Dirtiest Secrets. Tags...am I your...dirty little secret?. 2 2 12919_ , 413x417, , jpg) Anonymous ( Thu) 10: 58: 03 pplaying pokemon on Witter before school comes outside 4 still havent wiped yells I have to go horrible poison ivy on crotch a bunch iscream on my penis. put on my pants and run to the bus I like sits next to me basks me Hive ever been kissed 4 take out my gameboy starts whispering in my ear 4 start sweating 4
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Anonymous ( Thu) 10: 58: 03
pplaying pokemon on Witter before school
comes outside
4 still havent wiped
yells I have to go
horrible poison ivy on crotch
a bunch iscream on my penis. put on my pants and run to the bus
I like sits next to me
basks me Hive ever been kissed
4 take out my gameboy
starts whispering in my ear
4 start sweating
4 look down
ewe cream is seeping through drjeans. making it look like i cummed
notices
4 open my fannie backto grab some kleenexes
sphagetti falls out all over
4 start sweating more
i forgot to wipe my ass
entire bus smells like shit and sphagetti
was gets to school
and run to bathroom
sits penis inspection day
mmy name is alan aardvark
s I have to go first
Course demands For me to take off my pants
4 reform
wrestles me down. and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch
helose my eyes and scream the mile theme at the top of my lungs
unzips my pants. the smell of sphagetti- cream and shit leaks out
sshe pokes on my dick
met expelled
FUCKING PENIS INSPECTION DAY
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#2 - fadetonigger (07/13/2012) [-]
Fucking lost it at Alan Aardvark, have no clue why
User avatar #5 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2012) [-]
I completely lost it at "Close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs"
#37 - comicallotus (07/14/2012) [-]
i lost it at alan aardvark
i lost it at alan aardvark
User avatar #25 - scissormcfreely (07/14/2012) [+] (7 replies)
What! Penis Inspection Day! What the fuck!
#23 - N. Korean citizen (07/14/2012) [-]
>close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs


Fucking lost it.
User avatar #45 - tsoper (07/14/2012) [-]
>be in school
>hot girl in front of me
>she drops her pencil
>she bends down to pick it up
>she's not wearing panties
>turns around and looks at me
>"like what you see?"
>whole class goes "oooooooooh"
>palms are sweaty
>knees weak, arms are heavy
>it's falling out of my pockets already
>mom's spaghetti
#29 - ZenMacros (07/14/2012) [-]
I always hated penis inspection day...
#27 - patpatty (07/14/2012) [-]
My face the whole time
#34 - kalimah (07/14/2012) [-]
random and funny
User avatar #7 - wtfmang (07/13/2012) [-]
Tags related to Gamer Poop?
#4 - atomicbeaver (07/13/2012) [-]
Almost shit my pants laughing at alan aardvark
#3 - N. Korean citizen (07/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
who the fuck has penis inspection day? seriously? Jesus fuck...
#1 - N. Korean citizen (07/13/2012) [-]
Da fuck did I just read?
User avatar #48 - mcatheistnuggets (07/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Penis Inspection Day? What the fuck?
#46 - usernamecannotload (07/14/2012) [-]
I laughed so hard that I cried.
#22 - jebusjabarty (07/14/2012) [-]
Wow that was great, fucking alan aardvark got me good.
User avatar #21 - roboshark (07/14/2012) [-]
I lost it at fannie pack.
User avatar #52 - abovelawl (07/14/2012) [-]
fannie pack made me laugh,
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