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Dirtiest Secrets
Tags...am I your...dirty little secret?
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Anonymous ( Thu) 10: 58: 03
pplaying pokemon on Witter before school
comes outside
4 still havent wiped
yells I have to go
horrible poison ivy on crotch
a bunch iscream on my penis. put on my pants and run to the bus
I like sits next to me
basks me Hive ever been kissed
4 take out my gameboy
starts whispering in my ear
4 start sweating
4 look down
ewe cream is seeping through drjeans. making it look like i cummed
notices
4 open my fannie backto grab some kleenexes
sphagetti falls out all over
4 start sweating more
i forgot to wipe my ass
entire bus smells like shit and sphagetti
was gets to school
and run to bathroom
sits penis inspection day
mmy name is alan aardvark
s I have to go first
Course demands For me to take off my pants
4 reform
wrestles me down. and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch
helose my eyes and scream the mile theme at the top of my lungs
unzips my pants. the smell of sphagetti- cream and shit leaks out
sshe pokes on my dick
met expelled
FUCKING PENIS INSPECTION DAY
Anonymous ( Thu) 10: 58: 03
pplaying pokemon on Witter before school
comes outside
4 still havent wiped
yells I have to go
horrible poison ivy on crotch
a bunch iscream on my penis. put on my pants and run to the bus
I like sits next to me
basks me Hive ever been kissed
4 take out my gameboy
starts whispering in my ear
4 start sweating
4 look down
ewe cream is seeping through drjeans. making it look like i cummed
notices
4 open my fannie backto grab some kleenexes
sphagetti falls out all over
4 start sweating more
i forgot to wipe my ass
entire bus smells like shit and sphagetti
was gets to school
and run to bathroom
sits penis inspection day
mmy name is alan aardvark
s I have to go first
Course demands For me to take off my pants
4 reform
wrestles me down. and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch
helose my eyes and scream the mile theme at the top of my lungs
unzips my pants. the smell of sphagetti- cream and shit leaks out
sshe pokes on my dick
met expelled
FUCKING PENIS INSPECTION DAY
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I completely lost it at "Close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs"
>be in school
>hot girl in front of me
>she drops her pencil
>she bends down to pick it up
>she's not wearing panties
>turns around and looks at me
>"like what you see?"
>whole class goes "oooooooooh"
>palms are sweaty
>knees weak, arms are heavy
>it's falling out of my pockets already
>mom's spaghetti
>hot girl in front of me
>she drops her pencil
>she bends down to pick it up
>she's not wearing panties
>turns around and looks at me
>"like what you see?"
>whole class goes "oooooooooh"
>palms are sweaty
>knees weak, arms are heavy
>it's falling out of my pockets already
>mom's spaghetti
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N. Korean citizen (07/13/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
who the fuck has penis inspection day? seriously? Jesus fuck...