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Anonymous ( Thu) 10: 58: 03
pplaying pokemon on Witter before school
comes outside
4 still havent wiped
yells I have to go
horrible poison ivy on crotch
a bunch iscream on my penis. put on my pants and run to the bus
I like sits next to me
basks me Hive ever been kissed
4 take out my gameboy
starts whispering in my ear
4 start sweating
4 look down
ewe cream is seeping through drjeans. making it look like i cummed
notices
4 open my fannie backto grab some kleenexes
sphagetti falls out all over
4 start sweating more
i forgot to wipe my ass
entire bus smells like **** and sphagetti
was gets to school
and run to bathroom
sits penis inspection day
mmy name is alan aardvark
s I have to go first
Course demands For me to take off my pants
4 reform
wrestles me down. and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch
helose my eyes and scream the mile theme at the top of my lungs
unzips my pants. the smell of sphagetti- cream and **** leaks out
sshe pokes on my dick
met expelled
******* PENIS INSPECTION DAY
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#2 - fadetonigger (07/13/2012) [-]
******* lost it at Alan Aardvark, have no clue why
User avatar #5 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2012) [-]
I completely lost it at "Close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs"
#37 - comicallotus (07/14/2012) [-]
i lost it at alan aardvark
i lost it at alan aardvark
User avatar #25 - scissormcfreely (07/14/2012) [+] (7 replies)
What! Penis Inspection Day! What the **** !
#29 - ZenMacros (07/14/2012) [-]
I always hated penis inspection day...
#27 - patpatty (07/14/2012) [-]
My face the whole time
#11 - anonymous (07/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #18 to #11 - hhboy (07/14/2012) [-]
What? nooooo, it's totally legit mate.
User avatar #7 - wtfmang (07/13/2012) [-]
Tags related to Gamer Poop?
#4 - atomicbeaver (07/13/2012) [-]
Almost **** my pants laughing at alan aardvark
User avatar #48 - mcatheistnuggets (07/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Penis Inspection Day? What the **** ?
#46 - usernamecannotload (07/14/2012) [-]
I laughed so hard that I cried.
#22 - jebusjabarty (07/14/2012) [-]
Wow that was great, ******* alan aardvark got me good.
User avatar #21 - roboshark (07/14/2012) [-]
I lost it at fannie pack.
#23 - anonymous (07/14/2012) [-]
>close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs


******* lost it.
User avatar #20 - applezachs (07/14/2012) [-]
penis inspection day?
User avatar #19 - PolarGhost (07/14/2012) [-]
OMFG I can't stop laughing too hard
User avatar #17 - szymonf ONLINE (07/14/2012) [-]
wtf did i just read
User avatar #16 - truklin (07/13/2012) [-]
******* lost it at be 10
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