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Submitted: 07/12/2012
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#5 - simplejake (07/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
You must have a pretty big dong if you get light headed from getting a boner lol
#22 - bcclittlewill (07/13/2012) [+] (7 replies)
#39 - manirock (07/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be me   
>Second grade   
>Severe ADHD   
>Spastic as 						****					   
>Impulsively decide it's a good idea to flash a female classmate    
>Look at my junk and say "Hello little buddy"   
>Immediately regret decision   
>Girl and others run off to tell teacher   
>Hear a loud "WHAT?!?"   
>Hide in locker   
>Found almost immediately by principal because I can't keep quiet    
>Junk still hanging out   
>Principal's face when
>Be me
>Second grade
>Severe ADHD
>Spastic as ****
>Impulsively decide it's a good idea to flash a female classmate
>Look at my junk and say "Hello little buddy"
>Immediately regret decision
>Girl and others run off to tell teacher
>Hear a loud "WHAT?!?"
>Hide in locker
>Found almost immediately by principal because I can't keep quiet
>Junk still hanging out
>Principal's face when
#30 - ukuleleofvengeance (07/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#34 - deadinferno (07/13/2012) [-]
"Dick Barnes would be proud of the tower"
User avatar #35 - sgc (07/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
13 years old
staying at my aunts house
my aunt is a bitch to me all the time, making me do things that i don't want to do (ride a bike down hill a 4 when i didn't know how to ride a bike, clean her kids room)
i come down with a very bad cold
the doctor gives me some medicine to help me sleep and get over it
i wake the next day on the couch naked
aunt tells me i am in big trouble
tells me i took off all my clothes last night and called her a ******* bitch while rubbing myself.
User avatar #36 - locolollipop (07/13/2012) [-]
You were obviously possessed by a rapist ghost from the middle ages who had his penis cut off
#72 - kingofunnyjunk (07/13/2012) [-]
>be 8
>in one of the friends' birthday party
>giant boner for no reason
>whatsorceryisthis.jpg
>fortunately people don't notice
>play with dick and feel better
>about to cum
>friend's mom yells to everyone "SMILEEE!"
>mfw
#29 - dbanks (07/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Basically.
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User avatar #6 to #2 - igotbanned (07/13/2012) [-]
No... you just developed late...
#1 - copyhat (07/12/2012) [-]
Thank you, I chuckled!
Thank you, I chuckled!
User avatar #61 - mion (07/13/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Dear diary,

ever since the dirty - secrets channel was created, I get to know step by step that funnyjunk is full of psychopathic weirdos.
#100 - cookiecrumbjohnson (07/13/2012) [+] (12 replies)
**cookiecrumbjohnson rolls 88**
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#85 - stopdropandtroll (07/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Dirty secrets? Fine why not.

>be 14
>islamic
>looked at a woman's exposed ankle once
>never told anyone about it
>mfw
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#11 - lemonzsquare (07/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Happens to me all the time
Happens to me all the time
User avatar #7 - liamdurf (07/13/2012) [-]
Speaking of barely remembering things, I once got swine flu, and after a week of recovery, I was told that for three days i thought I ruled the world, and kept trying to go outside to speak to my subjects.
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