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#1 - dankmaymays (16 hours ago) [-]
but
but

i did everything the book said

WHY DOSENT IT WORK

oh well in the words of Gehrman:
"Use whatever you find. Even the doll..should it please you...."
User avatar #4 to #1 - northleech (9 hours ago) [-]
What's the point of that picture?
#5 to #4 - dariusofnoxius (9 hours ago) [-]
The title of the book is 'How to pick up fair maidens'
User avatar #6 to #5 - northleech (9 hours ago) [-]
Oh, I didn't see that. Thanks.
#7 to #6 - dariusofnoxius (8 hours ago) [-]
Not sure if you can really make it out in the picture, I only know because I spent a good while trying to read the title of that book myself and repeatedly knocking it off the stack of books its on instead.
#3 to #1 - ladymaria [OP]ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
#2 - corsairjoshua (16 hours ago) [-]
It's better to have loved and lost your blood echoes than to have never loved at all!
#8 - gandalfr ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
I just stopped playing bloodborne for the day don't make me want to start it up again god damn orphan with his yo-yo scythe giving me so much trouble
User avatar #9 to #8 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (58 minutes ago) [-]
The Orphan of Kos was sick!
#10 to #9 - gandalfr ONLINE (55 minutes ago) [-]
yea it's a good fight but i don't think a full melee beasthood build is the right choice for that fight
User avatar #11 to #10 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (53 minutes ago) [-]
It was a reference to SBFP but no, no a beasthood build would not be a good advance against Kos, High Strength with the Beast Cutter would be preferable, because the Beast Cutter moveset transformed is really close to Kos's moveset with his yo-yo scythe so it's good to match him with it, I'd assume.
#12 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (52 minutes ago) [-]
ladymaria, I love you, and I'm gonna let you finish, but Eileen is the one true waifu.
#13 to #12 - ladymaria [OP]ONLINE (42 minutes ago) [-]
User avatar #14 to #13 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (41 minutes ago) [-]
I'm sorry you can't accept the fact that the Hoonter of Hoonters is the one true waifu but Lady Maria, you're legit dead.

That's necrophilia.

That's weird.
#15 to #14 - ladymaria [OP]ONLINE (38 minutes ago) [-]
It's also edgy bloodplay femdom.

And that's even weirder, but so hot.
User avatar #16 to #15 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (35 minutes ago) [-]
But with Eileen the Crow, it's gentle Milf loving, not guro and blood stuff.

I'm cool with the femdom thing, but the blood is no.

And uncharacteristic because Lady Maria grew to disdain the use of blood.
#17 to #16 - ladymaria [OP]ONLINE (33 minutes ago) [-]
That just makes it naughtier.
#18 to #17 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (31 minutes ago) [-]
You're also not even best boss.

In fact, your hunter fight is super mediocre compared to Father Gascoigne.

You're just genderswapped Martyr Logarious without the magic!
#19 to #18 - ladymaria [OP]ONLINE (29 minutes ago) [-]
#21 to #19 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (27 minutes ago) [-]
GIF
But back to the kinky stuff.

With Eileen the Crow, it's still kinky, hot wax, spanking, ropeplay, femdom.

It's actual good stuff, not that edgy cutter ******** .

Plus, it's gotta be said, your fashion is questionable at best.
#23 to #21 - ladymaria [OP]ONLINE (25 minutes ago) [-]
#25 to #23 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (24 minutes ago) [-]
>Seppuku-ing to get powers

You're so Japanese, the first way you think to get power is to kill yourself.

k e k
User avatar #20 to #12 - sanitarysan (28 minutes ago) [-]
i am going to say you raise a good point that Eileen is a great character, and might even be best girl, if she was not an old woman.
User avatar #22 to #20 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (26 minutes ago) [-]
>Old
>Implying she's not perfect MILF age.
User avatar #24 to #22 - sanitarysan (25 minutes ago) [-]
i like her, but i always imagined her as a 70+ year old woman
User avatar #26 to #24 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (22 minutes ago) [-]
She's in actuality, she's prolly like 50, which for that era time period, is old as **** .

Again

M I L F
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User avatar #27 to #26 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (20 minutes ago) [-]
That sentence is ****** .

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