>Be me. 20 year old female
>walking through neighborhood with boyfriend at night
> tell boyfriend you want sex. now.
>find remote location behind a middle school's track shed.
>going at it about 10 minutes
>hear rustling in bushes, think nothing of it
>more minutes pass, both getting close
>decides to jizz in mouth. easiest clean up with no towels.
>suddenly a wild kid appears
>its super effective
>two adults emerge from bushes with leashed dog
>armed with flashlight
>point directly at my face
>at the exact second i had cum still on my lips, chin
>i scream, spattering cum on child
>dog barking wildly
>boyfriend screaming obscenities
>whole ******* neighborhood is awake
>mother grabs child, angrily retreats into bushes
>neighbors point flashlights from backyards in direction of screams
>everyone witnesses two half naked people running opposite direction
>cameras flashing behind us.
>3 days later
>police call you to department to inform you the entire thing was caught on school security cameras
>must be kept as evidence
>cops laughing hysterically
>we are fined $1,000 for public indecency and trespassing
this was my week so far. 100% serious. Im scared for next week.