Why Not Try A Book?

Hit enter six times and make it small

Am I doing it right?

Oh God yes.
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That kid the next day at school.

Sorry didn't know we were using P90s

I remember the guns.
all of them.

Unloading arsenal.

atleast the book survived

That gif is actually very related.

paint skills

Why am I not surprised?

But then again, what is? Your mobile phone? Your laptop?

they should be.
I need something that is waterproof, shock resistant, everything.

If you've got a truckload of money you could take a look at Panasonic's Toughbooks and Sonim Outdoor phones (just not this exact model http://www.youtube. com/watch?v=HfBWds4HChI :-P ).

that might be right up my alley, I'm an outdoorsman.

Not to mention if someone with an actual virus borrowed a book then passed it along with their germs that counts.

i really do feel like i can use this a bit too much

computer virus- eats data
bug in books- eats data

Well fuck me, if you look at it from your angle it is actually true.
Please accept my apology.

Yeah? wheres the stronghold?



(pun intended)

Can I get another? I think mine's malfunctioning.

>drop book
>"shit, lost my page"
>book magically opens to page
>areyouawizard.jpg

Awww.

this is a better reason not to read books...

But this is.

the fuck do you need a firewall for it's a book

Is that a pic or did you type that?

It's easy, cmd+v, cmd+c.

inb4 books in braile

inb4 i realize my argument is invalid

inb4 i shouldnt have posted that

what about people who don't feel and are blind huh?!

Audio Books?

That would be a cd though. Nice try.

No. It could be shaped like a book. Like those children books that have a speaker on the side and depending on what page you're on, the sound will be different. Just to give them the feeling of turning pages and reading books. I really enjoy that feeling, turning pages. It just isn't the same with my Kindle. I mean, I love my Kindle, but... It's just not the same.

I got off topic. Haha sorry.

>act like you're from 4chan
>think mentioning blind people means you're going to hell
>MFW

Oh god my EYES!