(untitled). I recently started playing dark souls. I feel bad for killing quelaag because now quelaan is alone... "You're too hot to be a boss"
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I recently started playing dark souls. I feel bad for killing quelaag because now quelaan is alone.

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#6 - easternigguh (08/29/2014) [+] (4 replies)
"You're too hot to be a boss"
#25 - tehmohawkinator (08/29/2014) [-]
Be wary of amazing chest
#39 - ehzio (08/29/2014) [+] (32 replies)
>Implying you wouldn't **** the **** out of spider girls
#1 - meringueluka (08/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
man **** from, i died like 5 times to Quelaag but when i did beat her it felt so good. then they had to go introduce Quelaan. i have no idea how many humiliates i ended up giving her.
#13 - brantod (08/29/2014) [+] (8 replies)
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#18 to #13 - bossguycumsplash ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
She vomits lava.
#5 - Kirbyman (08/29/2014) [-]
Dat Abdomen
#19 - hiiamolli (08/29/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#14 - tippidie (08/29/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I'd still hit it.   
And then gtfo because if I remember correctly spiders eat their mates or some 						****					.
I'd still hit it.
And then gtfo because if I remember correctly spiders eat their mates or some **** .
#33 - anotheroneonearth (08/29/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #36 - psykobear (08/29/2014) [+] (27 replies)
Just kill Quelaan as well and get another fire keeper soul. Problem solved.
#31 - lorinthium ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
i would praise the hell out of that "amazing chest ahead"
i would praise the hell out of that "amazing chest ahead"
#28 - betars (08/29/2014) [+] (2 replies)
reminds me of this game, for some reason.
#58 - corsairair ONLINE (08/29/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Hm...
Hm...
#22 - rumpelstilzchen (08/29/2014) [-]
"You're too hot to be a boss in this game."
"I'll climhazzard the **** out of you."
#48 - imadeanaccountforu (08/29/2014) [-]
It can be done.
It can be done.
User avatar #20 - golnax (08/29/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Dude.

DUDE.

OP. You're gonna feel bad for the whole family after this.

Alright, minor spoiler warning (But you're probably not going to find this all on the first play through anyways, so yeah.)

The Sister's of Chaos are nothing but a sad, sad story. Seriously. The Age of Fire was ending, and in order to try and renew it, the Witch of Izalith, Queelag, Quelaan, Quelaana and Ceaseless Discharge's mother (This is an important note), tried to mimick the first flame with her lord soul. But it backfired. Big time.

Izalith, the lost city you'll come across, used to be a bustling metropolis. The Chaos Flame worshipers built it on rock and roll and sustained it in good faith with Gwynn in Anor Londo. But when the Witch tried to make the first flame, everything got ****** up. Most of her family died, along with the rest of the city. Those who survived were deformed and twisted, becoming the enemies and NPCs you encounter in the game - Quelaag, Quelaan, Quelaana and Ceaseless Discharge among them.

Now, in case you don't know, Quelaag and Quelaan hustled on over to Blight Town to get away from the flames. But Blighttown was sick, it's peoples constantly battling pestilence and disease. Quelaan took it upon herself to try and make use of her twisted form, or perhaps to end her suffering in said form, and sucked up all of the blight in Blighttown, saving the people but making her deathly ill in the process. Quelaag, who told her not to do this, was of course heart broken and spent the rest of her days looking after her. Her sister was the only one that Quelaan would talk to.


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User avatar #7 - ubercookieboy (08/29/2014) [+] (2 replies)
...

Could be an STD
#52 - thewasteland (08/29/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**** HOW DO YOU **** IT?!
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