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Dirtiest Secrets. Tags...am I your...dirty little secret?. 2 2 12919_ , 413x417, , jpg) Anonymous ( Thu) 10: 58: 03 pplaying pokemon on Witter before school com

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Anonymous ( Thu) 10: 58: 03
pplaying pokemon on Witter before school
comes outside
4 still havent wiped
yells I have to go
horrible poison ivy on crotch
a bunch iscream on my penis. put on my pants and run to the bus
I like sits next to me
basks me Hive ever been kissed
4 take out my gameboy
starts whispering in my ear
4 start sweating
4 look down
ewe cream is seeping through drjeans. making it look like i cummed
notices
4 open my fannie backto grab some kleenexes
sphagetti falls out all over
4 start sweating more
i forgot to wipe my ass
entire bus smells like shit and sphagetti
was gets to school
and run to bathroom
sits penis inspection day
mmy name is alan aardvark
s I have to go first
Course demands For me to take off my pants
4 reform
wrestles me down. and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch
helose my eyes and scream the mile theme at the top of my lungs
unzips my pants. the smell of sphagetti- cream and shit leaks out
sshe pokes on my dick
met expelled
FUCKING PENIS INSPECTION DAY
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - fadetonigger
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(07/13/2012) [-]
******* lost it at Alan Aardvark, have no clue why
User avatar #5 - DoggyBouncer
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(07/13/2012) [-]
I completely lost it at "Close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs"
#37 - comicallotus
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(07/14/2012) [-]
i lost it at alan aardvark
i lost it at alan aardvark
User avatar #25 - scissormcfreely
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(07/14/2012) [-]
What! Penis Inspection Day! What the ****!
User avatar #35 to #25 - mcshmeggy
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(07/14/2012) [-]
what, your school didnt do penis inspection day?

its basically when the janitor inspects your penis (touches it, tastes etc) to see if it is growing properly.
User avatar #36 to #35 - scissormcfreely
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(07/14/2012) [-]
My ******* sides hurt now!
User avatar #38 to #36 - mcshmeggy
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(07/14/2012) [-]
there is nothing to laugh about, I am being serious.
User avatar #39 to #38 - scissormcfreely
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(07/14/2012) [-]
WUT?!
#40 to #39 - dicksmashersupreme
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(07/14/2012) [-]
**dicksmashersupreme rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Big Ol' God Titties ** your face
User avatar #42 to #39 - DrWeird
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(07/14/2012) [-]
Dude. Did your school not have a penis inspection day?
User avatar #43 to #42 - scissormcfreely
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(07/14/2012) [-]
No it didn't, and I am glad it didn't
#29 - ZenMacros
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(07/14/2012) [-]
I always hated penis inspection day...
#27 - patpatty
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(07/14/2012) [-]
My face the whole time
#47 - clydecarver
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(07/14/2012) [-]
#11 - anon id: 2a43e28e
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User avatar #18 to #11 - hhboy
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(07/14/2012) [-]
What? nooooo, it's totally legit mate.
#44 - twogirlscnecup
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(07/14/2012) [-]
#4 - atomicbeaver
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(07/13/2012) [-]
Almost **** my pants laughing at alan aardvark