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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#5 - simplejake
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(07/13/2012) [-]
You must have a pretty big dong if you get light headed from getting a boner lol
#88 to #5 - someVietKido
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#22 - bcclittlewill
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#39 - manirock
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>Be me   
>Second grade   
>Severe ADHD   
>Spastic as ****   
>Impulsively decide it's a good idea to flash a female classmate    
>Look at my junk and say "Hello little buddy"   
>Immediately regret decision   
>Girl and others run off to tell teacher   
>Hear a loud "WHAT?!?"   
>Hide in locker   
>Found almost immediately by principal because I can't keep quiet    
>Junk still hanging out   
>Principal's face when
>Be me
>Second grade
>Severe ADHD
>Spastic as ****
>Impulsively decide it's a good idea to flash a female classmate
>Look at my junk and say "Hello little buddy"
>Immediately regret decision
>Girl and others run off to tell teacher
>Hear a loud "WHAT?!?"
>Hide in locker
>Found almost immediately by principal because I can't keep quiet
>Junk still hanging out
>Principal's face when
User avatar #40 to #39 - bitchplzzz
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That should be content
#30 - ukuleleofvengeance
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User avatar #42 to #30 - alfjnn
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Worry not, my Perpetually paranoid Parakeet Partner.

I justly reassure thee, that I most certainly am not a Clergyman.
#66 to #42 - piclemaniscool
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(07/13/2012) [-]
I read that as Sylvester
I read that as Sylvester
#34 - deadinferno
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(07/13/2012) [-]
"Dick Barnes would be proud of the tower"
User avatar #35 - sgc
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13 years old
staying at my aunts house
my aunt is a bitch to me all the time, making me do things that i don't want to do (ride a bike down hill a 4 when i didn't know how to ride a bike, clean her kids room)
i come down with a very bad cold
the doctor gives me some medicine to help me sleep and get over it
i wake the next day on the couch naked
aunt tells me i am in big trouble
tells me i took off all my clothes last night and called her a ******* bitch while rubbing myself.
User avatar #44 to #35 - unncommon
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I can't stop the laughs, well played.
User avatar #48 to #35 - TheElectricCat
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By the sounds of it your aunt raped you.
User avatar #36 - locolollipop
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(07/13/2012) [-]
You were obviously possessed by a rapist ghost from the middle ages who had his penis cut off
#72 - kingofunnyjunk
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>be 8
>in one of the friends' birthday party
>giant boner for no reason
>whatsorceryisthis.jpg
>fortunately people don't notice
>play with dick and feel better
>about to cum
>friend's mom yells to everyone "SMILEEE!"
>mfw
#29 - dbanks
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Basically.
#54 to #29 - bluelightbebop
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#2 - supernig
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User avatar #27 to #2 - fearian
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i don't think he means the boner. just the giant part
User avatar #14 to #2 - filthyargonian
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i got boners at age 4, but everything else was late for me, im a strange child
User avatar #23 to #2 - corundum
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Babies get erections.
User avatar #19 to #2 - bobofboblandia
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no he's a ****** some how he passed the 3rd grade and is now being held back in the 4th grade
User avatar #20 to #2 - imaschizo
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dude, my first boner was when i was 4 so you think he developed early?
User avatar #18 to #2 - TheBrickShitter
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im pretty sure most people start getting boners at like age 7 or 8. but you dont start making sperm til like 12 or 13 or something right?
User avatar #6 to #2 - igotbanned
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No... you just developed late...