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    User avatar#6 - kingnarnode
    Reply-38
    (12/23/2012)[-]
    they're just dogs, who actually gives a ****
    #48 to #6 - thexxtalonxx
    Reply+3
    (12/24/2012)[-]
    Maybe I should just round up people like you and murder them just for being dicks and dick-like people.   
   
My excuse will be "They're just dicks, who gives a ****?"   
   
PS. You're on the list.
    Maybe I should just round up people like you and murder them just for being dicks and dick-like people.

    My excuse will be "They're just dicks, who gives a ****?"

    PS. You're on the list.
    User avatar#52 to #48 - kingnarnode
    Reply-2
    (12/24/2012)[-]
    do it fagot
    #32 to #6 - thisotherdude
    Reply+3
    (12/24/2012)[-]
    Really hope your entire family dies a horrible, painful death right in front of you asshole.
    Really hope your entire family dies a horrible, painful death right in front of you asshole.
    User avatar#53 to #32 - kingnarnode
    Reply-2
    (12/24/2012)[-]
    and i hope they bring all those dogs to your house and murder them right in front of you
    User avatar#54 to #53 - thisotherdude
    Reply+1
    (12/24/2012)[-]
    So it's agreed, we both hate each other and want the other guy to go through a horrible experience.
    User avatar#55 to #54 - kingnarnode
    Reply-1
    (12/24/2012)[-]
    well i wouldnt necessarily say I hate you, im kind of an eye for an eye person, so if you wish ill will on me the i wish it on you
    User avatar#56 to #55 - thisotherdude
    Reply0
    (12/24/2012)[-]
    But I hate you, so by your eye for an eye philosophy you should hate me because I hate you.
    User avatar#68 to #56 - kingnarnode
    Reply-1
    (12/24/2012)[-]
    sure I hate you then
    User avatar#44 to #32 - matoob
    Reply+2
    (12/24/2012)[-]
    it funny cos i care more for my dog than i do my brother
    User avatar#51 to #44 - kingnarnode
    Reply-3
    (12/24/2012)[-]
    because you're a lunatic
    #35 to #32 - darkjustifier#257 on commentsRank#257
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    (12/24/2012)[-]
    I recognize him from mp comics but who is he?
    I recognize him from mp comics but who is he?
    User avatar#37 to #35 - thisotherdude
    Reply0
    (12/24/2012)[-]
    Dan, he's from a show on the hub called Dan vs. It's a decent show in my opinion, though fairly under-rated compared to shows like MLP.
    #38 to #37 - darkjustifier#257 on commentsRank#257
    Reply0
    (12/24/2012)[-]
    So it's animated sounds interesting.
    So it's animated sounds interesting.
    #39 to #38 - thisotherdude
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    (12/24/2012)[-]
    If you want a plot synopsis look it up yourself, I gave you the name of the show already! What more do you want you needy ****!?   
   
Nah, I'm just ************ ya. Basically the show revolves around Dan, an angry lactose intolerate short jobless man who lives in a really ****** apartment. Mostly the episodes follow a formula: Something or someone rustled Dan's jimmies, Dan gets mad and plans to commit ridiculously over the top revenge (he destroyed half of Canada because he got covered in maple syrup in one episode), and usually succeeds. He usually carries out his schemes with his more level headed (and by level headed I mean sane) friend Chris, who generally acts as the voice of reason but almost always ends up doing whatever Dan tells him to because he's a little bitch.
    If you want a plot synopsis look it up yourself, I gave you the name of the show already! What more do you want you needy ****!?

    Nah, I'm just ************ ya. Basically the show revolves around Dan, an angry lactose intolerate short jobless man who lives in a really ****** apartment. Mostly the episodes follow a formula: Something or someone rustled Dan's jimmies, Dan gets mad and plans to commit ridiculously over the top revenge (he destroyed half of Canada because he got covered in maple syrup in one episode), and usually succeeds. He usually carries out his schemes with his more level headed (and by level headed I mean sane) friend Chris, who generally acts as the voice of reason but almost always ends up doing whatever Dan tells him to because he's a little bitch.
    #41 to #39 - darkjustifier#257 on commentsRank#257
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    (12/24/2012)[-]
    Oh dear sweet celestia I'm already in stitches.
    Oh dear sweet celestia I'm already in stitches.
    User avatar#36 to #35 - darkjustifier#257 on commentsRank#257
    Reply0
    (12/24/2012)[-]
    mlp
    #24 to #6 - beeradthelaw
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    (12/24/2012)[-]
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    User avatar#50 to #18 - kingnarnode
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    (12/24/2012)[-]
    something dogs don't have
    #57 to #50 - yourmomtotherescue**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#67 to #57 - kingnarnode
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    (12/24/2012)[-]
    i never said i didn't like them, i just don't care for them, domesticated animals are useless, save for a few purposes
    #9 to #6 - anon id: d3dcafcd
    Reply0
    (12/23/2012)[-]
    cunt
    User avatar#10 to #9 - kingnarnode
    Reply-10
    (12/23/2012)[-]
    what, we kill animals all the time, oh but this one is domesticated, i guess it's special
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    #11 to #10 - anon id: d3dcafcd
    Reply0
    (12/23/2012)[-]
    Well, one can still hope that the animals we DO kill we kill for a reason. The MIssouri regulations however would be killing domesticated animals that some people have grown to love, and are based on some idiot's ill-informed statements...
    #7 to #6 - anon id: a860cfc2
    Reply0
    (12/23/2012)[-]
    Sir, to some people, dogs are part of the family. To them it's the same as having their children or their siblings taken away.
    It breaks peoples hearts.
    Innocent dogs are being killed senselessly due to some idiots not raising their dogs correctly.
    User avatar#8 to #7 - kingnarnode
    Reply-16
    (12/23/2012)[-]
    you could have just said some people are lunatics
    #12 to #8 - codyxvasco
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    (12/23/2012)[-]
    You should just stop posting....
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