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#2 - reapermaster ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
>"become the unquestioned master of video games"
sign me right the **** up
#28 to #2 - xzenoo (12/08/2015) [-]
This, none of the powers grant us the ability to leave FJ anyways, so might as well take that.

Absolute willpower might work though
#149 to #28 - fluffagus ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
No one leaves.....
#132 to #28 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
absolute willpower. Legends tell of a comicmakers that left funnyjunk to become functional members of society after their names became obscured.
Uberandrew hasn't posted even a comment since june and dsend deleted his account. I think they both chose absolute willpower then did 100 pushups, 100 situps, 100 squats and a 10 km run every day to overpower admin and escape.
User avatar #62 to #28 - thejusticar (12/09/2015) [-]
lets be honest, even if you had the chance to leave, you wouldn't.
#90 to #62 - fluttergrey (12/09/2015) [-]
I can attest to this. Dadmin says I am allowed to leave FJ at any time.

He even helped me leave by perma life time banning all my previous accounts, perma IP banning my addresses I connected with, and put my home address on some forum blacklist list thing to the point where after a few months even he couldn't undo the IP ban after trying That's what he told me, and I know he loves me so it's not like he lied about that or anything. . Yet even after being allowed to leave and move onto bigger and better things I got really home sick toward FJ and just had to come back. So I kept finding ways back onto here and after several different account bans and captchas for low account levels That was a thing. later this is how I've ended up here today.

FunnyJunk is not the laifu I want, it's the laifu I need.

I even learned a bit of japanese from FJ on the anime image board!
助けて。彼らはいつも見ています~。

It means 'I love addy, he's the best daddy~'
#139 to #90 - miasaki (12/09/2015) [-]
Hey uh, ar.....are you okay there? Blink once for yes, and twice for no.
User avatar #93 to #90 - thejusticar (12/09/2015) [-]
damn ***** , you must really like posting **** if you got perma banned several times
User avatar #96 to #93 - fluttergrey (12/09/2015) [-]
I post straight out **** in the **** section.

But it was the really lewd vorderline posting in SFW during the SFW Junk era that lost me the most accounts. Back when you couldn't post dickbutt without getting temp banned.
User avatar #97 to #96 - thejusticar (12/09/2015) [-]
ah it was during the dark ages, when ad companies threated dadmin and he cracked down on everything. at least its over. and we can post dodgy looking pictures everywhere without being banned.
#99 to #97 - thejusticar (12/09/2015) [-]
like this
User avatar #117 to #99 - manofiron (12/09/2015) [-]
Could I have the source for that?
#174 to #119 - manofiron (12/09/2015) [-]
Tbh, I completely forgot that I had commented, asking for the source. But, you delivered, and that's what matters. Thanks, man.
User avatar #175 to #174 - thejusticar (12/09/2015) [-]
no prob mane
#100 to #99 - fluttergrey (12/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, and this
#101 to #100 - thejusticar (12/09/2015) [-]
never before have i been so aroused by a green thumb.
never before have i been so aroused by a green thumb.
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