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#22 - wafflepan
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(07/15/2012) [-]
>Going out for a walk at night   
>Hear weird ass sounds from bushes   
>Go check   
>People humping   
>My friend has a flashlight   
>Points at whores face with cum all over lips   
>Girl screams spraying me and innocent bystander boy with cum   
>Start yelling   
>Everyone wakes up   
>They run away   
>MFW
>Going out for a walk at night
>Hear weird ass sounds from bushes
>Go check
>People humping
>My friend has a flashlight
>Points at whores face with cum all over lips
>Girl screams spraying me and innocent bystander boy with cum
>Start yelling
>Everyone wakes up
>They run away
>MFW
#16 - thefasrdog
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(07/15/2012) [-]
This is fake,women never cum first.
This is fake,women never cum first.
#23 to #16 - itzhypnotize
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(07/16/2012) [-]
Anyone who uses an Odd Future gif gets a thumb.
Anyone who uses an Odd Future gif gets a thumb.
#31 to #23 - anon id: 032fb3cb
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(07/16/2012) [-]
We are not welcome here.
The internet must never know those who like rap walk among them.

Keep it secret. Keep it safe.
#26 to #23 - hoffmeisterh
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(07/16/2012) [-]
you're not supposed to be here
#4 - Faz
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(07/15/2012) [-]
So within the assuming 10-20 seconds of them people finding you and the kid screaming the neighbors were able to get into their back gardens with flashlights?
User avatar #6 to #4 - pinklotuses [OP]
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(07/15/2012) [-]
couldve been through windows haha idfk
#17 - wopwop
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(07/15/2012) [-]
So, about those bushes...
User avatar #12 - megaanimeartist
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(07/15/2012) [-]
Not exactly a secret if your whole neighborhood knows...
User avatar #3 - bitchplzzz
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(07/15/2012) [-]
Slut
#13 to #3 - IAMDIZZYONFANTA
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(07/15/2012) [-]
Wait, you're saying you'd never have sex outside because it's "slutty?" What are you, Amish?
User avatar #14 to #13 - bitchplzzz
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(07/15/2012) [-]
She shares it on the net, Im not against women having sex alot, its hte fact that: LOOK AT ME! GIVE ME THUMBS COS I TELL A STORY ABOUT SEX. Same with guys, who gives a ****?
#15 to #14 - IAMDIZZYONFANTA
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(07/15/2012) [-]
So, the word you were looking for is attention whore, not just plain ol' slut. Slut gives a whoole other set of implications. Nice thumbing down there too.
User avatar #38 to #14 - pinklotuses [OP]
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(07/16/2012) [-]
im a whore because i tell a dirty secret to people who dont know me? alright. not like i put it on facebook.... geeze.
User avatar #5 to #3 - pinklotuses [OP]
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(07/15/2012) [-]
**** you I've been with him for 3 years
User avatar #28 to #5 - wisdombranch
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(07/16/2012) [-]
Video, or it didn't happen.
#21 - mushkaa
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(07/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #34 - pinklotuses [OP]
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(07/16/2012) [-]
seriously people, first of all, it says dirtiest secrets dont necessarily have to be true. Secondly: it is. If i could get access to the video, i might post it in the **** section. And for all you asses calling me a whore, **** you too. if this was a guy posting how he ****** his girl outside, he'd be a legend. so stfu and gtfo. kthx.
#57 to #34 - anon id: 45e3c45a
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(07/16/2012) [-]
feel free to post other things to ****
#30 - ClicheUsername
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(07/16/2012) [-]
Here, let me just copy and paste the same exact comment that I wrote on the last post like this:

Holy ****, yet another post by a girl that has to be do with sex or masturbating. Better thumb this **** up.

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/dirty-secrets/Title/YwpbGLj/35#35
User avatar #32 to #30 - thetattooedone
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(07/16/2012) [-]
I made a post about masturbating and it wasn't thumbed up. Probably because I didn't actively point out that I have a vagina.
User avatar #39 to #32 - pinklotuses [OP]
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(07/16/2012) [-]
or maybe it just wasnt funny....
User avatar #62 to #39 - thetattooedone
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(07/16/2012) [-]
All it said was:

>I masturabte..
>a lot.
User avatar #63 to #62 - pinklotuses [OP]
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(07/16/2012) [-]
..and thats not funny.
User avatar #66 to #63 - thetattooedone
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(07/17/2012) [-]
You consider this post funny?
User avatar #69 to #66 - pinklotuses [OP]
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(07/17/2012) [-]
That would be why it got 834 thumbs and yours didnt. So...yeah.
User avatar #71 to #69 - thetattooedone
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(07/17/2012) [-]
I didn't ask how many thumbs, I asked if YOU thought it was funny.
User avatar #74 to #71 - pinklotuses [OP]
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(07/17/2012) [-]
and I did say "yeah." thanks for reading, sir.
User avatar #75 to #74 - thetattooedone
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(07/18/2012) [-]
Then you have a competely different sense of humor than myself, no big deal. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
User avatar #73 to #71 - pinklotuses [OP]
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(07/17/2012) [-]
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


theres your answer
#43 to #39 - anon id: 52723310
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(07/16/2012) [-]
You're kidding right? It's not really the funny factor that gets posts like these to front page, you know that right?
User avatar #44 to #43 - pinklotuses [OP]
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(07/16/2012) [-]
no anon, this is funny junk. this is where funny things are posted. if you have mistaken this for 9gag, sorry to disappoint you.
User avatar #8 - cuntism
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(07/15/2012) [-]
Why would you need to clean up outdoors sex