*fixd
Yo mama so ugly, every time she comes in the room I have to do a reverse Kool-Aid man and jump BACKWARDS through a wall yell'in "OH NOOOOO!!!!!"

wtfuck man... i wasnt calling you out, i was helping you out. but you just gone an done wreck'd yuhself. yuh mama so old that her wrinkles make the grand canyon look like a sidewalk crack. "my first made up on the spot, srsly dood could you rate it on a scale of 1 to DAMN SON!!!"?

About a 7, which is about how many tonnes over the limit yo mama would be to cross a sturdy bridge.

well played, you earn an 8 for creativity
at least she aint so old n' fat like yo mama that beethoven composed a song bout her, The 'Große Fuge' more like "the gross fudge".
srrsly... look it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gro%C3%9Fe_Fuge i just made this.
<starin at that fat hunka fudge nommin grossnes
i think 3. but since its a spin on high class 7.

Ha! Your jokes are less composed than Beethoven's Tenth Symphony!

yeah it could use some work. but u gaotta admit, potental is present yeah?

But you know what? Every time yo mama open's her nasty ass, yellow, gap toothed mouth, someone mistakes her teeth for a McDonald's sign.

shit... well yo mamas so big n' fat she took king kong up the empire state.
best i have, im trying to keep it origional.

Yo mama so fat, her underwear's made by Hummer!

yo mama's so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

Yo mama so ugly, she can curdle milk by squinting at it-- from ACROSS TOWN!

overused piece of junk!!! i win by default.

I lose?! ponies muthafucka!

damn,.... i thought i had you.

boooooooo!!!!

and shout "OH NO!"

wtf man ^

beat ya to the punch didnt i?

you wach tim and eric? sweet...

yea man its a pretty...(wait for it)...awesome show!

sonofabitch...

you have failed me...
your ideal response is "Great Job!"