> Be me at age 7/8
> Be in primary school, as I'm a britfag
> Be sitting at table with 5 other fellow young britfags.
> Curious if my dick does anything other than pee.
> Start to get into the habit of unzipping my trousers and getting my dick out at the table.
> Nobody ever notices, even when they're looking under the table for pencils or pens.
> Feel Alpha as **** because people are so close to my junk and don't notice.
> One day decide I to make a bold move.
> Girl I like crawls under the desk, This is my time to shine.
> She gets really close and I look under the table at her, before shoving my genitals in her face.
> She jolts and smashes her head on the desk, falling unconscious.
> Not understanding what just happened my turtle retreats back into its shell and I zip my trousers up hastily, whilst teacher turns around and rushes over.
MFW I effectively gave someone a concussion with my dick.