get out, something brown in his hand
>See him randomly throw it in my direction
>Hits me smack in the middle of my face
>MFW people still call me " **** Clint"
>Be 10-11
>Swimming with friends
>Pretty crowded area, people get in and out a lot
>See one kid from my class get out, something brown in his hand
>See him randomly throw it in my direction
>Hits me smack in the middle of my face
>MFW people still call me " **** Clint"
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metajunky (07/12/2012) [-] -football weightlifting class in senior year
-weightlifting coach is a big ************ that bench presses lightning bolts for the pleasure of it
-eats **** loads of meat and protein
-15 minutes before class ends one day and we are working out like CEOs
-coach broly locks the door
-the **** ?
-rips the nastiest, meat induced fart with the fury of a thousand exploding multiverses
-oh lawd the smell
-we pool at the other end of the gym but the noxious fumes give chase
-like a dirty infested bum yawning in your face
-football team in tears
-hfw
-weightlifting coach is a big ************ that bench presses lightning bolts for the pleasure of it
-eats **** loads of meat and protein
-15 minutes before class ends one day and we are working out like CEOs
-coach broly locks the door
-the **** ?
-rips the nastiest, meat induced fart with the fury of a thousand exploding multiverses
-oh lawd the smell
-we pool at the other end of the gym but the noxious fumes give chase
-like a dirty infested bum yawning in your face
-football team in tears
-hfw
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dengekisushi (07/12/2012) [-] Not clapping, but I did look like I was having a seizure.
#78 to #57
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drewskibert (07/12/2012) [-] I wish I could give you more thumbs. I feel out of my chair laughing at that.
#4
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numfortytwo (07/11/2012) [-] i got fired from mcdonalds for ******** in a plunger and leaving it there
#107
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marking (07/12/2012) [-] When I was in elementary school I remember the Doctor Gadget stuff was going on, and a new kid was getting enrolled in the schooled and he appeared to have a doctor gadget toy arm. My face at nights when I realize it wasnt a toy but he was born without an arm and after pulling the **** out of his arm trying to get him to end it to me i never saw him again and probably scarred him for life.
#37
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anon (07/12/2012) [-]
>be 8/9
>eating at a friend's house
>tells me that he'll give me one Xbox game of my preference if I drink half a bottle of hot sauce
>chug it all
>ten minutes later we go upstairs to play on the Xbox
>i'm about to leave and I ask him for the game
>he's looking for the game case
> I feel as if something huge is drilling right thorugh my anus
>I'm about to **** my pants
>take my pants off and start ******** on his Xbox
>It's watery ****
>friend sees me in shock he can't even move
>that Xbox better pray
>friend starts crying
>wipe my ass with his bed sheets
>run downstairs
>his mom asks me why he's crying
>tell her that he had an accident
>runs upstairs
>hear her bitch at him for ******** on his new Xbox
>get out of the house as fast as I can
>never hear of him again
>eating at a friend's house
>tells me that he'll give me one Xbox game of my preference if I drink half a bottle of hot sauce
>chug it all
>ten minutes later we go upstairs to play on the Xbox
>i'm about to leave and I ask him for the game
>he's looking for the game case
> I feel as if something huge is drilling right thorugh my anus
>I'm about to **** my pants
>take my pants off and start ******** on his Xbox
>It's watery ****
>friend sees me in shock he can't even move
>that Xbox better pray
>friend starts crying
>wipe my ass with his bed sheets
>run downstairs
>his mom asks me why he's crying
>tell her that he had an accident
>runs upstairs
>hear her bitch at him for ******** on his new Xbox
>get out of the house as fast as I can
>never hear of him again
#67
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CXJokerXD (07/12/2012) [-] **CXJokerXD rolled a random image posted in comment #6837015 at FJ Pony Thread ** his face when it happened
