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#15 - RageRambo (02/13/2013) [-]
I had no issues with Sif. The only two bosses that give me any real trouble are the Four Kings and Bed of Chaos.
User avatar #26 to #15 - flavadave (02/13/2013) [-]
are you seriously telling me you had no trouble with Ornstein and Smough?
User avatar #34 to #26 - drainbramage (02/14/2013) [-]
I beat Orenstein and Smough first time, used 3 estus flasks and it took me about 5 minutes, were there any attacks that you just weren't prepared for? What happened there? I found them easier than Pinwheel and apparently they're one of the toughest bosses in the game, I never understood why though.
User avatar #63 to #34 - multimedia (02/25/2013) [-]
I walked in and got double-teamed almost instantly. I was not prepared for Ornstein's speed.
User avatar #64 to #63 - drainbramage (02/25/2013) [-]
Bro, use the pillars and take pot shots at Smough, when Orenstein gets powered up, roll between his legs, that way, he can only hit you with his butt-slam, which is pretty easy to avoid.
User avatar #65 to #64 - multimedia (02/25/2013) [-]
I've beaten the game 3 times already, don't worry. That was just my first experience.
User avatar #66 to #65 - drainbramage (02/25/2013) [-]
Fair enough, my first playthrough I played as defensively as possible, in recent games I've just kind of taken burst in, or summoned Solaire and watch him fight both bosses because I can.
User avatar #35 to #34 - flavadave (02/15/2013) [-]
i honestly don't know. i think it's because i insisted on killing smough first, and that tends to make ornstein ridiculously tough
User avatar #77 to #35 - unlithe (08/05/2013) [-]
lol i did that first time. now i just don't give **** which one i kill first. i have both the armors anyways.
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#36 to #35 - drainbramage (02/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #37 to #36 - flavadave (02/15/2013) [-]
Since every boss takes a different strategy, everyone has one boss that takes all of their effort to kill. have you found yours yet?
#54 to #37 - arstya (02/17/2013) [-]
*******					. GWYNDOLIN. Little magic spamming trap bastard...
******* . GWYNDOLIN. Little magic spamming trap bastard...
User avatar #55 to #54 - flavadave (02/17/2013) [-]
good old Captain ********************** . at least his armor looks cool
User avatar #56 to #55 - arstya (02/18/2013) [-]
Get the **** back here? The little puss runs. I'm the one saying to get back here.
User avatar #58 to #56 - flavadave (02/18/2013) [-]
that's what i meant. you spend the whole fight shouting, "get the **** back here!"
User avatar #59 to #58 - arstya (02/18/2013) [-]
Oh...Yeah that was irritating.Was always satisfied to run the little femboy bitch through with a spear though.
#38 to #37 - drainbramage (02/15/2013) [-]
Not really, the only bosses I have left are Seasless Discharge, Centipede demon, bed of chaos and then Gwyn, people seem to have a lot of trouble with Chaos, so I'll see how that turns out for me.
User avatar #39 to #38 - flavadave (02/15/2013) [-]
good luck with the rest of the bosses. epic images, by the way. you're clearly a Solaire fan. i hope you're enjoying the game as much as i did
#40 to #39 - drainbramage (02/15/2013) [-]
Out of interest, what weapon and/or shield are you using?
User avatar #41 to #40 - flavadave (02/15/2013) [-]
I use the drake sword and bloodshield, with a pyromancy gauntlet in my alt slot. my armor is the body, gloves and legs from the Crimson set with Havel's boots and helmet
User avatar #42 to #41 - drainbramage (02/15/2013) [-]
Ah, well if I were you I'd replace the Drake sword with an upgraded Uchigatana, it's a lot quicker, much stronger, A lot lighter, scales A with dexterity and does bleeding damage, but the durability is kind of ****** .

My current character is more of a tank, Black iron set, Greatshield of Artorias, Black knight sword and Pharis' bow, I can't remember the exact name, I also have a talisman to heal when an estus flask doesn't need to be used. Do you use any specific rings? I use Havel's ring and the ring of favour and protection, because even though I wear heavy stuff, I don't like fat rolling. I sometimes switch the Uchigatana when I need to worry about speed more than power.
User avatar #43 to #42 - flavadave (02/15/2013) [-]
havel's ring for exactly the same reason. i can't remember what amulet i use. D: i loved everything about the uchigatana except the durability
#44 to #43 - drainbramage (02/16/2013) [-]
Well I found the boss that I will crown the most difficult. The bed of chaos. I will now refer to that boss as the bed of go 						****					 yourself. I just spent the last hour and a half fighting it, I literally ran up to avoid the scythe thing when she swiped her arms she 						*******					 threw me into the gap just in front of her. I only have Gwyn now, which I'll do tomorrow, but right now I'm going to go and make myself a victory sandwich.    
   
Gif related, it's how I spent the last hour and a half.
Well I found the boss that I will crown the most difficult. The bed of chaos. I will now refer to that boss as the bed of go **** yourself. I just spent the last hour and a half fighting it, I literally ran up to avoid the scythe thing when she swiped her arms she ******* threw me into the gap just in front of her. I only have Gwyn now, which I'll do tomorrow, but right now I'm going to go and make myself a victory sandwich.

Gif related, it's how I spent the last hour and a half.
#60 to #44 - kelp (02/25/2013) [-]
Yeah even the makers of the game apologized for the boss. It's just ridiculous. Most of all it's lluck. This one actually had nothing to do with skill
User avatar #45 to #44 - flavadave (02/16/2013) [-]
the bed of chaos was a ******* nightmare. i'll be honest, though, i'm glad one of the bosses got you. it only seems fair :P just gwyn to go! good luck, man. be on the lookout for something special in the area outside his chamber, too.
User avatar #46 to #45 - drainbramage (02/16/2013) [-]
Just beat Gwyn, first time, completely solo, no parrying, I just took his hits like a ******* champ and hit him hard.


Did you mean the black knight set?


I took off my helmet for the final cutscene, I linked the flame, the expression on his face was hilarious.
User avatar #47 to #46 - flavadave (02/16/2013) [-]
yeah, the black knight set. well done finishing it. what's your final verdict of the overall game?
#48 to #47 - drainbramage (02/16/2013) [-]
Fantastic game, only complaint is that it doesn't give you any real direction, I've spent several hours trying to find where I'm trying to go, like finding the 4 kings took me a good few hours, but that was part of the challenge I guess. Not as hard as people claim it to be, but still no walk in the park. 10/10, I enjoy a good challenge, probably my favourite game.   
   
   
I'm starting a new game with a different character now
Fantastic game, only complaint is that it doesn't give you any real direction, I've spent several hours trying to find where I'm trying to go, like finding the 4 kings took me a good few hours, but that was part of the challenge I guess. Not as hard as people claim it to be, but still no walk in the park. 10/10, I enjoy a good challenge, probably my favourite game.


I'm starting a new game with a different character now
User avatar #49 to #48 - flavadave (02/16/2013) [-]
welcome to the Dark Souls Fanboy Club :P Dark Souls 2 isn't too far away now
#50 to #49 - drainbramage (02/16/2013) [-]
Has Dark Souls 2 actually got a release date yet? I heard about it, but I remain skeptical about whether or not it will actually live up to Dark Souls.
Has Dark Souls 2 actually got a release date yet? I heard about it, but I remain skeptical about whether or not it will actually live up to Dark Souls.
#61 to #50 - kelp (02/25/2013) [-]
If any of you guys are on PC and are up for some PvP just tell me :)

Still looking for some people to play against.
#62 to #61 - drainbramage (02/25/2013) [-]
Sorry man, I have it on PS3, my PC lags when it runs it and you can't play around with the graphic settings so I can't help it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - flavadave (02/16/2013) [-]
it has so far only been touted as "this year" but even that is pretty tentative. I'll remain optimistically cautious about how good it is compared to DS1, but it'll be given the chance it deserves to impress me
#52 to #51 - drainbramage (02/16/2013) [-]
I've seen some art for it already, there is going to be a bearded character with wild hair in the game, he looks like a smaller, thinner version of Gwyn.
User avatar #28 to #26 - RageRambo (02/13/2013) [-]
Not at all. They weren't as hard as people say. You just have to play defensively. Kill Ornstein first. Took me 10 mins and about 15 estus to solo. Or summon Solaire. That just makes the fight SUPER easy. They're really easy one on one. Smough is slow as **** and Ornstein telegraphs his attacks pretty slow and don't do much damage at all.
User avatar #29 to #28 - flavadave (02/13/2013) [-]
i guess different players have different ways of doing stuff. you say you had trouble with Four Kings, but i didn't even use estus in that fight. Ornstein and Smough, though, took me about an hour to beat
User avatar #31 to #29 - RageRambo (02/13/2013) [-]
DAmn really? That's my hardest fight. I think it's my lack in skill in dodging. I can tank pretty much any boss but them/it/whatever. Havel's Greatsheild FTW.
#16 to #15 - drainbramage (02/13/2013) [-]
Do I smell another Seamus fan?
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