there is hope for the forrest after all

pulpunderground

Channel: darksoulstime

ITT: your best dark souls experience

Last night, Invading in the forrest. Not too many gankers for once.
Invade some dude called Rampagesomethingsomthing.
All NPC's alive, no sign of battle anywhere, must be a forrst hunter.
Go to check out the area by the cat and see that Shiva and his ninja buddy aren't there.
Wtf?
send him a PM saying I'm at the cat if he needs me.
20 seconds later, a reply.
"Hiding with ROF."
...kewl, we agree that if I find him I win.
**** around for a few minutes and wait for him to come running across the bridge by the cat.
As soon as he turns the corner I'm ****** , I don't even realize what's happening until his giant ******* sword is planted through my chest.
1 shot...
send him another PM.
"well I found u so I still win right?"
10 seconds later
"Add me."
...sure why not.
Add him and keep on invading.
three invasions later I'm in the world of my hide and seek buddy again.
Joy around each other and all of a sudden he starts dropping **** .
Meh, this stuff happens, probably just some humanity or a boss soul or something.
The ************ straigth up drops 6 assorted titanite slaps, a **** ton of regular titanite stuff, dragon scales and twin humanities. Then proceeds to jump off the cliff giving me almost 300K souls at SL 60 on NG.
One last PM from him.
"Gone for the weekend, I'll drop more next week."
Best day ever

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#1 - walcorn (05/17/2014) [-]

> Invade world
> Cosplaying Solaire because trying to have fun
> Lower Blighttown
> Some stone armor Spellcaster in the Bonfire cave
> Play nicely with the guy and all that
> White phantom appears out of nowhere and attacks me from behind
> The two gankers really start playing like bitches, maximum poise, greatshield walls and all that **** .
> Eventually run into the pit by the bonfire
> Spellcaster throwing sorceries down from the edge, Greatshield knight guarding the ladder from the top.
> Get up the ladder when the knight isn't looking
> He Black knight Greatswords me and misses
> Kill the cunt, and Look over at the spellcaster
> Waving his catalyst around but nothing happens, he's out of casts
> Slowly beat the **** out of the now harmless spellcaster ganker and return to my own world
> Receive several angry messages accusing me of hacking

#3 to #1 - thetoasterofdeath (05/17/2014) [-]

right before you invaded

#4 - zaywoot (05/17/2014) [-]

>Playing DS2
>At Luna for some pvp and easy titanite
>poison ricards rapier +10 for ***** and giggles, mirrah greatsword +10 for regular play
>3 hits with mirrah and most people that lvl were dead
>Grayspirit filthycasul has invaded
>This is gonna be fun
>Grayspirit *************************** has invaded
> ... Or not...
>Dancing around the holes in the floor, filthycasul is keeping his shield up for a sec too long
>commence the guardbreak.jpeg
>Two hits with Ricards R2 and he's poisoned
>Bring out mirrah
>Dancing around some more, while filthycasul is slowly dying from poison
> *************************** takes a swing - misses
BY LUCATIELS GLOOOOOOORIOUS MASKSTACHE I WILL SPANKETH THEE TILL THINE FATHER PULLESTETH OUT THE COCKS FROM WITHIN HIS MOUTH TO DISOWNETH THINE CASUL CUMSTAINED ASS

slap slap slap and free titanite
git gud or git rekt
TL;DR I got lucky and beat two guys

#2 - kungfufun (05/17/2014) [-]

got invaded in anorlando or however you spell it guy drops obsidian great sword plus five lord gwens great sword +5 and all boss souls waits for me to pick it all up and then kills the **** outa me o and artorias great sword +5 good ******* day

#10 - darksamusi (06/09/2014) [-]

>Playing dark souls
>Invading in the forest
>Come across a group of gankers, all with modded health
>Decide to not even try fighting
>Takes off all my armor, except xanthous crown
>Runs up to them, and starts punching them
>they're confused
>they unequip their stuff, start fist fighting with me and another Forest Hunter
>get them near a ledge
>Equip sunlight talisman
>WoG.

#9 - pickaxe (05/22/2014) [-]

>first playtthrough
>dukes archives
>getting an invader
>unsure what to do,we fight a little both curved sword/2handed/light armor
>he flips away,and crushes a humanity
> ***** ,it's on
>flip after him luckily the area was mostly cleaned
>we end up flipping 3 laps around the archives
>he takes a turn to the stairs
>I pull the switch
>he barely missed the exit and plunged to his death

#5 - newold (05/19/2014) [-]

dicking around in DS2 helping folk with boss fights cuz sunbro
********** invades
run to a nice open spot no baddies around
see **********
desert sorcerer set + pickaxe
wtf.jpeg
********** waves get message "catch me if you can ****** "
its ******* on
run after **********
random ****** is faster the me cuz im all havel set
********** runs into dead end
not so fast now are ya
blind fire sun spear
nail **********
stops, looks at me drops some effigys and titanite
get message "lucky ****** "
random **** jumps off cliff
and that kids is how spent my sunday

#7 - anon (05/20/2014) [-]

Here's another one that happened recently
Invading as a giantdad in dks2
Invade a fightclub
Aw yissss **********
End up killing everyone until my time runs out
Even all the sanitiers spear builds because of zwiehander
I love my new giantdad build
I'll share if want

#8 to #7 - pwnagraphy (05/20/2014) [-]

gib armor

#6 - anon (05/20/2014) [-]

Invading forest with my washing pole with darkmoon blade
A wild hacker has appeared
Hornetsring.mp4
************ can actually play the game
Backup appears
******************** .spam
He's a hacker too with a giantdad build
Other guy gets INFINITELY stunlocked with the endurance hacks
Ever since then I've always found some sort of respect for hackers