Professor B.. It all started when our antagonizing protagonist, Batman, woke up in a fanstic pumpkin patch. It was the seventh time it had happened. Feeling ver
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Professor B.

It all started when our antagonizing protagonist, Batman, woke up in a fanstic pumpkin patch. It was the seventh time it had happened. Feeling very stunned, Batman slapped a dangerous oil-soaked rag, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Like a drunken sailor at happy hour, he realized that his beloved iBatphone was missing! Immediately he called his enemy in training, OP. Batman had known OP for (plus or minus) 153 years, the majority of which were curious ones. OP was unique. She was ingenious though sometimes a little... clueless. Batman called her anyway, for the situation was urgent.

OP picked up to a very unctuous Batman. OP calmly assured him that most 3-legged wallabies belch before mating, yet venomous koalas usually sassily yawn *after* mating. She had no idea what that meant; she was only concerned with distracting Batman. Why was OP trying to distract Batman? Because she had snuck out from Batman's with the iBatphone only three days prior. It was a flamboyant little iBatphone... how could she resist?

It didn't take long before Batman got back to the subject at hand: his iBatphone. OP panicked. Relunctantly, OP invited him over, assuring him they'd find the iBatphone. Batman grabbed his refrigerator and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, OP realized that she was in trouble. She had to find a place to hide the iBatphone and she had to do it fearlessly. She figured that if Batman took the amphibious vehicle, she had take at least five minutes before Batman would get there. But if he took the Batmobile? Then OP would be excessively screwed.

Before she could come up with any reasonable ideas, OP was interrupted by three funny-smelling Parrots that were lured by her iBatphone. OP yawned; 'Not again', she thought. Feeling puzzled, she aggressively reached for her ninja star and thoughtfully attacked every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the swamp, squealing with discontent. She exhaled with relief. That's when she heard the Batmobile rolling up. It was Batman.

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Submitted: 01/10/2013
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