i am going to say you raise a good point that Eileen is a great character, and might even be best girl, if she was not an old woman.

>Old
>Implying she's not perfect MILF age.

i like her, but i always imagined her as a 70+ year old woman

She's in actuality, she's prolly like 50, which for that era time period, is old as **** .

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>Having problems with a kindling GILF

>Being this jabroni.

That sentence is ****** .

I'm sorry you can't accept the fact that the Hoonter of Hoonters is the one true waifu but Lady Maria, you're legit dead.

That's necrophilia.

That's weird.

It's also edgy bloodplay femdom.

And that's even weirder, but so hot.

That just makes it naughtier.

You're also not even best boss.

In fact, your hunter fight is super mediocre compared to Father Gascoigne.

You're just genderswapped Martyr Logarious without the magic!

But back to the kinky stuff.

With Eileen the Crow, it's still kinky, hot wax, spanking, ropeplay, femdom.

It's actual good stuff, not that edgy cutter ******** .

Plus, it's gotta be said, your fashion is questionable at best.