Yo Momma

i swear the last two words are "reach around"

Lets figure this out! "Your mother is so old she owes _________ a reach around."

nicely done!

www.comicvine.com/deadpool/29-7606/yo-mama-fight/92-534843/ i googled deadpool yo momma jokes

I need to know Mamageddon now

Actually before he says the YoMama Joke his job ended and he never actually said it

he does, you know. with mustard. only.

Nothing, Deadpool said "Yo mama-" then apparently ran out of time.

I see someone doesn't get the joke, dood!
Well, I'm not explaining it, dood

*fixd
Yo mama so ugly, every time she comes in the room I have to do a reverse Kool-Aid man and jump BACKWARDS through a wall yell'in "OH NOOOOO!!!!!"

Fair nuff.

But YO mama so ugly, her face is illegal in 27 states; only reason the other 23 haven't caught up yet is there's a solid wall stretching from Michigan to Florida that she can't cross.

wtfuck man... i wasnt calling you out, i was helping you out. but you just gone an done wreck'd yuhself. yuh mama so old that her wrinkles make the grand canyon look like a sidewalk crack. "my first made up on the spot, srsly dood could you rate it on a scale of 1 to DAMN SON!!!"?

About a 7, which is about how many tonnes over the limit yo mama would be to cross a sturdy bridge.

well played, you earn an 8 for creativity
at least she aint so old n' fat like yo mama that beethoven composed a song bout her, The 'Große Fuge' more like "the gross fudge".
srrsly... look it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gro%C3%9Fe_Fuge i just made this.
<starin at that fat hunka fudge nommin grossnes
i think 3. but since its a spin on high class 7.

Ha! Your jokes are less composed than Beethoven's Tenth Symphony!

yeah it could use some work. but u gaotta admit, potental is present yeah?

But you know what? Every time yo mama open's her nasty ass, yellow, gap toothed mouth, someone mistakes her teeth for a McDonald's sign.

shit... well yo mamas so big n' fat she took king kong up the empire state.
best i have, im trying to keep it origional.

Yo mama so fat, her underwear's made by Hummer!

yo mama's so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

Yo mama so ugly, she can curdle milk by squinting at it-- from ACROSS TOWN!

overused piece of junk!!! i win by default.

I lose?! ponies muthafucka!

damn,.... i thought i had you.

boooooooo!!!!

and shout "OH NO!"

wtf man ^

beat ya to the punch didnt i?

you wach tim and eric? sweet...

yea man its a pretty...(wait for it)...awesome show!

sonofabitch...

you have failed me...
your ideal response is "Great Job!"

izzatright?

That's not how gravity works.

its full of 12 year olds who know nothing of deadpool

stfu and enjoy the deadpool

i guess your one of them

complains people know nothing of deadpool
knows nothing of grammar.

Because one mistake makes me a complete moron at grammar? Also i didnt say "people" I said 12 year olds, and you can talk about grammar, wheres your capital letters and your missing a comma there? Hypocrite

*You're
And I don't capitalize because I don't really talk in full sentences with punctuation and whatnot
It's kind of my thing

**linkDrkguy rolled a random image posted in comment #2740 at Hating **yo mama's vag is so hairy it looks like shes doing a hand-stand naked all the time.

**linkDrkguy rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at Draw me like on of your french girls **yo mama's pussay is so hairy, you won't even log in to avoid appearing in public.

CDisplay is great for reading them. Very easy to use.

You need to download a comic reader program. I use ComicRack but I'm sure others would suggest something else.

Yeah I use CDisplayEx.