Horrible secret.

Here is a super one for you.

>Be 8
>Have 5 year old friend that was a girl
>Me and her always played tag and stuff like that
>One day she says If I want to play doctor
>Sure
>I am Patient
>She starts rubbing my dick
>I am confused and don't know whats going on
>She comes closer for a kiss
>She whispers something in my ear
>I need about tree fiddy
>WAT
>5 Year old turns out to be a crustacean that was 8 stories tall.
>Piss myself from me being frightened.
>Spaghetti flies from pockets.
>Spaghetti shooting so hard i fly to the moon.
>Be first 8 year old on moon.
>Met an alien named bob.
>Bob violates me anally.
>Don't tell anyone this has been going on for 13 years.
>Cry myself to sleep.