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User avatar #134 - bamsebjornen ONLINE (12/01/2012) [-]
IN THE AGE OF LEGS
THE WORLD WAS COVERED IN A DEEP SWEATY FOG.
A WORLD OF GREY SIDEWALKS, STAIR STEPS AND GREAT HALLWAYS
BUT THEN CAME THE WHEEL
AND WITH THE WHEEL CAME TRANSPORTATION
HEAT AND COLD
NEED AND SPEED
AND OF COURSE
PEDALS AND THE METALS
The Michelin Man, the first of the round.
The Witch of Hancook and her daughters of profile.
And Pirelli, the lord of Rubber.
and the Firestone employee downtown, who everyone forgot.

With the Strength of Wheels they challenged the walkers

Pirelli's spinning rubber peeled apart their sensitive legs
The Hancook's scheduled great carpools
The Michelin Man spread a advertisement campaign about tires
User avatar #135 to #134 - bamsebjornen ONLINE (12/01/2012) [-]
Thus began the Age of Wheels

But soon, the wheels will stop, and only Walk will remain

Even now there are only slight turns, and man sees not convenient transportation, but only endless highways.
And amongst the spinning are seen, carriers of the accursed walking shoes
Yes, Indeed… The Walking Shoes brands the undead. And in this land, the undead are rolled and lead to the north… where they are locked away to await the end of the road… This is your fate…
User avatar #136 to #135 - bamsebjornen ONLINE (12/01/2012) [-]
this is a 4chan copypasta that i put together myself :D
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