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#29
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stevestevestevetwo (07/13/2012) [+]
(21 replies)
>Be in 8th grade science class
>Learning about sperm and egg
>Think about porn
>Realize my rocket is getting hard
>try to stop it
>have a half chub boner
>Realize im wearing sweatpants
>Panic and try to wasteband half-boner
>try to wasteband boner to high and it comes out a little
>girl in class sees boner and yells "OH GOD" in a digusted fasion
>says in class says I have a tiny penis
>get remembered as the kid with the tiny penis
>it was only a half boner
>feelsbadman.jpg
>Learning about sperm and egg
>Think about porn
>Realize my rocket is getting hard
>try to stop it
>have a half chub boner
>Realize im wearing sweatpants
>Panic and try to wasteband half-boner
>try to wasteband boner to high and it comes out a little
>girl in class sees boner and yells "OH GOD" in a digusted fasion
>says in class says I have a tiny penis
>get remembered as the kid with the tiny penis
>it was only a half boner
>feelsbadman.jpg
#13
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SpidaChris **User deleted account** (07/12/2012) [+]
(13 replies)
Everyone gets a cool story about being caught.
Dammit, why am I so sneaky?
Dammit, why am I so sneaky?
#204
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ShamanMaster (07/13/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
>Be me, 16, fapping in room
>Someone knocks on door
>ABORT ABORT ABORT
>Dad walks in right before i finish pulling pants up completely
>He saw nothing, but it was obvious what i was doing
>I just wait there until he finally opens his mouth...
>"So... what were you doing?"
>I say "looking at porn"
>"Ok then" he closes door
>I wait a bit
>Dad opens door with a smirk " can i see?"
>"No"
>He closes door with a chuckle and leaves
>Fucking dad...always after my porn
<------MFW After that
>Someone knocks on door
>ABORT ABORT ABORT
>Dad walks in right before i finish pulling pants up completely
>He saw nothing, but it was obvious what i was doing
>I just wait there until he finally opens his mouth...
>"So... what were you doing?"
>I say "looking at porn"
>"Ok then" he closes door
>I wait a bit
>Dad opens door with a smirk " can i see?"
>"No"
>He closes door with a chuckle and leaves
>Fucking dad...always after my porn
<------MFW After that
#206
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spudge (07/13/2012) [+]
(14 replies)
>Me, about 12
>have absolute ripper of a wank
>laying naked on my bed naked, cum everywhere
>dad walks next to my door
>"dinner is ready"
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>please don't come in
>Have 6 heart attacks at once
>he didn't come in
>from then i had the hearing of a fucking spastic rabbit from then on
Account name related.
>have absolute ripper of a wank
>laying naked on my bed naked, cum everywhere
>dad walks next to my door
>"dinner is ready"
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>please don't come in
>Have 6 heart attacks at once
>he didn't come in
>from then i had the hearing of a fucking spastic rabbit from then on
Account name related.
#53
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goobdol (07/13/2012) [+]
(10 replies)
This story is false... you don't need your hand to be wet to have a good fap.
#5
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stripeygreenhat (07/12/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
Wait, why the hell would your mom call your dad in?
#225
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ainsley (07/13/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
> About a year ago
> Never been caught watching porn
> Finish
> Close the browser
> Go to bathroom
> Hear mom walk in
> ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck
> Wait I closed the browser
> By the beard of zeus that was close
> Walk out
> She's standing by the computer pissed
> Motherfucking LiveJasmine advertisement
> Never been caught watching porn
> Finish
> Close the browser
> Go to bathroom
> Hear mom walk in
> ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck
> Wait I closed the browser
> By the beard of zeus that was close
> Walk out
> She's standing by the computer pissed
> Motherfucking LiveJasmine advertisement
#77
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spacefield (07/13/2012) [+]
(5 replies)
>fap session
>about to release glory
>don't feel like releasing in my hand
>no tissue FUCK
>no paper towel FUCK
>no nearby clothing FUCK
>can't hold it in
>grab a piece of paper from printer
>MFW paper cut on side of my dick
>about to release glory
>don't feel like releasing in my hand
>no tissue FUCK
>no paper towel FUCK
>no nearby clothing FUCK
>can't hold it in
>grab a piece of paper from printer
>MFW paper cut on side of my dick
#362
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sefyu (07/13/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
**sefyu rolled a random image posted in comment #6864289 at FJ Pony Thread ** What your mom thought when she saw it
#181
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kusipaa (07/13/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Why do parents get upset when they find their kids pleasuring themselves? I'd rather my kid beat his meat than go out and get some slut pregnant.
#137
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nycdood (07/13/2012) [-] I swear to God, my mother caught me mid fap and tried to lecture me why I shouldn't fap.
What the fuck is wrong with mothers?!
You can't stop the fap from happening. No matter what you do, it shall cum
What the fuck is wrong with mothers?!
You can't stop the fap from happening. No matter what you do, it shall cum
#224
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kennymcgoverick (07/13/2012) [-] >Be 13 (this was a while ago)
>Too damn lazy to put my pronz onto a flashdrive
>make a folder inside another folder (We need to go deeper) and keep it in that
> after seeing a movie with some questionable scenes Mom searches computer and finds it
>Dad talks about it in the car, and that I might get in trouble.
>Tell Dad it was virus, he finds this interesting since apparently macs (a gift and I couldn't afford to buy myself a computer) Can't get viruses
>he believes it
>Gets an IT guy in to "fix it" whilst I'm at school
>IT guy tells them some bullshit to "fix it", likely knowing that It wasn't a virus
>Delete ALL THE porn.
I don't know who you are but you're awesome... Thanks bro
>Too damn lazy to put my pronz onto a flashdrive
>make a folder inside another folder (We need to go deeper) and keep it in that
> after seeing a movie with some questionable scenes Mom searches computer and finds it
>Dad talks about it in the car, and that I might get in trouble.
>Tell Dad it was virus, he finds this interesting since apparently macs (a gift and I couldn't afford to buy myself a computer) Can't get viruses
>he believes it
>Gets an IT guy in to "fix it" whilst I'm at school
>IT guy tells them some bullshit to "fix it", likely knowing that It wasn't a virus
>Delete ALL THE porn.
I don't know who you are but you're awesome... Thanks bro
#308
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pedobearseviltwin ONLINE (07/13/2012) [+]
(5 replies)
>be 16
>Watching porn
>Have two tabs of porn open
>I hear the door in the hallway open up, knew dad or mum was coming.
>pull pants uo
>Try closing tabs
>Pc freezes, firefox asks if a want to close all tabs
>Video of girl fingering is still playing when dad walks in
>Dad looks at screen and runs back into the living room laughing.
>mrw
that was also the last time I used firefox
>Watching porn
>Have two tabs of porn open
>I hear the door in the hallway open up, knew dad or mum was coming.
>pull pants uo
>Try closing tabs
>Pc freezes, firefox asks if a want to close all tabs
>Video of girl fingering is still playing when dad walks in
>Dad looks at screen and runs back into the living room laughing.
>mrw
that was also the last time I used firefox
#618
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zapgod (07/13/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
> i once fingered my 12 year old cousin
> she jerked me off too
>got caught and blamed it on sleepwalking (since i have a history of doing stuff in my sleep)
>they bought it but they can't look at me the same
> cousin scared for life, will probably grow up to be a stripper
MFW
> she jerked me off too
>got caught and blamed it on sleepwalking (since i have a history of doing stuff in my sleep)
>they bought it but they can't look at me the same
> cousin scared for life, will probably grow up to be a stripper
MFW
#108
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bummerdrummer (07/13/2012) [+]
(5 replies)
am i the only one whose parents dont give a fuck if i fap in the privacy of my own room?
i got caught by my mom once. it was embarrassing, but not a life changing event.
from then on, when my door is closed, they fucking knock
i got caught by my mom once. it was embarrassing, but not a life changing event.
from then on, when my door is closed, they fucking knock
#322
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Cakeisalie (07/13/2012) [-] >be 21
>open chrome
>go to funnyunk
>wtf is this frontpage?
>closed tab
>open chrome
>go to funnyunk
>wtf is this frontpage?
>closed tab
