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Submitted: 02/02/2014
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#200 - skankynugget (02/06/2014) [-]
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they're talking about me!



www.youtube.com/user/skankynugget1
#5 - jakeoxdk (02/02/2014) [+] (7 replies)
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When I see so much text, I check the comments before I bother to read it.

Final evaluation: Worth reading, folks.
#201 - Anemophobia (02/09/2014) [-]
Hey guys if you are looking for a group and can play on a server based in the UK let me know. The clan and server is Stweart1911's who made the top review on Steam for the game. We are looking for members but more specifically players who can fill the role of medic or scavenger.
Hey guys if you are looking for a group and can play on a server based in the UK let me know. The clan and server is Stweart1911's who made the top review on Steam for the game. We are looking for members but more specifically players who can fill the role of medic or scavenger.
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#181 - FUUUU (02/03/2014) [-]
I need to play this game.
I need to play this game.
#180 - flyingassassin ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
****					 i dont even care if its not true that was hilaurious
**** i dont even care if its not true that was hilaurious
User avatar #184 to #180 - Tolovefurikuri ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
things like this.... happen alot actually. you'd almost think the game isnt a zombie survival sim, but an outlet for the twisted machinations of everyone's inner psycopath
#179 - gustaviaable (02/03/2014) [-]
>Playing "so much better then DayZ" Rust   
>Me and my friends have built a giant base next to a mountain   
>Making the base bigger and bigger while getting richer and richer   
>One day someone bombs the two doors separating the outside from our first warehouse   
>Instead of stealing from us they put up two wooden walls where the doors used to be   
>Now we are trapped inside our own base and can't get out if we don't want to jump from the roof and die   
>Nobody knows how to make C4 to remove the walls   
MFW more and more people are dying from starvation
>Playing "so much better then DayZ" Rust
>Me and my friends have built a giant base next to a mountain
>Making the base bigger and bigger while getting richer and richer
>One day someone bombs the two doors separating the outside from our first warehouse
>Instead of stealing from us they put up two wooden walls where the doors used to be
>Now we are trapped inside our own base and can't get out if we don't want to jump from the roof and die
>Nobody knows how to make C4 to remove the walls
MFW more and more people are dying from starvation
User avatar #178 - hellsjester (02/03/2014) [-]
everyone has a cool day z story but me. i don't play anymore because every day i spawned insta headshot or gutted by psycho player with no life.
User avatar #177 - playapplepie (02/03/2014) [-]
Is DayZ actually fun to play? All I hear are stories about players acting against other players. I was hoping for some more zombie action
User avatar #183 to #177 - Xavage ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
Game is still in early alpha, zombies are still being worked on so in their stead are buggy zombies that walk through walls. Players are still the bigger threat but if its going to be anything like the mod, once they kick in the new zombie A.I, the zombies would start being the bigger threat again. Till then you can always wait on getting it when the zombies are fixed.
User avatar #195 to #183 - playapplepie (02/03/2014) [-]
Thanks, I think I'll look into it more when later versions come out.
User avatar #175 - icefried (02/03/2014) [-]
>Spawn somewhere on a beach next to a small village
>Go up to the road and notice a corpse with an axe on it
>loot the axe
>start going up the main road
>hear shots
> ****** .jpg
>see a fully geared guy asking if i'm friendly
>He has a gun so of course i'm friendly
>because i panicked my char was stuck doing sitting animations over and over
>guy ignores me and continues down the road
>decide to follow him by hiding in the woods
>Soon after that he runs into another player and starts asking him if he's friendly
>sneak up to him and axe ****** the ************
>goddamn arsenal on him
>tried it out on the unlucky sod he was talking to previously
And that's how you get a bunch of gear in less than 45 minutes
User avatar #171 - tastycrisps (02/03/2014) [-]
>playing dayz
>meeting friend at the construction area by Berenzino
>friend says he can't get online for a while
>might as well do some lootin
>begins scavenging supplies from nearby areas, taking care not go wander too far away
>scrape together some decent supplies, mountain backpack, firemans axe, food, etc
User avatar #173 to #171 - tastycrisps (02/03/2014) [-]
>Friend says he can get online in a couple minutes
> ******* finally
>didn't tell him about all the loot i got, wanted to surprise him
>make my way back to the construction area
>see some random player already there, wandering about
>oh **** oh ****
>"hey Im friendly, you friendly?"
>no response, he just runs off
>oh thank god
User avatar #174 to #173 - tastycrisps (02/03/2014) [-]
>begins scoping out construction area for any loot
>turn around corner and see the guy from before wielding an axe with a buddy
> ****************************
>see the doorway to open field behind them
>decide my best bet is to run
>full out sprint in between them
>must have caught them by surprise since they didn't hit me in time
>pass through the doorway
>wait a minute
>I was on the second floor
>well ****
>plummet to the ground, breaking both my legs
>begin desperately crawling away
>it's hopeless
>get Skype call from friend
>he's connecting to the server
>the guys with axes had caught up to me by now
>friend logs in to see two random players repeatedly hitting at my dying body with axes
>my dying words into the chat are "I couldn't remember how to fly"
User avatar #172 to #171 - bionicpanda (02/03/2014) [-]
go inland, don't waste time by coastal areas
#169 - zombiejew (02/03/2014) [-]
**** never happens to me in DayZ. The weirdest thing I've seen is some ***** guy in electro playing Miley Cyrus. But other than that I've never taken a hostage or been takes hostage, and no i'm not a combat logging fagt.
#167 - scarmanagent (02/03/2014) [-]
now i regret more than ever not buying stuff for my computers to play games like this.
#166 - welcometoatl (02/03/2014) [-]
I don't know **** about video games, but this game seems like it dwells into the deepest darkest depth of a person. To make someone break out of cuffs and kill their own friend, even for a video game, seems like a bit much. Don't know if I'm seeing too much into it, but this game seems a bit dark.
#170 to #166 - xxTheJesterxx ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
That's basically DayZ for you. Aren't really many games where 						*********					 other people is something you do just to keep yourself alive for that little bit longer. Either way, though, it's definitely one of my favorite games.
That's basically DayZ for you. Aren't really many games where ********* other people is something you do just to keep yourself alive for that little bit longer. Either way, though, it's definitely one of my favorite games.
#182 to #170 - Flyinpurplenarwhal (02/03/2014) [-]
what's that wrestler's name? I remember him from the Nintendo 64 games but I just can't get the name...
#165 - FatherPedobear (02/03/2014) [-]
I have not played this game, but this was still ******* grand.
#162 - maryjaneinmabrain (02/03/2014) [-]
worth the read
worth the read
#158 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
I would kill to be able to go back in time and stand in this guy's room watching this happen like when Harry Potter is sucked into that diary.
User avatar #157 - BubsyB (02/03/2014) [-]
Rust master race.
#153 - crazyeyedbioll ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
I really want the gif the thumbnail is from. anyone have it?
#159 to #153 - triplexrated (02/03/2014) [-]
Yes.
Yes.
#160 to #159 - crazyeyedbioll ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
thanks pal
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