Maybe I should just round up people like you and murder them just for being dicks and dick-like people.

My excuse will be "They're just dicks, who gives a shit?"

PS. You're on the list.

do it fagot

Really hope your entire family dies a horrible, painful death right in front of you asshole.

and i hope they bring all those dogs to your house and murder them right in front of you

So it's agreed, we both hate each other and want the other guy to go through a horrible experience.

well i wouldnt necessarily say I hate you, im kind of an eye for an eye person, so if you wish ill will on me the i wish it on you

But I hate you, so by your eye for an eye philosophy you should hate me because I hate you.

sure I hate you then

it funny cos i care more for my dog than i do my brother

because you're a lunatic

I recognize him from mp comics but who is he?

Dan, he's from a show on the hub called Dan vs. It's a decent show in my opinion, though fairly under-rated compared to shows like MLP.

So it's animated sounds interesting.

If you want a plot synopsis look it up yourself, I gave you the name of the show already! What more do you want you needy fuck!?

Nah, I'm just bullshitting ya. Basically the show revolves around Dan, an angry lactose intolerate short jobless man who lives in a really shitty apartment. Mostly the episodes follow a formula: Something or someone rustled Dan's jimmies, Dan gets mad and plans to commit ridiculously over the top revenge (he destroyed half of Canada because he got covered in maple syrup in one episode), and usually succeeds. He usually carries out his schemes with his more level headed (and by level headed I mean sane) friend Chris, who generally acts as the voice of reason but almost always ends up doing whatever Dan tells him to because he's a little bitch.

Oh dear sweet celestia I'm already in stitches.

mlp

people who have souls

something dogs don't have

why do you not like dogs if you do not mind me asking?

i never said i didn't like them, i just don't care for them, domesticated animals are useless, save for a few purposes

They're people's pets, dick.