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#2 - ugoboom [OP] ONLINE (10/25/2015) [+] (102 replies)
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Want to be WOKEN UP whenever I upload a dank or dope webm or compilation?
Reply to this comment INSIDE and join the mentions list.

I post single dank WebMs, dank WebM compilations, maybe some dope WebMs if I find SAVE ME some good long videos. I usually CAN'T WAKE UP only once a day.
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#30 - Zaxplab (10/25/2015) [-]
mfw the vodka lady
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User avatar #228 to #30 - swizzzy (10/25/2015) [-]
**** stings if you're not Russian
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#248 to #228 - xseargeantxpainx (10/25/2015) [-]
He was rushing with it
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User avatar #293 to #228 - vexaton ONLINE (10/26/2015) [-]
**** stings if you're American*

40% is pretty tame... Try some 96% homebrew from Norway, then you can talk about **** that stings
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#298 to #293 - willys (10/26/2015) [-]
Right. Not like America created moonshine and Everclear or anything
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User avatar #299 to #298 - vexaton ONLINE (10/26/2015) [-]
Not saying there aren't americans who know how to keep their liquor down, or that you guys make weak liquor for that matter. I'm just saying that with how easily irritated their palates are, 40% would sting. Americans in general can't eat liquorice. Like, they can't keep it in their mouth because it is so strong, yet scandinavian people chow it down like it's a ******* big mac. Everything in the states is so much sweeter than European stuff, that it's almost mental to consider how you guys even deal with it. I've had American versions of the candy I like, and I almost can't keep it down because it's so sweet.

We're different. Whatever.

Oh and btw, if you think Americans invented moonshine, you're plain wrong... Moonshine is home distillery, which has been done for eons before America was even "discovered".
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#310 to #299 - jimkid ONLINE (10/26/2015) [-]
its not the strength of liquorice that Americans don't like its the taste. most people younger than 50 hate the taste of anise.
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#300 to #299 - willys (10/26/2015) [-]
I'm sure American moonshine is different from European local shine. And I agree that a lot of American **** is too sweet. If I ate like most of my friends and coworkers, I'd have a constant stomachache. Regardless, America drinks a ******* of liquor. One 15 year old is not representative of the country.
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User avatar #303 to #300 - vexaton ONLINE (10/26/2015) [-]
Not saying that one 15 year old is representative of any nation whatsoever. I'm sorry if I offended you with a bit of pointless banter there m80.
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#306 to #303 - willys (10/26/2015) [-]
My first comment was meant as my own banter back at you. It seemed like you turned all serious after that. I dunno, this site is fickle and silly. Cheers to whatever you're drinking, my man.
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User avatar #307 to #306 - vexaton ONLINE (10/26/2015) [-]
Eh, it's my fault. I can't read into sarcasm or anything like that I'm afraid. Socially retarded for the win I guess. Cheers! Not drinking since I have work in 4 hours, but usually it's beer, red wine, rum or liquorice vodka.
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#312 to #307 - willys (10/26/2015) [-]
It's cool, we're all socially retarded to some degree or another here, it's a requirement for FJ.
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User avatar #325 to #312 - vexaton ONLINE (10/26/2015) [-]
The bipolar people thumbing up our comments makes that statement ring even more true.
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#302 to #299 - willys (10/26/2015) [-]
Also skyy vodka is extremely smooth. Ergo, that kid is a pussy.
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User avatar #358 to #298 - hoshasei (11/18/2015) [-]
Moonshine originated during Scotland's prohibition, which was way different. Instead of alcohol being illegal, distilleries were just taxed out the ass making it not viable to produce alcohol, though some still did it legally. It's called moonshine because they did it at night to conceal the large amounts of smoke that came off of distillation
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#359 to #358 - willys (11/18/2015) [-]
What the hell were you doing that you found a thread nearly a month old to comment on?!
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User avatar #352 to #298 - Funnel (10/27/2015) [-]
Moonshine is from the UK but whatever.
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User avatar #330 to #293 - funnychemaster ONLINE (10/26/2015) [-]
How can I get that to America?
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#282 to #30 - altosax (10/25/2015) [-]
His first liquor story.
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User avatar #126 to #30 - fredlorz (10/25/2015) [-]
yo, drink this vodka dumbhærschkam?
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User avatar #131 to #126 - JariWeis (10/25/2015) [-]
"Yo, drink this vodka. Down the hatch, come on."
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User avatar #141 to #131 - fredlorz (10/25/2015) [-]
that makes more sense
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#50 - lolwtfdairyqueen (10/25/2015) [-]
Dat first one pls no ban
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User avatar #138 to #50 - menorin (10/25/2015) [-]
It's a condom, makes sense lmao
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#236 to #138 - hairybaboon (10/25/2015) [-]
it's filled with piss though....
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#59 to #50 - blazingsoul (10/25/2015) [-]
I did not see that at first.
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#22 - simonjiha ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
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User avatar #273 to #22 - meowman (10/25/2015) [-]
lol where is this gem from
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#49 to #22 - twentyfourseven (10/25/2015) [-]
my sides
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#119 to #22 - pacs (10/25/2015) [-]
clearly a jew
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#239 to #237 - zeir (10/25/2015) [-]
Song is the Item Bounce theme from Kirby Air Ride
City Trial - Item Bounce - Kirby Air Ride Music Extended
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#295 to #239 - planari (10/26/2015) [-]
Thanks babe
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#331 to #239 - angrybiscuitsss (10/26/2015) [-]
no its from schindlers list
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#109 - lolzthree (10/25/2015) [-]
That wheeze in the third one.

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User avatar #111 to #109 - seras (10/25/2015) [-]
BirgirPall is great.
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User avatar #272 to #111 - MrKittyKat (10/25/2015) [-]
Birgirpall is life, second favorite youtuber.
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User avatar #333 to #272 - soulvalor (10/26/2015) [-]
but whos first?
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User avatar #340 to #333 - MrKittyKat (10/26/2015) [-]
Uberhaxornova.

Just..so..so many ridiculous moments with him.
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User avatar #354 to #333 - fourfoursix (10/30/2015) [-]
Bro team Pill
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#45 - Freelon ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
seat belts everyone
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#176 to #45 - thrifty (10/25/2015) [-]
I didn't need any hearing response past 2khz anyway, so that's fine. Just fine.
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#56 to #45 - superextrabob (10/25/2015) [-]
RIP IN PIECE
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User avatar #88 to #45 - thedippestofshits (10/25/2015) [-]
i let my guard down for 1 second i swear this ******* site is gonna be the death of me ****** heart attack age 25
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#20 - asotil ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
Just a few drops of Bourbon to go with that Vodka
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#112 to #20 - shreksorcist (10/25/2015) [-]
Holy **** that's gary shwartz, voice of the heavy and demoman
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#90 to #20 - helgestrichen (10/25/2015) [-]
Never thought i'd see this guy on fj
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User avatar #362 to #90 - zenthos (12/06/2015) [-]
WHO IS HE?
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#363 to #362 - helgestrichen (12/06/2015) [-]
german guy, who sells and reviews whiskeys.

www.youtube.com/user/TheWhiskyStore
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User avatar #35 to #20 - PFCMadness ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
But that's scotch.
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User avatar #37 to #35 - asotil ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
He looks American but I'll take your word for it
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User avatar #38 to #37 - PFCMadness ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
It's Johnny Walker, Black Label. It's a type of scotch. Trust me, I'm an American: I know my whiskey.
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User avatar #40 to #38 - asotil ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
Wow he must be well connected to belong to a Black Label society. How long have you known Mr. Walker?
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#166 to #40 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
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User avatar #41 to #40 - PFCMadness ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
You're just havin' a giggle at my expense, ain't ya?
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User avatar #106 to #41 - dalgaard (10/25/2015) [-]
ya think?
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User avatar #139 to #37 - diemaske (10/25/2015) [-]
His name is Horst Lüning, as you can see in the bottom right corner of the video, and he is in fact German.
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User avatar #120 to #35 - shinyarmor ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
scotch is a bourbon
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User avatar #231 to #120 - lankou ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
Scotch is NEVER a bourbon ..... Scotch is made from barley and MUST be made in Scotland while bourbon is made from atleast % corn and MUST be made in the United States

www.realmendrinkwhiskey.com/know-your-whiskey-the-difference-between-bourbon-and-scotch/
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User avatar #353 to #231 - shinyarmor ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
i love you for this golden information. thanks alot really, and for arguemtns sake, all i know is what i read on the bottles.
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User avatar #241 to #20 - jamesten (10/25/2015) [-]
i'm ray bingo
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User avatar #31 to #20 - schneidend (10/25/2015) [-]
"Time to go to work!"
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User avatar #51 to #20 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
Hearing the glass clink and the metal grind as he unscrews it and the soft burbling of the liquid pouring...it all makes me moist.
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#257 to #51 - captaincapital (10/25/2015) [-]
you may want to check out this thing called ASMR
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User avatar #207 to #51 - oceanfrank (10/25/2015) [-]
roight
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User avatar #249 to #51 - yourmum (10/25/2015) [-]
1 Hour of Binaural Bottle Cap Sounds for ASMR Relaxation & Sleep
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#107 to #20 - EmulateSnes ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
Nice Ill just have a Beer though. Thank you.
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User avatar #132 to #129 - EmulateSnes ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
though impressive as **** if he does not vomit in the next 10-20 mins im sure he will die of alcohol poisoning.
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User avatar #133 to #132 - scandalouszander ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
nah, its not THAT much. he will be doing nothing for a while thought
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User avatar #134 to #133 - EmulateSnes ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
Ohh im sure he will be doing a Lot of random **** . Which i wish was caught on camera. he just wont know what it is he did.
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User avatar #288 to #134 - ileesin (10/26/2015) [-]
He will not do random **** he will be drunk in 1 or 2 mins then pass out sleep like 5-6 maybe more hours and then either be still drunk or just ****** up from the hangover
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User avatar #136 to #134 - scandalouszander ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
he might. i had 17 shots at a party before (which actually is a 5th i just did the math)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO boy was i ****** up but i did it over like 6 hours so my body had time to burn through it as i went and i had food which slows it down. so yeah hes ****** .
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User avatar #181 to #136 - atomicomad (10/25/2015) [-]
Had the equivalent of about twice that in about a half hour. Would of drank more but, I blacked out. Good times.
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User avatar #184 to #181 - scandalouszander ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
i threw up, then drank more. so i just count the night at 17. i ripped a door handle off. 10/10 was invited back
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User avatar #187 to #184 - atomicomad (10/25/2015) [-]
Hahaha couldn't tell ya what happened afterwards but, the people looking after me just laugh whenever I ask.
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User avatar #189 to #187 - scandalouszander ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
my friends aunt rubbed my back while i retched into a bowl.
its only fair since i was doing fine till she pulled out the "big boy shots" some ******* like 105 prof tequila. lol shots will get you.
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User avatar #193 to #189 - atomicomad (10/25/2015) [-]
Hahaha man drinking with old people is without a doubt my favorite way to drink.
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User avatar #202 to #197 - atomicomad (10/25/2015) [-]
Touché. However, after consuming thousands of drinks, I can confirm that there are ways that are a more enjoyable than others.
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User avatar #263 to #133 - viscerys ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
I think he said on the YouTube comments for the video that he had to go get his stomach pumped after it.
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User avatar #168 to #133 - SteyrAUG ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
www.compoundchem.com/2014/07/27/lethaldoses/

The ld50 of alcohol is 13 shots at once. He drank 17 shots.
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User avatar #185 to #168 - scandalouszander ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
"Another issue with the lethal dose tests is the obvious fact that animals are not humans. "
this is a test on animals not a study done on humans who died from drinking. while yes he did drink more than is safe, i doubt it was lethal.
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User avatar #226 to #132 - rockerforlife (10/25/2015) [-]
Actually he issued a statement of regret and apology since it went viral, he said he didn't want kids to be doing dumb things like that etc
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User avatar #150 to #132 - ratchat (10/25/2015) [-]
He went to the hospital 10 minutes after this to get his stomach pumped because his body was shutting down, I remember reading a new article about it some where.
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User avatar #198 to #150 - scandalouszander ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
can you get me a sauce to go with that?
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User avatar #274 to #129 - meowman (10/25/2015) [-]
I can't hardly drink jack daniels anymore. I got depressed one night and drank nearly half a bottle that size in about an hour and I got crazy sick off it. I can't imagine what happened to that dude
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User avatar #328 to #107 - blackoutonetwotwo ONLINE (10/26/2015) [-]
Jesus, I remember this.

Poor stomach though
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#17 - imalex (10/25/2015) [-]
Related to the last one
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User avatar #135 to #17 - lordmoldywart (10/25/2015) [-]
Sounds like sodapoppin
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User avatar #195 to #135 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
not really
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User avatar #220 to #216 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
it's not an opinion
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#230 to #17 - gabikak (10/25/2015) [-]
singin and playing guitar here
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#258 to #230 - demonbreadofnorth (10/25/2015) [-]
the devotion in that singing
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User avatar #337 to #258 - gabikak (10/26/2015) [-]
I've realised yelling or normal singing didn't work since I have a ****** thin voice, so I tried my lowest pitch
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User avatar #338 to #337 - demonbreadofnorth (10/26/2015) [-]
godly devotion for that holy singing
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#19 to #17 - ugoboom [OP] ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
tiem for some ear rape
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#32 to #19 - donbionicle ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
Now wake your brothers up, and SAVE your souls.
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User avatar #52 to #32 - Greevon ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
That's actually pretty kickass.
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#162 to #32 - lordsepulchure (10/25/2015) [-]
Talk about being heavenly good.
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User avatar #71 to #32 - princeofbrokensoul (10/25/2015) [-]
damn i want to hear more of that
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User avatar #75 to #71 - asalon (10/25/2015) [-]
These guys are great they also did covers of ACDC and such
Gregorian - Bring me to Life
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User avatar #82 to #32 - letmethink (10/25/2015) [-]
I need more of this...
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#332 to #19 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (10/26/2015) [-]
**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image** >Listen to this
>right click
>open video in new tap
>repeat this till there's 10 tabs open
>go to all of them really fast
>ultimate ear rape
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#118 to #17 - excaliburr (10/25/2015) [-]
shamelessly stolen from someone who shamelessly stole it
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#9 - edgenotedgy (10/25/2015) [-]
Awwww yeah! Dank Webms time!
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#34 to #9 - furiousmarshmellow has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #327 to #9 - assdoreponyfucker (10/26/2015) [-]
i really need to finish that game
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#342 to #327 - edgenotedgy (10/26/2015) [-]
200+ hours and counting here. Still need to complete all mission tasks and catch every animal. Haven't even touched the multiplayer yet.
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User avatar #343 to #342 - assdoreponyfucker (10/26/2015) [-]
haven't touched FOB's?!?!? At least you've built one or two to have more room for soldiers right? Also I hit 140 hours, last time I played according to steam was September 19 so in 3 weeks 140 hours
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User avatar #345 to #343 - edgenotedgy (10/26/2015) [-]
I've fully built my FOB1 and did the Mosquito event. Nothing other than that.
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User avatar #346 to #345 - assdoreponyfucker (10/26/2015) [-]
its worth doing on the side, you can get alot of resources. Unfortunately with a play coming up and November 1 being the deadline on all my college applications idk if I can do what I want to do with the game before Fallout 4 comes out I'm like 5 missions into Chapter 2
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User avatar #347 to #346 - edgenotedgy (10/26/2015) [-]
The last story missions are #45 and #46, so you should be getting there. Chapter 2 is really small.
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User avatar #348 to #347 - assdoreponyfucker (10/26/2015) [-]
I still heard about the game supposed to be 3 chapters and all the stuff they would have put into it, makes me upset. I want to 100% it but seems too much with the animals and difficult mission tasks. Because God knows as soon as Fallout 4 comes out I'll forget about all other games for a good month at least
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User avatar #349 to #348 - edgenotedgy (10/26/2015) [-]
If you want to 100% complete the game, the easiest way is to:
Focus on S ranking the missions first.
Develop the Stealth
Start doing whatever mission tasks you are missing
Leave catching the animals for last
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User avatar #350 to #349 - assdoreponyfucker (10/26/2015) [-]
i kinda did animals on the side and if I played a new mission I knew I could S rank and do the tasks I did that immediately. I think I'm at 70% or something
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#196 to #9 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
Kaz and Big Boss on a beach, eh?
I know it's not the same BB but deal with it
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User avatar #39 to #9 - furiousmarshmellow (10/25/2015) [-]
"Dude, what's your problem?"
"They played us like a damn fiddle, Walter! That's my ******* problem."
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#15 - anonymoussarcasm (10/25/2015) [-]
To be completely fair that's about the sound I made when I heard that Rolaids joke.
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#18 - metacobalion (10/25/2015) [-]
The second one
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#156 - thempc (10/25/2015) [-]
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#13 - buttholee (10/25/2015) [-]
Hey look, enough content for another 2 comps!

thanks ugoboom!
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#33 to #13 - donbionicle ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
You tricksy man, you.
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#204 to #13 - ugoboom [OP] ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
joke webms
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#201 - botchtots (10/25/2015) [-]
Im so sorry but I had to make this... Ik it's ****
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User avatar #215 to #201 - reican (10/25/2015) [-]
the fun thing is, Putin is shagging the other guy who is basically the "legal" isis of Syria
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#42 - mcburd (10/25/2015) [-]
>Trying to eat some guys finger
Man you donno where that's been
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#46 to #42 - Sperit ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
he prolly went poo poo and didn't wash his hands
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User avatar #48 to #46 - mcburd (10/25/2015) [-]
Gross
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#53 - royalunicorn (10/25/2015) [-]
Put your dick in it
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#86 to #53 - gernet (10/25/2015) [-]
**gernet used "*roll picture*"**
**gernet rolled image**it looks so ******* cute
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User avatar #91 to #53 - kenshirokisame (10/25/2015) [-]
when she says she gives head like a pro
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#208 - whiteoverblue (10/25/2015) [-]
Thank you OP for this nutricious dank breakfast
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