When the joker was little, he was abused by his aunt and she took his stuffed monkey away and ruined it. He breaks into the enclosure gasses the mother gorilla and steals the baby gorilla and his stuffed monkey intending to raise the gorilla as his child with a better childhood than he had.
I can somewhat understand nuts, it's a ****** situation to be in.
But Gluten? There are very few people who need a gluten free diet and very many who think they do and really, really, really do not. Gluten is fine. It's a few people's bodies that are ****** . The rest is in your head.
And Dairy? Really? Dairy is the basis of 90% of good confections. I realize some people are lactose intolerant or such, but other than that it's a dietary preference.
Now, instead of passing the burden of parenting properly onto OTHER parents, try letting your child donate all his candy to something or other. Let him give it to his friends.
Then you bake that ****** a nut-free-dairy-free-gluten-free cake that is the best ******* thing you can make, and let him chow down on that instead of the candy that may make him sick.
Was leaning towards the **** attitude of "my child is a special little snowflake so the entire neighborhood, school, town, state, country, earth, galaxy, universe and possibly even other dimensions.. need to cater to my special little ***** special little needs" . If someones kid cant eat nuts, tough **** nuts exist. "About 0.6 - 1.0 % of people have peanut allergy, which can vary from mild to severe." I'm not changing anything for 1% of the population. lets go deeper.www.foxnews.com/opinion/2014/10/09/gender-inclusive-school-district-says-drop-boys-and-girls-call-kids-purple.html same retarded "minority over majority" ******** . "The American public estimates on average that 23% of Americans are gay or lesbian. These estimates are many times higher than the 3.8% of the adult population who identified themselves as lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender" So because 4+% (probably) of the population is ******* gay, there are jagoff retards trying to do away with calling kids boy or girl. their solution to make all the special little ***** be special? call them all purple penguins and teach them about how little mikey's two dads **** each other in the ass. www.dcclothesline.com/2014/11/18/use-lots-lube-enter-anus-slowly-chicago-schools-teach-anal-sex-5th-graders/ . yes. the point of this rant? dunno, i have 45 minutes to waste. people are ******* dumb and this special little snowflake **** is retarded and needs to stop. its growing pansies and entitled little **** stain brats that grow up to be pansy, entitled **** stain transfluid hydro mustard-kin plush pony ******* man children. i dont need to eliminate nuts out of my life because people brew up genetically ****** kids. i hate the ******* earth by the way
People with Coeliac Disease do have extreme reactions to gluten though... I have a friend who had to be hospitalized because he had a beer, which he didn't know contained gluten, by accident.
Agreeing to everything, just wanted to mention this.