I Used to Be The Chosen Undead..... . so "iii) The knee. hull?. I have come across three Dark Souls content in the space of three minutes... I love it.
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I Used to Be The Chosen Undead....

so "iii) The knee. hull?
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User avatar #270 - animedudej (09/16/2013) [-]
ill be getting GTA V tommorow... hopefully it will keep me occupied untill DS2 comes out... and at that moment on people will see verry little of me
#234 - supersaiyajin (09/13/2013) [-]
Oh, what's that? An arrow to the knee? Adorable.
#233 - paulthehero (09/13/2013) [-]
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#225 - anonymous (09/13/2013) [-]
You wouldn't be talking if Lurtz shot those arrows
User avatar #208 - becefalus (09/13/2013) [-]
Is dark souls 1 worth the purchase? I've been thinking about trying it out.
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#214 to #208 - Monopolus (09/13/2013) [-]
There's a learning curve, but once you get over it, it's one of the best games out there. Without a doubt. And DS2 is going to be badass as well.
User avatar #213 to #208 - chaoscustoms (09/13/2013) [-]
It is definitely worth the money. The hardest game I have ever played.
You die constantly....
Turn a corner, BAM you are dead.
Enter a new area, BAM dead again.
Can I kill that guy? NOPE, he's gonna rape your eye socket with his zombie dick until your dead.
Rest at a bonfire? No back stabbed by some douche who wants your **** .
just when you think you are finally safe you die.
Again and again and again
#212 to #208 - shadoward (09/13/2013) [-]
i'd personally say yes if you really want a diffcult game, if you get it for PC it needs some mods to be fixed up but i'd still reccomend it for PC
User avatar #211 to #208 - PVTDickStryker (09/13/2013) [-]
Get it, dont even think about it. Its a bitch at first, but when you get your bearings, it will feel like a godsend. Thats the reason its so revered; Its a breath of fresh air, if you will, from all these games that dont allow you to fail, Souls games are one of the few games that give you that little feeling of accomplishment from progression.
#207 - yuukoku (09/13/2013) [-]
Whenever people talk about how there are no more innovative games with compelling stories, I just laugh and go back to Dark Souls.

It's a game that, regardless of the fact that everyone else forgets to be creative and just takes advantage of the limitlessness of designing games today, blends a compelling story that shows and doesn't tell with captivating gameplay all the while still utilizing the limitlessness of programming today. They don't forget how to make a good game just because they want to throw **** into the game for you to look at. They genuinely care about the gameplay and tweak at every point to make the experience more satisfying and strategic. This is truly a masterpiece of modern creativity and I hope that the Souls series keeps following this path.
User avatar #206 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (09/13/2013) [-]
arrow to the knee is a nord way of saying of a warrior getting married
#209 to #206 - PVTDickStryker (09/13/2013) [-]
I guess by the looks of things, the chosen undead doesnt believe in monogamy.
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User avatar #202 - blokrokker ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
Is an XBox 360 controller really necessary, or is it just useful? I don't have a 360, so that controller recommendation on Steam is pretty much the only reason I don't have Dark Souls yet.
User avatar #203 to #202 - PVTDickStryker (09/13/2013) [-]
Its a good recommendation, as the keys in the tutorial, for some screwy reason, show 360 buttons. Fortunately, thats not the only way to play, I hear theres a mod that'd improve keyboard controls drastically.
User avatar #201 - xkmarcus (09/13/2013) [-]
Realistically, if you're in the middle of a fight, and get hit with an arrow, and your priority is to continue fighting, I'd say it's better to be shot in the back.
User avatar #197 - oreobitchtitsahoy (09/13/2013) [-]
I consider it a personal achievement for myself that I didn't break my controller playing this game.
User avatar #199 to #197 - moooossseeee (09/13/2013) [-]
I consider it a personal achievement beating Gwyn...on only my 9th try.
#195 - ustintheone (09/13/2013) [-]
The souls series is one of my favorite game series, its characters are great, in both demon souls and dark souls, I love both games. I would recommend that everyone play the games if you ever get the chance, the combat system in great. The next game seems like its going to be amazing.
#178 - mynameiswyatt (09/13/2013) [-]
is this a game ?
User avatar #180 to #178 - danyoung (09/13/2013) [-]
Is The game.
User avatar #179 to #178 - PVTDickStryker (09/13/2013) [-]
Its from the Dark Souls 2 E3 trailer
#183 to #179 - mynameiswyatt (09/13/2013) [-]
k thx
User avatar #176 - blackrookfiend ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
>implying that this is somehow scarier than getting married
#146 - nizarut (09/13/2013) [-]
Is that from Dark Souls?
User avatar #151 to #146 - sublemon (09/13/2013) [-]
Dark Souls 2 trailer i believe
#153 to #151 - nizarut (09/13/2013) [-]
That looks pretty awesome.

I've never had a chance to play the first one D:
User avatar #163 to #153 - sublemon (09/13/2013) [-]
I just got into it about a month ago, it's a very good game, I'd recommend you play it
#267 to #163 - nizarut (09/13/2013) [-]
It's Ps3 exclusive isn't it?
User avatar #268 to #267 - sublemon (09/14/2013) [-]
Nope! You can get it on the xbox marketplace for $20
#269 to #268 - nizarut (09/14/2013) [-]
Well holy **** , why the hell have I not done this yet?? D:
User avatar #140 - subaqueousreach (09/13/2013) [-]
Fun Fact:

"I took an arrow to the knee" is Nordic slang for "I got married".

All the guards took up guard positions after adventuring because they had gotten married and decided to raise a family and being a guard let them have some warrior purpose while still being close to home all the time.

Unlike the Dragonborn who got married, had kids and then left them with the spouse for weeks at a time and only came home once in a while to collect his share of the stores profits and give the kids toy swords and teddy bears he found while looting, then he scampered off to fight dragons again.
User avatar #169 to #140 - PVTDickStryker (09/13/2013) [-]
I thought it was a Norse term, but was implemented into Skyrim seeing as everthing Nord is based on Norse history and mythology.
User avatar #248 to #169 - subaqueousreach (09/13/2013) [-]
That's accurate, I just used Nord because of the game lore. Don't know why people were upset with this though.
#111 - cristianalo (09/13/2013) [-]
Has everyone forgotten about Ezio already?
#215 to #111 - pedotoucher (09/13/2013) [-]
Ezio never fought dragons (unless there is some weird **** ive never seen before) Not ******** enough for me.
User avatar #198 to #111 - senseofpurpose (09/13/2013) [-]
Never liked AC
User avatar #130 to #111 - kraagmar (09/13/2013) [-]
Well, he died and didn't come back at the bonfire.
User avatar #171 to #130 - PVTDickStryker (09/13/2013) [-]
Plus hes tends to be a ganking fagget
User avatar #104 - mechaemperor (09/13/2013) [-]
Bought it this summer. Patched it to support HD and AA, got my X360 controller. Haven't played it. ******* Uni.
#94 - Slushysolid (09/13/2013) [-]
I originally bought this on PS3, but have since built a really nice gaming rig. I'm really hoping the PC port is good. I can't wait to see this game with maxed out settings
User avatar #205 to #94 - thenukecity (09/13/2013) [-]
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You'll want this. I couldn't play this game for **** regardless of how many mods I installed, with a keyboard and mouse.

Plug in a ps3 controller using your charging cable and then search up a video to help you get it set up. Then learn the controls because the in game ones are for the xbox.
User avatar #173 to #94 - PVTDickStryker (09/13/2013) [-]
The PC port is ok, but the camera control belongs in ******* Tartarus, and the keys in the tutorial show 360 controls. If youre gonna get it I recommend you look up the Nexus. I believe theres a mod there that'd fix the ****** controls so good
User avatar #131 to #94 - lyiat ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
Dark Souls 1? The PC port is ******* ass. It really, really is. They've even admitted as much, which is why they've promised to do much better with the next one.
User avatar #102 to #94 - myaccountisnew (09/13/2013) [-]
I think there's an unofficial patch type mod that a lot of people use for the pc version, you might want to look into that.
User avatar #189 to #102 - nathanthemighty (09/13/2013) [-]
That's "DSfix right?" It's the one I use anyway.
#247 to #189 - Slushysolid (09/13/2013) [-]
whoops, fell asleep, so I didn't see all the comments. Yeah, DSfix is one you want to download. You can also get a high resolution pack/unlock the FPS on NexusMods. If you do both of those, it's better than console if you use a console controller, but it's still not as good as it could be.

My favorite mod is one that replaces "You Died" with "Thanks Obama"
User avatar #216 to #189 - myaccountisnew (09/13/2013) [-]
Not sure, I've got the Xbox version. I don't even know why I know about that.
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