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User avatar #79 - supername (07/13/2012) [-]
so I'm trying to go a month without fapping, I've made it 4 days and I'm the type who has to fap at least once a day. Do any of you fap veterans have any tips on how to make it?
much appreciated to all the advice givers because it's like where ever I look I find something fap able to.
itsgettinghard.jpeg
#152 to #79 - playerpants (07/13/2012) [-]
I recomend video games, or going out with people cause i assume you don't fap in public, i mean we're not in a hentai film or any thing, and just stay busy, it helps, but i should warn you don't force not fapping or you will have the urge to lift weights and be very pissed.
User avatar #150 to #79 - MoparMan (07/13/2012) [-]
itsgettinghard.jpeg

i c wut u did ther
User avatar #107 to #79 - panicfan (07/13/2012) [-]
if you do it at night try to sleep earlier
User avatar #110 to #107 - supername (07/13/2012) [-]
you and danytheop are the first ones to give actual advice have a thumb.
User avatar #114 to #110 - panicfan (07/13/2012) [-]
glad it helped and if by any reason you can't sleep early then do what he said or do what i do i got to gymnastics so when i get home i just die in my bed
User avatar #116 to #114 - supername (07/13/2012) [-]
speaking of sleeping I should probably sleep now so cya fj.
User avatar #101 to #79 - potatot (07/13/2012) [-]
Don't scratch your balls.
User avatar #102 to #101 - supername (07/13/2012) [-]
duly noted.
User avatar #106 to #102 - danytheop (07/13/2012) [-]
Play games on xbox, or just watch videos look at old grannies.
User avatar #109 to #106 - supername (07/13/2012) [-]
yeah thats what I'm doing now except I'm a ps3 fag.
User avatar #112 to #109 - danytheop (07/13/2012) [-]
Still applies
#96 to #79 - veroneej (07/13/2012) [-]
when you start up again go to a donation place and fill the cup
#94 to #79 - mitchcninefive (07/13/2012) [-]
dont sleep in case of wet dreams
might i reccomend a refreshing bottle of mineral water that you pour all over your face if you feel drowsy
User avatar #90 to #79 - finalkai (07/13/2012) [-]
get off the internet.
User avatar #93 to #90 - supername (07/13/2012) [-]
that's harder than not fapping.
User avatar #95 to #93 - finalkai (07/13/2012) [-]
ok then, do it the way i did it. watch so much porn that it all seems the same, and boring. instant no want to fap.
User avatar #97 to #95 - supername (07/13/2012) [-]
interesting but i'm gonna pass on this idea there is too much of it not find something interesting.
User avatar #508 to #97 - harshy (07/13/2012) [-]
why dont u look at disgusting porn
it mite turn u away
User avatar #99 to #97 - finalkai (07/13/2012) [-]
fine. turn your safe search back on, and pay some bum to follow you around and make sure you don't.
User avatar #100 to #99 - supername (07/13/2012) [-]
nah I'll just try to use the good old will power I think I can make it (probably).
#81 to #79 - justthisonepost **User deleted account** (07/13/2012) [-]
Well, whatever you do don't think about how amazing boobs are. The fact that they are warm, and bounce a lot. Or lesbian porn. You probably shouldn't think of any attractive girls you know, or look at any girl's ass. Also don't think about how good it would feel to fap.
Don't think about any of that stuff and you should be fine.
User avatar #82 to #81 - supername (07/13/2012) [-]
haha very funny but jokes on me op I'm straight
(ps not needed bro I'm having an already tough time here.)
#84 to #82 - vinlandknight (07/13/2012) [-]
**vinlandknight rolled a random image posted in comment #6831269 at FJ Pony Thread ** hmmm...i'm not aloud to cum until my trip with my girlfriend, that's a week away which means I will have not came in 2 weeks...I still fap though, I just make sure to stop myself before the juices flow too far up the chamber.

pic related
User avatar #188 to #84 - samansa (07/13/2012) [-]
Ummmmm........wait.......so your girlfriend is a cum nazi?
User avatar #86 to #84 - supername (07/13/2012) [-]
"not aloud"?
does someone control your fapping schedule?
User avatar #89 to #86 - vinlandknight (07/13/2012) [-]
no...we're doing it for the first time, she wanted me to save up I guess, and cash in my chips when the doors opened for me.
User avatar #91 to #89 - supername (07/13/2012) [-]
that makes sence
User avatar #92 to #91 - supername (07/13/2012) [-]
sense*
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