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Submitted: 01/11/2013
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#28 - russellandjess (01/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Your 17 it doesnt matter anyway you wont end up staying with them...but you might get something else that will stay with you for life.
Your 17 it doesnt matter anyway you wont end up staying with them...but you might get something else that will stay with you for life.
User avatar #29 to #28 - xxkelevraxx ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
You're*
#14 - onearmedfreak (01/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Listen OP ask both 3 easy common questions, such as whats your fav color, singer, actor/actress anything like that. If she answers with little to no questions then shes comfortable around you and would be the best pick, If she hesitates and asks why your wondering then she doesn't trust/know you enough to be your girlfriend.
User avatar #20 - gladiator (01/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
its simple.

stick to being an indecisive beta-male who asks people on the internet for dating advice...

seriously though, you decide, if it doesn't work out then you just rack it up to life experience and move on.

you really shouldn't have to be told this..
User avatar #23 to #20 - GEofmann (01/11/2013) [-]
i just want to do it right, with the only hurt feelings (if any) being mine and only mine
#16 - anonymous (01/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Choose girl C.
#18 to #16 - GEofmann (01/11/2013) [-]
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#35 - anonymous (03/04/2013) [-]
Girl B because if you liked girl A as much as you say.. you wouldnt have fallen for the second one. "Johhny Depp"
#33 - anonymous (01/11/2013) [-]
who has the nicest ass, biggest tits, toned body and beautiful hair? thts the one u shouldnt go with coz the uglyer on will put out more, problem solved, buttt if u were like out of collage, go with the smarter one, it = more revinue and happyer children..js
#32 - taintedangel (01/11/2013) [-]
Try taking them on separate dates. If something clicks more with the other girl, then you have your answer.

Bonus: If it ends with one, wait like a month or so, then try with the other girl (if you still can at least). You won't know if you don't try.

>Note: This is all implying that they'd be willing to go on a date with you in the first place.
#31 - anonymous (01/11/2013) [-]
if you're a real man, you would get a threesome pussy. 420 blaise it faggit
User avatar #30 - zmaro (01/11/2013) [-]
Youre 17, none of these hoes matter, the sooner you learn that the better
#26 - russellandjess (01/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Here's GIRL C.She seems like an easier option.
#22 - chubbycharmer (01/11/2013) [-]
I propose a fight to the death. Or at least until one of them breaks a nail or something.
I propose a fight to the death. Or at least until one of them breaks a nail or something.
User avatar #17 - HumbertoL (01/11/2013) [-]
Go with B. It seems like you actually get along with her. I hear this kind of stuff a lot, and when you like a girl like A, but know little about her, you tend to idealize her. You might not have anything really in common with her. Or at least talk to A if you have anything in common before dismissing B.
#12 - anonymous (01/11/2013) [-]
In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
Now I am 42, and all I want is a girl with big tits.
#10 - diqface (01/11/2013) [-]
Also, answerbag.com is great for things like this.
#9 - brnoutmaster (01/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
you will get herpes in the nostril with girl A and will experience painful orgasims with girl b, your choice
#7 - anonymous (01/11/2013) [-]
well, ive been in that situation before. it ended in me being covered in urine, blood, and having a screwdriver up my ass. so just pick the perfectionist, they are easyer to handle. in the end, remeber that you might end up like me. damn that whore.
#5 - thewalruss (01/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This is funnyjunk... ask that in yahoo answers or a date forum... (Chose the one who you like the most... any other detail is irrelevant). I'm thumbing you down by the way.
User avatar #8 to #5 - GEofmann (01/11/2013) [-]
i posted it in a certain channel for this purpose. also, i want my brethren to give me advice, not random people
#3 - diqface (01/11/2013) [-]
Go with Girl A, man. I had a similar incident and went with girl B. Still regret it to this day. You may be able to try with one, fail, and go to the other. Nothing wrong with than. You're young, man. Also, this post will probably get thumbed down since it's not funny. I hope you end up making the decision that makes you happy!
#1 - jjvjj (01/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
which one will do things
#34 - madmaninside (01/12/2013) [-]
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**** them both and be done with it. Like it's been said you are 17 just do it you pussy.
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