I have a bunch of stories about DayZ (I play the mod version and on epoch). Here goes.
>patrollin' the wall we set up around base
>two other friends (just us three made this fortress) are inside base working on vehicles.
>See a FV510 Warrior looking at our walls
>no tags, can't tell if human or bot
>turret suddenly locks on me
>begin to get worried
>call this in to the other guys
>they decide to do a fly over
>uses the blackhawk
>does fly over, dry run
>comes back and fires on tank, turret is still on me
>Person in the tank finally says "Do that again, I'll blow you out of the sky and destroy your base"
>server admin saw this
>"You do that and you won't be coming back to this server, all your stuff and your friends stuff will go to them."
>I love you server admin
>Guy leaves after whining a bit
>continue on my patrol
>suddenly tracers fly over my head
>expect bandits on hill
>its the warrior
>see him take off
>report this to my buddies
>"enough is enough: says one of them
>his plan is to take a plane and crash it into their base when the server is only us three
>everyone else takes off for the night
>plan is in motion
>plane didn't work out, couldn't get in it
>decides to take the tunguska we have and wreck house
>destroys the guys base
>like everything is gone, including the safes
>we ditch the tunguska somewhere
>we go back to base and log off for the night
It was a good day, in my opinion.