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ONLINE (11/16/2015) [+] (24 replies)
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Seriously, what the **** even is this? It has me laughing to tears, but I'm so ******* confused right now.
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Translation:
First of all, "o kurwa" means "oh **** ," or "for ****** sake!"
Secondly - this is a series of short gags that are recognized in poland as being humorous. Because there's a lot of farms.
1. O kurwa - Oh **** ;
2. Dowie się o swoim czasie. Pierdol się.. - He'll learn, in time. **** you.
3. Pierdolę! Tak chłop za chłopem?! - Holy **** ! Man on man?!
4. O nie! Jesteśmy zgubieni! - Oh no! We're doomed!
5. Ooo kurwa! - Ooooh **** !
6. Spierdalaj z mojej ziemi! - Get the **** out off my land!
7. Pierdolę wodę! Dawaj mi wino! - **** water! Give me wine!
8. Wiedziałem, że nie jesteś gotów na jeden księżyc. - I knew you weren't ready for one moon.
9. Witaj książę! - O kurwa! - Hello there, prince! - Oh **** !
First of all, "o kurwa" means "oh **** ," or "for ****** sake!"
Secondly - this is a series of short gags that are recognized in poland as being humorous. Because there's a lot of farms.
1. O kurwa - Oh **** ;
2. Dowie się o swoim czasie. Pierdol się.. - He'll learn, in time. **** you.
3. Pierdolę! Tak chłop za chłopem?! - Holy **** ! Man on man?!
4. O nie! Jesteśmy zgubieni! - Oh no! We're doomed!
5. Ooo kurwa! - Ooooh **** !
6. Spierdalaj z mojej ziemi! - Get the **** out off my land!
7. Pierdolę wodę! Dawaj mi wino! - **** water! Give me wine!
8. Wiedziałem, że nie jesteś gotów na jeden księżyc. - I knew you weren't ready for one moon.
9. Witaj książę! - O kurwa! - Hello there, prince! - Oh **** !
We could always end up being swallowed by Russia again. We all could.
It's a shame we're not as big as we were 200 years ago.
If only not for ALL OTHER east european countries that defected from the Polish-Lithuanian union and pretty much made what Russia is today.
It's a shame we're not as big as we were 200 years ago.
If only not for ALL OTHER east european countries that defected from the Polish-Lithuanian union and pretty much made what Russia is today.
You really need to work on your English, mate.
You can't just translate it literally - you need to give it its proper meaning while sticking to how you pronounce it.
For instance: "I **** on water" would never be used in English, but would be used in polish as "sram na to"(literally).
You can't just translate it literally - you need to give it its proper meaning while sticking to how you pronounce it.
For instance: "I **** on water" would never be used in English, but would be used in polish as "sram na to"(literally).
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nywrestler (11/19/2015) [-] This is correct. I regularly say that I'm going to **** on things.
Literaly? Yes. But its something universal really, its kinda like **** .
You can more or less put it anywhere in the sentece and it will still make sense
You can more or less put it anywhere in the sentece and it will still make sense
#2 "You'll know in your own time. Go **** yourself"
#3 " **** this, a man WITH a man?!"
#4 "Oh no! We're doomed!"
#6 "Get the **** off my land!"
#7 " **** water! Bring me wine!"
#8 "I knew you're not ready for one moon."
#9 "Welcome, Prince!" ("Oh **** !")
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dasbrot (11/17/2015) [-] I'm expecting all of the polish users to start a poland thread like those loony dutch users.
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beatmasterz ogdonaldengel sdziscool imaginator punchbaggies chrisel Dnisute xikato stijnybe klabautermann smithacat thijsofbodom kangster sniffythebird ihazfunkitty
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turtlesinthesky (11/19/2015) [-] Ik sta vm niet op de lijst, gebruik alstjeblieft die op /user/nederlanddraad
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juaneljalapeno (11/18/2015) [-] GODVERDEGODVER DENK JE NOU DAT IEMAND DIE NIET GODVERDOMME NEDERLANDS IS ONS KAN JOINEN, FLIKKER OP ROTMARROKAAN!
DUTCHPRIDE
do not join, the nederdraad threads are cancer, literally, 'kanker' means cancer and dutch people say it all the time, mostly as an insult, but eh, Frikandellen jongen!
DUTCHPRIDE
do not join, the nederdraad threads are cancer, literally, 'kanker' means cancer and dutch people say it all the time, mostly as an insult, but eh, Frikandellen jongen!
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juaneljalapeno (11/18/2015) [-] Shhhh
kutmarrokaantjes beuk ik 't land uit, behalve zwarte piet, hj is wel chill
kutmarrokaantjes beuk ik 't land uit, behalve zwarte piet, hj is wel chill
**snowvahkiin rolled image**That face when you're teaching yourself dutch, and you understand the a few of the words.
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stalkerexplain ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-] I'm polish.
I cheeki massive ammounts of breeki
I cheeki massive ammounts of breeki
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masterme (11/17/2015) [-] i guess thats the guys i always get teamed up with in multiplayer games
