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Fucking Lids
Afew days ago, I emme back from a long car trip with my family.
I had to peep the whole time, m as seen as my mom opened the deer, I made a
Melina straight for the bathroom. My pants were already around my ankles when I
got there, and without looking, I sat on the terlet. It was just a fraction ofa second
later that I realized the lid to the toilet was down. But you know how it is when you
really have go, as seen as you are in a seated er squatting position, you let it all
loose. So I shat en the lid, and it oozed/ splattered out from beneath my butt cheeks
and got en my shoes and everything.
When I was done, I didn' t move. I just sat on the poop lid and started crying.
I had to peep the whole time, m as seen as my mom opened the deer, I made a
Melina straight for the bathroom. My pants were already around my ankles when I
got there, and without looking, I sat on the terlet. It was just a fraction ofa second
later that I realized the lid to the toilet was down. But you know how it is when you
really have go, as seen as you are in a seated er squatting position, you let it all
loose. So I shat en the lid, and it oozed/ splattered out from beneath my butt cheeks
and got en my shoes and everything.
When I was done, I didn' t move. I just sat on the poop lid and started crying.
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#43
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gnarley (07/15/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
This is the funniest shit i have heard all day .
Thumbs for you .
Thumbs for you .
#141
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bknob ONLINE (07/16/2012) [-]
Don't even care if this is fake, this has to be one of the funniest things I've read in a while. Most amazing selection of words to use to describe the story. Oh god my sides hurt so bad. 10/10.
#12
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justcauseimjesus (07/15/2012) [-]
**justcauseimjesus rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Regular Pinball **
#118
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Epicwinsauce (07/16/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
**Epicwinsauce rolled a random image posted in comment #237 at Just shoot me. ** >Have to shit
>End up shitting all over toilet.
>Don't embrace the fact that you did it.
>Cry instead.
>Beta as fuck.
>End up shitting all over toilet.
>Don't embrace the fact that you did it.
>Cry instead.
>Beta as fuck.