oh for ***** sake. How about a ******* list then yeah:
Asians sound like BMO
Indians sound like apu from simpsons
Russians sound like A NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE.
Australians sound like tony abbott, but say cunt much more.
now to Africa,
south Africans sound like they are deliberately putting the wrong emphasis on the wrong syllable ze-bra and call everyone china
north Africa is a mosh-pit of not real languages
middle east is ALLAH AKBAR
EUROPE
West Europe sounds like "Lods of emone"
East Europe sounds like the west, but also talk about how much they hate Turkey and Serbia, while Serbia talks about how strong it is.
Canadians sound like "ey, buddy" from south park
Americans sound like Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, except slower and more dumb.
And I don't know enough about South Americans to have an opinion,
So there, that is how the world sounds to me, and why I am now a legit racist. Are all my bases covered.
Actually, Russians can technically both be European and Asian, as the country lies in both continents. However, the vast majority live in the western part and belong to eastern Europe.
Living there like you're invisible would be a godsend, I would walk around naked, eat whatever I want without asking, take massive ***** and imagine them seeing this watery spewage appearing out of thin air, and wondering where the **** it came from, I could **** with the door open, and at the end of the day, id make sure i give this guy a big, fat ******* kick in the ballsack. **** this guy for mistreating something so beautiful.