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#12 - crazyeyedbioll (11/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #17 to #12 - sovietsamurai (11/22/2014) [-]
"GIMME DAT BUTT"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
#22 to #19 - stifflimb (11/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #25 to #19 - drhat (11/22/2014) [-]
Where the **** is this from?
#31 to #19 - otroviciado (11/22/2014) [-]
glorious
#3 - rockergamer (11/21/2014) [-]
talk dirty to me
talk dirty to me
#15 to #3 - Lewx (11/22/2014) [-]
What the **** am I looking at.
#20 to #15 - violated (11/22/2014) [-]
Dark Souls 1's first boss from the tutorial area, the Asylum Demon, from the back
User avatar #21 to #20 - heartlessrobot (11/22/2014) [-]
Accidentally killed him because I didn't know you were supposed to run past him.
Died 27 times, but I killed him in the end.
User avatar #38 to #21 - violated (11/22/2014) [-]
Well you got his hammer then, I guess that's good
User avatar #44 to #38 - castereleven (11/22/2014) [-]
I didn't get hammer. Is there something specific you have to do to get it?
User avatar #45 to #44 - violated (11/22/2014) [-]
Kill the Asylum demon on the first encounter (you don't go and pick your weapons)
So basically you use your **** broken weapon or your fist
Or you take the firebombs as your starting gift, about 4-5 should do it
User avatar #6 to #3 - thenez (11/22/2014) [-]
Assylum Demon
#9 - captainpronin (11/22/2014) [-]
That's what you get for using hexes, you bitch
User avatar #65 to #9 - cutter (11/22/2014) [-]
which king of the hill episode is this?
User avatar #69 to #65 - shumdek (11/22/2014) [-]
It's captain Prolin.
User avatar #68 to #65 - episode (11/22/2014) [-]
Wrong show ;) inb4 its a joke, So is my reply!
#16 - karenoniks ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
She says exactly what she says in the game.
User avatar #34 to #16 - navadae (11/22/2014) [-]
still never managed to cut off her tail
User avatar #48 to #34 - sirfapaton (11/22/2014) [-]
It's pretty easy to do with higher dmg weapon. You can do the jump attack and pretty much get it with 1 hit
User avatar #52 to #48 - navadae (11/22/2014) [-]
first time killing her i had the black knight greatsword.. i managed to hit her tail (or so it looked) about 3 times and no luck.. tried a few other times with different weapons (different characters/runs) but just never seemed to be able to get it
#54 to #52 - sirfapaton (11/22/2014) [-]
The hitbox is pretty small for it. I rarely have problems with it as she's facing to the side when compared to me so I just jump on it. HFW after it
User avatar #88 to #54 - dyalibya (11/23/2014) [-]
2Cute4me
#89 to #88 - sirfapaton (11/23/2014) [-]
She is very adorable
User avatar #90 to #89 - dyalibya (11/23/2014) [-]
Do you have to kill her in the game ?
User avatar #91 to #90 - sirfapaton (11/23/2014) [-]
Nope. Completely optional.

She's the only boss that doesn't even attack you until you attack her.
She doesn't want to fight. Hell, new player might not even find her without wiki on their first playthrough
User avatar #92 to #91 - dyalibya (11/23/2014) [-]
thanks for the info, I will play dark souls ......... eventually
#93 to #92 - sirfapaton (11/23/2014) [-]
It is a very pleasant game.
Frustrating at times, sure. I'll do all achievements "speedrun" once it moves from GFWL to Steam
User avatar #47 to #16 - burpateer (11/22/2014) [-]
What does she say in the game? I don't play dark souls cuz casul and whatnot
User avatar #49 to #47 - karenoniks ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
"Who art thou?
One of us, thou art not.
If thou hast misstepped into this world,
plunge down from the plank, and hurry home.
If thou seekest I,
thine desires shall be requited not."

She is also the only boss that doesn't attack you straight away and let's you escape by plunging down the arena (like in the last panel).
#55 to #49 - sirfapaton (11/22/2014) [-]
I love your profile picture
User avatar #58 to #55 - karenoniks ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
It's Faye Artemis from Shapeshifters, porn comic drawn by Lemon Font.
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User avatar #79 to #58 - dalgaard (11/22/2014) [-]
Wtf is the comic by a dane?
User avatar #59 to #58 - sirfapaton (11/22/2014) [-]
I know
User avatar #66 to #59 - floran (11/22/2014) [-]
Everyone knows
I love it
User avatar #67 to #66 - sirfapaton (11/22/2014) [-]
The story is pretty touching. It has such a great plot
#80 to #67 - karenoniks ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
It was also pretty sad, especially at this moment
MC says goodbye after this
User avatar #87 to #80 - sirfapaton (11/23/2014) [-]
But they did end up together. And it was adorable
User avatar #50 to #49 - burpateer (11/22/2014) [-]
thanks m8
User avatar #51 to #47 - sirfapaton (11/22/2014) [-]
Basically:
"Who art thou?
One of us thou art not.
If you accidentally stepped to this world,
jump down from the plank and hurry home" Can't remember exact words

Then she also says that if you are seeking her, your wishes shall not be granted. or something
#72 to #16 - greedtheavaricious (11/22/2014) [-]
Man I wanted to take her back to Lordran. Just make her be happy again and stuff.

Once you play this game you're delving far too deep into it.

Or that's just me **** if I know.
#1 - shibeshub (11/21/2014) [-]
is ded?
#7 to #1 - haseofu (11/22/2014) [-]
is un dead
#2 to #1 - meek [OP](11/21/2014) [-]
#75 - thelastelephant (11/22/2014) [-]
Never once have I managed to kill the dragon
Never once have I managed to kill the dragon
User avatar #95 to #75 - hotschurl (12/19/2014) [-]
On my first char i tried him like 20 times and couldn't beat him.
On my second i managed to kill him on about the 10th try.
On my third char when i reached him i was like "YOLO i'll just put a ring of life protection on and try him once"... and actually beat him, on the first try.
Haven't beaten him ever since (I think I'm on my 6th char now)
#76 to #75 - InfiniteFetus (11/22/2014) [-]
I'f you'd like to try again, there's a very simple pattern you can follow to beat him. Kinda sad really.
I'f you'd like to try again, there's a very simple pattern you can follow to beat him. Kinda sad really.
User avatar #77 to #76 - thelastelephant (11/22/2014) [-]
Most of the times I attempt it, I'm usually a Phantom and I get greeted by that blast of ire as soon as I walk in the door.

Does this pattern involve standing back and hurling lightning spears? Because that's my main method of combat until something gets close.
User avatar #81 to #77 - InfiniteFetus (11/22/2014) [-]
As I recall, me and my friends did some science and came up with wearing no armor for maximum speed and some potion which provides massive fire resist or damage resist, I don't know what it is, never played the game besides this boss. Anyway, make a mad dash around that first fire blast and attack his front feet. When he starts flying and rains down with his AOE fire blast simply run away from him. After a few tries you can learn to time attacking his feet and leaving to get out of range of the AOE. Once he lands, stand a in front of him; it'll prompt him to do that same fire blast he does when you go through the door, and just run past and attack his feet again. He'll fly up again, AOE, ect. ect. and you just rinse and repeat that until he's dead. The potion is there for insurance.

To put it simply i've NEVER played either Souls game and after a few minutes of frustration, my friend passed the controller to me to try. We figured out the pattern before too long and I eventually beat him. Apparently he's THE hardest boss in the games, idk, but he's got a very simple pattern you can follow with no armor.

Is there a better, faster way? Maybe, but it worked for us.
User avatar #82 to #81 - thelastelephant (11/22/2014) [-]
I think the only reason he's the hardest is because if you get hit by the flame breath, it will pretty much kill you outright regardless of how much fire resistance you have.

You can only survive if you've basically stat-dumped into vigor, and even then it'll nearly wipe you out.

I haven't really attempted to fight him. I prefer to just talk to him to get that key he drops and move on.
User avatar #83 to #82 - InfiniteFetus (11/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, If I made a mistake and got hit by the AOE it'd nearly kill me, but i'd just use whatever that potion was and it would heal me completely, I think. If you're desperate for the details I could text my friend, but I think you just need to be quick and follow the pattern.
User avatar #84 to #83 - thelastelephant (11/22/2014) [-]
Meh, it's all good.
#56 - oculusmortis (11/22/2014) [-]
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#37 - hidemoto (11/22/2014) [-]
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#32 - anon (11/22/2014) [-]
The Essence of Dark Souls #2 I love watching people fail at dark souls.
User avatar #43 to #32 - vivjames (11/22/2014) [-]
Didn't know those things kill you.
User avatar #4 - darkjustifier (11/21/2014) [-]
welcome to dark souls


*I liked the second one
User avatar #10 - derpthefifth (11/22/2014) [-]
That's how you know it's a souls game
User avatar #8 - frenzyhero (11/22/2014) [-]
Ancient Dragon was easy.
#18 to #8 - meek [OP](11/22/2014) [-]
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#23 to #8 - anon (11/22/2014) [-]
He's a one trick pony, if you know what to do and do EXACTLY that, then he is easy, otherwise he's a freaking pain; personally i think the annoying part is running back to him...
User avatar #86 to #23 - radiated (11/23/2014) [-]
all you have to do is attack his back left foot, then walk back 5 ft to not get squished and repeat.
User avatar #39 to #23 - frenzyhero (11/22/2014) [-]
All bosses in Dark Souls 2 were like that, except they were easier than Ancient Dragon. In comparison to the rest of the bosses, Ancient Dragon was difficult, but he was pretty easy. As you said, the run-back was a nuisance, the fight is long by itself, and then you have to consider repairing your gear between runs. These are things Dark Souls 1 and Kalameet didn't force you to deal with; Ancient Dragon is trying not to be hard by design, but it's hard because it takes so long to do. It's forcing you to tire.

Now Kalameet, that guy was tough, especially if you were going for the tail.
User avatar #30 to #8 - infernis (11/22/2014) [-]
nah
User avatar #85 - fabiform (11/22/2014) [-]
I've never played Dark Souls.

Is it any good?
User avatar #94 to #85 - nattsvermer (11/26/2014) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #41 - basaltface (11/22/2014) [-]
and thats why you kill the guys who guard the fog gate... ESPECIALLY the 3 black dragons that play "you shall not pass!!" before the ancient dragon...
#33 - nekaz (11/22/2014) [-]
oh **** the ads are attacking again
roll for saves
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