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#1 - dankmaymays (01/11/2016) [-]
but
but

i did everything the book said

WHY DOSENT IT WORK

oh well in the words of Gehrman:
"Use whatever you find. Even the doll..should it please you...."
User avatar #4 to #1 - northleech ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
What's the point of that picture?
#5 to #4 - dariusofnoxius ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
The title of the book is 'How to pick up fair maidens'
User avatar #6 to #5 - northleech ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Oh, I didn't see that. Thanks.
#7 to #6 - dariusofnoxius ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Not sure if you can really make it out in the picture, I only know because I spent a good while trying to read the title of that book myself and repeatedly knocking it off the stack of books its on instead.
#2 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
It's better to have loved and lost your blood echoes than to have never loved at all!
#12 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
ladymaria, I love you, and I'm gonna let you finish, but Eileen is the one true waifu.
User avatar #20 to #12 - sanitarysan ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
i am going to say you raise a good point that Eileen is a great character, and might even be best girl, if she was not an old woman.
User avatar #22 to #20 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
>Old
>Implying she's not perfect MILF age.
User avatar #24 to #22 - sanitarysan ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
i like her, but i always imagined her as a 70+ year old woman
User avatar #26 to #24 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
She's in actuality, she's prolly like 50, which for that era time period, is old as **** .

Again

M I L F
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#31 to #26 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
50, when considering the rough life she's led and the fact that she probably doesn't care for cosmetics, probably puts her more in GILF territory

and that's just nasty
User avatar #32 to #31 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
>Having problems with a kindling GILF

>Being this jabroni.
User avatar #27 to #26 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
That sentence is ****** .
User avatar #14 to #13 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
I'm sorry you can't accept the fact that the Hoonter of Hoonters is the one true waifu but Lady Maria, you're legit dead.

That's necrophilia.

That's weird.
#15 to #14 - ladymaria [OP](01/12/2016) [-]
It's also edgy bloodplay femdom.

And that's even weirder, but so hot.
User avatar #16 to #15 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
But with Eileen the Crow, it's gentle Milf loving, not guro and blood stuff.

I'm cool with the femdom thing, but the blood is no.

And uncharacteristic because Lady Maria grew to disdain the use of blood.
#17 to #16 - ladymaria [OP](01/12/2016) [-]
That just makes it naughtier.
#18 to #17 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
You're also not even best boss.

In fact, your hunter fight is super mediocre compared to Father Gascoigne.

You're just genderswapped Martyr Logarious without the magic!
#21 to #19 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
GIF
But back to the kinky stuff.

With Eileen the Crow, it's still kinky, hot wax, spanking, ropeplay, femdom.

It's actual good stuff, not that edgy cutter ******** .

Plus, it's gotta be said, your fashion is questionable at best.
#25 to #23 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
>Seppuku-ing to get powers

You're so Japanese, the first way you think to get power is to kill yourself.

k e k
#8 - gandalfr (01/12/2016) [-]
I just stopped playing bloodborne for the day don't make me want to start it up again god damn orphan with his yo-yo scythe giving me so much trouble
User avatar #9 to #8 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
The Orphan of Kos was sick!
#10 to #9 - gandalfr (01/12/2016) [-]
yea it's a good fight but i don't think a full melee beasthood build is the right choice for that fight
User avatar #11 to #10 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
It was a reference to SBFP but no, no a beasthood build would not be a good advance against Kos, High Strength with the Beast Cutter would be preferable, because the Beast Cutter moveset transformed is really close to Kos's moveset with his yo-yo scythe so it's good to match him with it, I'd assume.
User avatar #28 - duelknight (01/12/2016) [-]
Isn't this about the new Old hunter DLC thing?
User avatar #29 to #28 - ladymaria [OP](01/12/2016) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #30 to #29 - duelknight (01/12/2016) [-]
I wonder how good that is compared to the other soul's DLC.

It seems like it's a big campaign outside of the regular game, like the Oolaciel DLC from DS 1. Man i wish i could play Bloodborne.
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