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#7
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chocopockey (07/13/2012) [-]
Who the heck doesn't put something soft in between them so they don't break?
#42
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stickdudes (07/13/2012) [-] 
Sorry OP, but you are the most Beta little bitch I have ever met on the internet. If you told me this in person I would slap the fuck out of you.
#21
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latinotornado (07/13/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
I admit, what your dad did was uncalled for. But theres some things wrong here I feel obligated to tell you for future referance.
1.) Dont bring wine to a party, wine is mainly for dinner. People want to get fucked up at parties, not have a wine tasting bro
2.)When you walk up to a party you gotta be alpha as fuck. If you had said "hey, Im anon. Friend told me theirs a party goin on and I brought you guys some drinks, is it cool if I come in?" they woulda been down to let you in. they probably called you weird because you were studdering and sweating your face off so you shouldnt take it that personally.
3.)I know your dad called you something mean, and it was uncalled for Ill say that right off the bat, but you shouldnt have just ran up to your room crying -_- You did something dumb, and got caught. You shouldnt be crying over it like some 16 year old girl getting caught drinking at a party by her daddy.
sorry if I sounded mean bro but hey, buck up young blood. Get some confidence in you and you probly wouldnt have these problems.
1.) Dont bring wine to a party, wine is mainly for dinner. People want to get fucked up at parties, not have a wine tasting bro
2.)When you walk up to a party you gotta be alpha as fuck. If you had said "hey, Im anon. Friend told me theirs a party goin on and I brought you guys some drinks, is it cool if I come in?" they woulda been down to let you in. they probably called you weird because you were studdering and sweating your face off so you shouldnt take it that personally.
3.)I know your dad called you something mean, and it was uncalled for Ill say that right off the bat, but you shouldnt have just ran up to your room crying -_- You did something dumb, and got caught. You shouldnt be crying over it like some 16 year old girl getting caught drinking at a party by her daddy.
sorry if I sounded mean bro but hey, buck up young blood. Get some confidence in you and you probly wouldnt have these problems.
#53
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blakekendrick (07/13/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
What if Dad
Brought you to the wrong house on purpose?
Brought you to the wrong house on purpose?
#76
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NostalgiaHungry (07/13/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
>Be 40 something
>Son's going to this party
>I drive him there
>Has this backpack
>"what's the backpack for son?"
>Obviously lies as I can hear my wine bottles
>Pissed he stole my booze
>Drive him to wrong house for teh lulz
>Goes up looking like a beta faggot to some girl who rejects him
>Gets back in car and starts crying
>mfw shit was so cash yet still tried to look disappointed
>Son's going to this party
>I drive him there
>Has this backpack
>"what's the backpack for son?"
>Obviously lies as I can hear my wine bottles
>Pissed he stole my booze
>Drive him to wrong house for teh lulz
>Goes up looking like a beta faggot to some girl who rejects him
>Gets back in car and starts crying
>mfw shit was so cash yet still tried to look disappointed
#58
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xxbits **User deleted account** (07/13/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
Your father mad at you for drinking alcohol at the age of 17? The fuck?
#41
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xrabiddonutz (07/13/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
This reminds me of the party I went to a while ago...
One of my closest friends(She's a girl), invited me to her party. I thought this was pretty normal. I get there to find out there's a good 50 people and a lot of beer(I'm 14 during this story), despite what my parents would want me to do, I stayed, but I've been against cigarettes and alcohol since I was little because I saw what it did to my dad, so I had none of the beer. My friend on the other hand, did have quite a bit of it(I'm in Texas, she's a redneck, I'm not).
Well she told me to come with her, so I did, and when we get into her parents room upstairs, she starts to take her clothes off(She's an 8/10), and invites me to have sex with her. Now, being 14 and not having any condoms, I really didn't want to become a dad, which means no sex. I asked if she's do anal instead, and she said no, but she would blow me.
She blew me, swallowed my load, and asked me to eat her out(Which happens to be my fetish), and I did until she said she'd came for the second time(I don't know how to tell).
To this day she has no memory of doing this.
One of my closest friends(She's a girl), invited me to her party. I thought this was pretty normal. I get there to find out there's a good 50 people and a lot of beer(I'm 14 during this story), despite what my parents would want me to do, I stayed, but I've been against cigarettes and alcohol since I was little because I saw what it did to my dad, so I had none of the beer. My friend on the other hand, did have quite a bit of it(I'm in Texas, she's a redneck, I'm not).
Well she told me to come with her, so I did, and when we get into her parents room upstairs, she starts to take her clothes off(She's an 8/10), and invites me to have sex with her. Now, being 14 and not having any condoms, I really didn't want to become a dad, which means no sex. I asked if she's do anal instead, and she said no, but she would blow me.
She blew me, swallowed my load, and asked me to eat her out(Which happens to be my fetish), and I did until she said she'd came for the second time(I don't know how to tell).
To this day she has no memory of doing this.
#86
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tehweave ONLINE (07/13/2012) [+]
(6 replies)
OP is indeed the world's biggest beta.
HOW DOES IT FEEL OP?
HOW DOES IT FEEL OP?
#5
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DoggyBouncer (07/13/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
My dad would just be like "Don't do anything stupid and call me if you need a ride"
#26
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kumabear (07/13/2012) [-] why does it seem like half these dirty secret stories end in OP crying like a bitch? i mean what is this shit? seriously, i was expecting spaghetti to start falling out of OPs pocket at any minute, and what the dad did was nice compared to all the fathers i know, except for my own, you did bad OP so stop crying like a little girl, take your punishment and get on with your life
#96
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crafty badger (07/14/2012) [-] Oh god thanks man, I was starting to feel down and out on my life today, but you.
That was supremely pathetic, it was like watching an entire season of 16 and pregnant in 30 seconds. I feel SO much better.
That was supremely pathetic, it was like watching an entire season of 16 and pregnant in 30 seconds. I feel SO much better.
#74
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jesusmcbatmanjones (07/13/2012) [-] Thanks OP. Your faggotry made my day so much better knowing that this didn't happen to me.
