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Submitted: 02/02/2014
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#5 - jakeoxdk (02/02/2014) [+] (7 replies)
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When I see so much text, I check the comments before I bother to read it.

Final evaluation: Worth reading, folks.
#200 - skankynugget (02/06/2014) [-]
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they're talking about me!



www.youtube.com/user/skankynugget1
#22 - cenderer (02/02/2014) [-]
>Their Reaction when they got shot
User avatar #39 - altairibnlaahad ONLINE (02/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Playing DayZ with friend
>At the north airstrip
>Inside the firehouse
>Friend goes up to the top
>Hear gunshot
>Friend screams over skype "IM DEAD IM DEAD **** "
>Hear talking outside
>"YEAH BITCH!" "I GOT HIM I GOT HIM, LETS GO GET HIS **** !"
>They have no ******* idea I'm there
>Crawl up and lay prone facing the stairs
>Pull out M4
>They both run up at the same time
>Unleash my entire magazine on them
>One dies, the other is barely conscious
>He's screaming and begging for his life
>I cuff him
>Sit there drinking all of my sodas watching him bleed out
>His last words, "My only regret, is that I have... boneitis"
#11 - xxyoloswagscopesxx (02/02/2014) [-]
>hfw
>hfw
#36 - FightClub (02/02/2014) [+] (5 replies)
this game sounds like it should be redubbed Traumatic Experience Simulator
this game sounds like it should be redubbed Traumatic Experience Simulator
#46 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (02/02/2014) [+] (21 replies)
User avatar #42 - blakethewizard (02/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
too long, didn't read
#48 to #42 - brokenboulevard (02/02/2014) [-]
Too bad, Should have read.
#35 - iamchicken (02/02/2014) [-]
Hanks's FW
Hanks's FW
User avatar #3 - rikter (02/02/2014) [+] (3 replies)
But did he eventually find Bobby? That's the big question.
#55 - darrhouston (02/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>Playing Dayz Alpha
>Spawn into one of the coastal towns, not sure which one
>Random guy comes out of a bush, fully kitted out, Mosin rifle with scope and bayonet and **** .
>Tells me to follow him.
>Explains that him and two others "run this town"
>Leads me to a random warehouse, tells me to get down on my knees, hands above my head.
>His two friends appear and the three of them form a circle around me.
>Guy asks my nationality, tell him I'm Irish.
>He orders me to sing my national anthem, or he'll shoot.
>Clear my throat and belt out "Ámhrain Na Bhfiann" Irish national anthem
>As I am singing, they raise their arms and lean from left to right, still surrounding me
>When I finish, they cheer and let me stand up. One of the guys pulls out an FNX pistol and some ammo and leaves them on the ground.
>First guy says "Bravo, we will let you live. Take this pistol, and good luck"
>Mfw I met the anthem bandits
#28 - graknab (02/02/2014) [-]
Thats ****** up I tell ya hwhat
#26 - pfccross ONLINE (02/02/2014) [-]
how you should have escaped...
how you should have escaped...
#31 - apylon ONLINE (02/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #52 - failtolawl (02/02/2014) [+] (3 replies)
dayz needs more zombies, these are great but not really the point of why they made the game
#32 - atomicman (02/02/2014) [-]
Mine:   
   
>Me and friend playing DayZ   
>Played 2 hours straight, both kinda tipsy   
>Died because of horribly stupid reason(zombie walked thru a wall and debuffed us with 'bleed')   
>Respawn   
>Walk for 5 mins to a town nearby   
>Meet other player   
>F1   
>He's friendly towards us and carries a machine gun of some sort   
>My friend is playing and types 'I bet you got lots of fancy stuff to share'   
>He actually drops some medicine and an axe and a military backpack(I believe it was idk)   
>I take the remote keyboard out of my friend's hands   
>Type 'Is that all you've got for us you asswhipe cheapo'   
>He kills us with an axe   
>My friend slowly turns to me   
>'Really now dude'   
>'I can say I'm sorry but i'm not'   
   
Laughed for 10 mins straight
Mine:

>Me and friend playing DayZ
>Played 2 hours straight, both kinda tipsy
>Died because of horribly stupid reason(zombie walked thru a wall and debuffed us with 'bleed')
>Respawn
>Walk for 5 mins to a town nearby
>Meet other player
>F1
>He's friendly towards us and carries a machine gun of some sort
>My friend is playing and types 'I bet you got lots of fancy stuff to share'
>He actually drops some medicine and an axe and a military backpack(I believe it was idk)
>I take the remote keyboard out of my friend's hands
>Type 'Is that all you've got for us you asswhipe cheapo'
>He kills us with an axe
>My friend slowly turns to me
>'Really now dude'
>'I can say I'm sorry but i'm not'

Laughed for 10 mins straight
#123 - pepemex (02/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#27 - synchron (02/02/2014) [-]
That was worth every second, OP. Good one.
User avatar #140 - RaptorJesusX (02/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>Watching bro play DayZ mod on his PC
>He's been playing for quite a while with a few friends
>Every time I watch him play, a man is always with them in the server but always on the complete opposite part of the map
>Player's name is "Soap"
>Soap keeps dying literally every 10-20 minutes.
>Soap has kept this routine in the server for weeks ever since my bro has played the server
>One day my bro is camping at Northwest Airfield
>He has a player in his sights using the DMR
>Finds out player is Soap
>My bro in his best Stewie voice yells out to Soap,
>"Soooooooaaaaaaaaappppp...............give up Soap!"
>Soap looks at him funny. Barely has any gear, only a fire axe at hand
>Soap has no mic and has never texted anyone in game
>Bro continues repeating to him to give up
>Soap still does nothing but walk around for a while

User avatar #142 to #141 - RaptorJesusX (02/03/2014) [-]
>Out of ******* nowhere, MG gunfire
>Ohdeargodwhy
>Bro is knocked down from bike and is unconscious
>Don't know how he's not dead
>A dark shadow of a player shows up in Ghillie
>It's ******* Soap
>"the Soap just dropped you, ************ "
>Fires endlessly at my brother's head to finish him off
>Bro is kill
>Bro is traumatized and doesn't play for a good month or so
>Plays on same server again after month long break
>Soap is still playing on server
>In the feed, it still keeps saying Soap keeps dying every 10-20 minutes.
> *************
>Moral: Never drop the Soap
User avatar #96 - fuckingtrolls (02/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
DayZ Standalone - The Hunt for Hank Hill lol did he sound like this?
#101 to #100 - fuckingtrolls (02/03/2014) [-]
Lol seriously? Man I hope they continue to search for this guy.
#91 - kranske (02/03/2014) [-]
-got into game
-not bad.jpg
-killed. Pants taken
-watthewat.avi
-guys runs off screaming ledeeledeeledee
-happens atleast another 4 occasions
bandits faces when
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