dank WebM compilation (pt 70)
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**djmaryhikineet rolled image**funny thing is that her statement about woman being more happier then men was true is the 70's its not true now b/c they don't want to be happy till they have everything
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slothboner (12/08/2015) [-] www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7ZtjGJ4LD4
Watch the whole video, I promise its worth it.
His biggest zinger is with about 30 seconds left in the video and the first time I saw it I spit water all over my keyboard.
Watch the whole video, I promise its worth it.
His biggest zinger is with about 30 seconds left in the video and the first time I saw it I spit water all over my keyboard.
Please tell me there are more of these and what they're called
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talldumbdork (12/08/2015) [-] "Please exit the vicinity of my comfortable, social barrier fellow young adult."
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sptnfouroneseven (12/08/2015) [-] Can we get the 8-mile rap battles done in this form as well? 8
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daemonicdemeanor ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-] Negro 1: You are white. Due to your complexion, you have very little chance of winning a competition wherein everyone else is of a different complexion. You have a friend who shot himself, which leads me to question both of your intelligence. You may as well cross the barrier that separates our two communities, as you have no place here.
Eminem: I'm really ******* good at making words flow together in creative ways. See? That is the point of this competition, right?
Negro 2: Cracker, honky, Nazi, German and klans-man are all things slang for a white person.
Eminem: It's still a competition about ability to use words to insult each other as much as possible, right? Since I can't talk **** about your complexion, I will simply insult you in other ways.
Eminem: Watch, this ones gonna call me white, say he ****** my girlfriend and then his friends jumped me.
Negro 3: That is actually exactly what I was going to say. Are you psychic? I guess you win.
Eminem: I'm really ******* good at making words flow together in creative ways. See? That is the point of this competition, right?
Negro 2: Cracker, honky, Nazi, German and klans-man are all things slang for a white person.
Eminem: It's still a competition about ability to use words to insult each other as much as possible, right? Since I can't talk **** about your complexion, I will simply insult you in other ways.
Eminem: Watch, this ones gonna call me white, say he ****** my girlfriend and then his friends jumped me.
Negro 3: That is actually exactly what I was going to say. Are you psychic? I guess you win.
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dofyx (12/09/2015) [-] im like 95% sure its a sun fish, they can grow to be pretty damn huge www.google.com/search?q=angelfish&rlz=1C2TSNP_enUS499US536&biw=1366&bih=661&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwirr9yGj87JAhUHxmMKHRmtABUQ_AUIBigB#tbm=isch&q=sunfish
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thelastelephant ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-] how it feels to encounter a legendary glowing deathclaw on Survival
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sgtmajjohnson (12/08/2015) [-] This video posted, swell with Boston pride and shame simultaneously.
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retardedboss (12/08/2015) [-] Fun fact, the actor that plays Francis from Malcolm in the Middle (one of the guys singing) is the brother of the guy that plays Hyde in That 70's Show. Christopher and Danny Masterson respectively.
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borderlineparanoid ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-] at first I thought it was a group of SS guards.
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bluboyrulez ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-] 
The video was something I got from this site a while back, so I dont know the actual source.
The song though is "I'll Be Seeing You" by Jimmy Durante.
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quoterox ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-] I never watched it, though. I think I saw it on the listings several times, I just never watched it.
Never liked most live action shows, let alone sitcoms. Nowadays, I watch some live action stuff, but I still find it harder to get involved with than cartoons.
Never liked most live action shows, let alone sitcoms. Nowadays, I watch some live action stuff, but I still find it harder to get involved with than cartoons.
**michaelrock rolled image** im bored here have a roll and a dog
Here I stand. A silent guardian. A pair of watchful eyes in the dark. Judge, Jury and Executioner, I translate that which cannot translate itself.
I am... JOHN CENA .
I am... JOHN CENA .
Do you like basketball? Hah! i bet you expected a webm with john cena didnt ya?! huehue
I´m actually a little bit proud of myself for dupüing you that hard.
.... well not really because if i do it now it'll be totally expected :/
Do you like basketball though?
Playing or watching? I always liked to play a little bit of streetball with my friends, and watching NBA games from time to time, but playing actual basketball, with all the no-touching and "oh-em-gee u took 4 steps without dribbling u noob" was never one of my favourites.
I like contact sports. Played inline hockey for a few years, and that still is my favourite sport of all time OF ALL TIME! .
I like contact sports. Played inline hockey for a few years, and that still is my favourite sport of all time OF ALL TIME! .
Playing. Just with friends, so rules aren't that necesary indeed.
Contact sports aye? hmm
Inline hockey is cool! Reminds me of rocket power ._.
Contact sports aye? hmm
Inline hockey is cool! Reminds me of rocket power ._.
**** , just watch this video. It´s simply beautiful what you can do to a puck with a stick. It´s magic.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UriVmEXGOgA
These guys could **** your girlfriend and raise the baby while you´re still confused what is going on.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UriVmEXGOgA
These guys could **** your girlfriend and raise the baby while you´re still confused what is going on.
well yeah, as I said, streetball with friends are fine.
Yeah dude, Inline Hockey is the best damn sport EVER. It´s just sooo... dunno, maybe you can call it "dynamic" or "flowing"? Like, when you start to skate, you keep your momentum the whole time and carry as much of it through the direction changes you have to make, and at the same time, the ball like a hard rubber tennis ball is glued to your shovel while you deke left and right and back and forth...
Just look at this video on how an Ice Hockey player dekse the puck and tell me that´s not a thing of pure beauty: youtu.be/bws-VBeHlO4?t=11s
Yeah dude, Inline Hockey is the best damn sport EVER. It´s just sooo... dunno, maybe you can call it "dynamic" or "flowing"? Like, when you start to skate, you keep your momentum the whole time and carry as much of it through the direction changes you have to make, and at the same time, the ball like a hard rubber tennis ball is glued to your shovel while you deke left and right and back and forth...
Just look at this video on how an Ice Hockey player dekse the puck and tell me that´s not a thing of pure beauty: youtu.be/bws-VBeHlO4?t=11s
Wajoow. When he got to that 3rd parcour kinda thingy i was like "noway- hecantpossibly- hewont-.." But he did
That was very cool indeed.
Nice.
There sure are all sorts of interests on this world huh. With each new person i meet and get ot know, i feel like i become just a tad bit... uh wiser. sort of ^^
Ok to that scnd vid all i can say is that with the 1st one already i could see how your analogy is pretty ******* on-point. Like damn. Nice dude. I totally dig that
Also, the sport is so rough and smooth at the same time, that it's bothering me oo
It's like they are floating, but then there's all the rough bodycontact
Oh btw i asked about the b-ball bc i was curious if i could play it with you and m nephew if id ever come over and be able to say hi n **** . I might come by during the holidays
That was very cool indeed.
Nice.
There sure are all sorts of interests on this world huh. With each new person i meet and get ot know, i feel like i become just a tad bit... uh wiser. sort of ^^
Ok to that scnd vid all i can say is that with the 1st one already i could see how your analogy is pretty ******* on-point. Like damn. Nice dude. I totally dig that
Also, the sport is so rough and smooth at the same time, that it's bothering me oo
It's like they are floating, but then there's all the rough bodycontact
Oh btw i asked about the b-ball bc i was curious if i could play it with you and m nephew if id ever come over and be able to say hi n **** . I might come by during the holidays
Yeah, I´d be up for that. Don´t expect me to be gud or anything, but I´ll be up for it.
Which days are you planning to come over? Because I´ll be at my dads for the 24th and likely at my friends house on 25th.
But YAY, I´m on vacation from work until the 4th of January! VACation HYPE
Those last two weeks were ******* hard as a sailors cock tbh
I dig that you see exactly what I mean when I say what I love about hockey! Not many people understand me when I´m trying to explain it to them.
Instantly replying a few seconds after you posted because i have no life atm.
Which days are you planning to come over? Because I´ll be at my dads for the 24th and likely at my friends house on 25th.
But YAY, I´m on vacation from work until the 4th of January! VACation HYPE
Those last two weeks were ******* hard as a sailors cock tbh
I dig that you see exactly what I mean when I say what I love about hockey! Not many people understand me when I´m trying to explain it to them.
Instantly replying a few seconds after you posted because i have no life atm.
Stop using those kind of analogies and showing videos of tough men bumping and rolling all over each other ffs ;_;
I can only handle so much hottitude.. ffs.. sailors cock?! sigh
WHY DUDE, WHY?!
ok well now that i got that off my chest.
Haha, you dont need to be gud. You'd play against a 13yr old boy and a wimpy girl. Well i can get very fanatic actually but to save myself embarassment ill try not to be. I was actually gonna warn you to not expect too much from our skills :p
Nice! What kind of work do you do btw? I'm guessing you're not a teacher since my nephews holiday starts in a week.
Im gonna dine with a friend and her family on the 26th as well. My holiday starts after tomorrow.... hmm.. I'm not quite sure when i'll come over. Maybe in the christmasholidays for a few days, but im not quite sure since i have exams after my urlaub lemme brag with my germanskillz hehe yknow what im making plans in my head already. if i know whether adn when i come, ill tell you
Im glad that you are glad that i understand it! Hah np man. I actually never replied to one other comment you made, but its been stuck in my head ever since. Imma try to find that back so i can finally reply to it and get it out of my head after ive replied to all my lovely tridaaks err i mean friends ^_^
Damn i sure talk a lot... rip bwiedieter. Died while reading u,u
I can only handle so much hottitude.. ffs.. sailors cock?! sigh
WHY DUDE, WHY?!
ok well now that i got that off my chest.
Haha, you dont need to be gud. You'd play against a 13yr old boy and a wimpy girl. Well i can get very fanatic actually but to save myself embarassment ill try not to be. I was actually gonna warn you to not expect too much from our skills :p
Nice! What kind of work do you do btw? I'm guessing you're not a teacher since my nephews holiday starts in a week.
Im gonna dine with a friend and her family on the 26th as well. My holiday starts after tomorrow.... hmm.. I'm not quite sure when i'll come over. Maybe in the christmasholidays for a few days, but im not quite sure since i have exams after my urlaub lemme brag with my germanskillz hehe yknow what im making plans in my head already. if i know whether adn when i come, ill tell you
Im glad that you are glad that i understand it! Hah np man. I actually never replied to one other comment you made, but its been stuck in my head ever since. Imma try to find that back so i can finally reply to it and get it out of my head after ive replied to all my lovely tridaaks err i mean friends ^_^
Damn i sure talk a lot... rip bwiedieter. Died while reading u,u
damn, I'm good.
Psst tridaak PSST look, theres another person i made into the thinkings im of penis and such without even trying this time
To be honest i usually always pretend im a guy on the internet. But i guess on fj it's first time i started slacking a little. Partially due to hxh bc he wouldnt shut up about me being female and my perfect cover got blown, which made me to be more chill about it.
Ohhh automotive, ive heard of that. My female friend studied that and was the only girl on the entire thing haha
www.transmission-symposium.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Young-Drivers-Award_0015.jpg this pic?
Omg stahp, that's one of the nicest things evah
Did you woo your gf like this too, bc omg how could someone be able to stand against a remark like this?
Oh.. there's a 50 emoticon max
I have admittings I wasn´t of think you were of the vagina, but it doesn´t change anything for me, you´re still a bro-tier dude.
Idk, "There are no girls on the internet" has kinda been ingrained in my conscience, I guess.
I can understand why you
Nope, try again. STRIKE 1 !
Idk, "There are no girls on the internet" has kinda been ingrained in my conscience, I guess.
I can understand why you
Nope, try again. STRIKE 1 !
I didnt expect you to treat me differently ;)
After all i am always to be treated with huge respect and carefullnes, after all i am this worlds future majestic leader. My second name is leader btw only in a different language hehe
And that doesnt count!!! I thought i had to choose from that specific page ;_; come on ref. Im a girl, give me a 2nd chance JKJKJK
Srsly tho i didnt know i had to search =-= SO THAT STRIKE DOESNT COUNT
If thats the case... is your name.... does it start with a j? if so then i found you :3
huehue
After all i am always to be treated with huge respect and carefullnes, after all i am this worlds future majestic leader. My second name is leader btw only in a different language hehe
And that doesnt count!!! I thought i had to choose from that specific page ;_; come on ref. Im a girl, give me a 2nd chance JKJKJK
Srsly tho i didnt know i had to search =-= SO THAT STRIKE DOESNT COUNT
If thats the case... is your name.... does it start with a j? if so then i found you :3
huehue
hue hue 10 points to Gryffindor
That pic is so heavily edited tho, I hate it. Doesn´t look like me anymore, but boss said he wouldn´t go through the hassle of changing it just because I didn´t like it
That pic is so heavily edited tho, I hate it. Doesn´t look like me anymore, but boss said he wouldn´t go through the hassle of changing it just because I didn´t like it
Plus my Assetto Corsa drivers profile, but that´s without a pic. Otherwise, I´m a ******* clean slate.
I could be a black op. Full deniability that I ever existed.
I could be a black op. Full deniability that I ever existed.
:o
But my nephew saw the conversations with you >:
Well a little bit
But my nephew saw the conversations with you >:
Well a little bit
I just checked, you can find a pic from Xing from like 2007, but that´s about it
I wanna see all 8 things that you have to offer on xing but thenid have to login :/
So you never told me who edited the pic? Was it you ;^)
Wanted to look good for the ladiezzzzzzz?
So you never told me who edited the pic? Was it you ;^)
Wanted to look good for the ladiezzzzzzz?
I´m not even on fb, but it´d still have been cool if you greyed out the full name misy.
Ive sure been makin ltsa screencaps
Hahaha yeah, i know man
Dont worry my name has.. well i actually made a circlediagram out of it once
Dont worry my name has.. well i actually made a circlediagram out of it once
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beastkenten 
ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-] just imagine them taking 10 hits of acid before this. it makes them seem a lot less creepy
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yugiohkris 
ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-] Holy **** it's so nice to understand this without subtitles.I can't read or write lithuanian but I can speak most of it.
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borderlineparanoid ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-] There are 3 main meanings for the polish word kurwa:
1. literally a whore, prostitute
2. a highly offensive term for a woman
3. used as world " **** " in English language.
1. literally a whore, prostitute
2. a highly offensive term for a woman
3. used as world " **** " in English language.
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borderlineparanoid ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-] yes.
you'll never take me alive you son of a bitch.
you'll never take me alive you son of a bitch.
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neggagotbronchitis (12/08/2015) [-] Haven't watched the movie but considering sending it to a friend who has
Do you have a yt link to this video or a source ?! pls.
Just now i tried to see if i wouldve been able to. I didnt find so thanks
