I hate my stupid job
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pawnman (11/06/2015) [+] (1 reply)
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Sauce Part 1: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QFbI5BO5es
Sauce Part 2: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvlVi8VCwoM
Sauce Part 3: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE8Z9NnS6Sk
Sauce Part 2: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvlVi8VCwoM
Sauce Part 3: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE8Z9NnS6Sk
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almightysausage (11/06/2015) [-] He gets to massage girls that gossip 24/7 and he will never be able to sleep with them.
I know this is parody but that job DOES suck.
I know this is parody but that job DOES suck.
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derpthefifth ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-] If you're massaging a girl regularly and you can't sleep with her from that point you probably don't deserve to. Although tbh sleeping with the models is probably a quick road to getting fired, the challenge wouldn't be sleeping with them it would be getting them not to talk about it once one of them realized they weren't the only one.
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derpthefifth ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-] Jesus christ the hate is strong with you ******* isn't it?
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derpthefifth ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-] Fair enough.... That wasn't 100% directed at you really, just surprised i got so many reds for suggesting it's easy to go from massaging a mostly naked girl to sleeping with her, if one were so inclined.
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cheatman (11/07/2015) [-] Nah, it ain't easy, them models think they're too high class for a lowly masseuse, they expecting Chris Hemsworth level of looks and money before they even allow anything with a dick to even think of hitting that.
Ironic considering they go to a job where they are basicly eye candy for men to ogle them, and nothing more.
Ironic considering they go to a job where they are basicly eye candy for men to ogle them, and nothing more.
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anon (11/09/2015) [-]
It's against code of conduct for a professional to sleep with their clients, especially if they are in vulnerable positions, the same reason you can't sleep with your teacher in high school.
This applies to coaches/personal trainers massage therapists etc...
I'm sure you will learn this when you're old enough to understand about work and jobs.
Also when you work on somebody's body it is your job, not for pleasure. You learn to interperate the body as a machine and see it as component parts that need fixing rather than an object to desire.
This applies to coaches/personal trainers massage therapists etc...
I'm sure you will learn this when you're old enough to understand about work and jobs.
Also when you work on somebody's body it is your job, not for pleasure. You learn to interperate the body as a machine and see it as component parts that need fixing rather than an object to desire.
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derpthefifth ONLINE (11/09/2015) [-] Maybe when you're old enough to learn to read you'll stop telling me **** i already know.
Or was "Although tbh sleeping with the models is probably a quick road to getting fired" not clear enough for you?
But nah.... anon just thought they could jump in and try to talk **** because i got some red thumbs.
Or was "Although tbh sleeping with the models is probably a quick road to getting fired" not clear enough for you?
But nah.... anon just thought they could jump in and try to talk **** because i got some red thumbs.
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vvthegreats (11/07/2015) [-]
You're a fail troll and THAT is your Profile Picture? Bitch please.
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castellandraco (12/05/2015) [-] soo much truth there, idk wht the red thumbs are from. and also, if he wants to quit, why not go out with a bang.
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derpthefifth ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-] I think it makes FJ mad to suggest that there's base line skill with women that most strait guys should have, and that if you're routinely touching a mostly naked woman for the purposes of making her feel good it's not to much of a stretch to think you could sleep with her from that point. Also it's not like you'd one day just decide to **** her and do it, but rather you'd start a little bit more of a flirty dialogue and push boundaries a little bit.... it'd still take some work, but as far as picking up a supermodel goes that's about the easiest time you'd have at it unless the two of you just have some god tier natural chemistry. Women are just as horny as men, and a surprising amount of models are just normal ******* people who happen to look good professionally.
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castellandraco (12/08/2015) [-] im just supprised ho much hate is on this site, like what did you say that was that offensive, just salty people who don't wana hear that whats impossible for them is possible for someone else.
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derpthefifth ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-] Yeah.... i guess at some point you've either got to be a sheep or just stop giving a **** about getting reds for having an opinion.
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iderpedintofj (11/06/2015) [-]
Not only that, but a lot of your clients are other dudes or fugly chicks.
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iderpedintofj (11/06/2015) [-]
Probably should have been clearer that I was referring to them in general.
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innocentbabies (11/07/2015) [-]
But they're asian, so a lot of them probably were dudes.
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cannibalvegan (11/07/2015) [-] That's what I thought, the joke is that that job is supposed to be a dream job, but he's complaining, but that job does seem to suck. ******* rubbing women 12-14 hours a day even on holidays would suck, the first few months or something might be quite enjoyable, but you'll still be horny all day without getting to have sex with any of them and then after a while you won't care anymore and wouldn't matter if it was a 40 year old man or a 20 year old woman. People learn to be professional after a while and things loses it's value as well, that's why gynecologists don't get boners after inspecting 10 000 vaginas.
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moldybreadcrumb (11/07/2015) [-] I feel like gynecologist is a job that would end up making me gay.
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fjorgtfo (11/07/2015) [-]
I used to work at a water park.
When I first got the job, I was ecstatic. Getting paid to watch girls in bikinis all day long? Must be in heaven!
Except you're surrounded by water all summer without being able to go in, and of course you have to wear the overly heavy outfit they give you.
Then of course you realize there are people who shouldn't ever be seen in their underwear. Not just old men or fat women. People who just have no self respect. Girls who don't shave their pubic hair and decide wearing a tiny g-string is appropriate. Teenagers who are constantly spitting on the sidewalk for everyone else to walk on without shoes. It's disgusting.
Sure, I could go there for free whenever I wanted, but if I'm working there six days a week I'm definitely not going there on my day off.
My advice? Never get a job that allows you to live out your fantasy every day. It'll ruin your fantasy.
When I first got the job, I was ecstatic. Getting paid to watch girls in bikinis all day long? Must be in heaven!
Except you're surrounded by water all summer without being able to go in, and of course you have to wear the overly heavy outfit they give you.
Then of course you realize there are people who shouldn't ever be seen in their underwear. Not just old men or fat women. People who just have no self respect. Girls who don't shave their pubic hair and decide wearing a tiny g-string is appropriate. Teenagers who are constantly spitting on the sidewalk for everyone else to walk on without shoes. It's disgusting.
Sure, I could go there for free whenever I wanted, but if I'm working there six days a week I'm definitely not going there on my day off.
My advice? Never get a job that allows you to live out your fantasy every day. It'll ruin your fantasy.
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electronicbacon (11/06/2015) [-] Young supermodels.
Average older guy.
Probably not that rich.
Attitude does help, but jobs and appearance both help a lot more than just attitude.
Average older guy.
Probably not that rich.
Attitude does help, but jobs and appearance both help a lot more than just attitude.
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moldybreadcrumb (11/07/2015) [-] Theyre asian, those women could be anywhere between 10 and having-children.
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thedippestofshits ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-] Wait hold on. Are you implying the dude was speaking Japanese? Wanna run that by me again? Really?
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englman (11/06/2015) [-] If he isn't gay, the sexual frustration must be real, cuz ya know he ain't ********* .. That alone would make this a horrific job.. Then they're probably all bitchy and needy ontop of that.. Poor guy...
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enlightednatzie (11/07/2015) [-] When you massage hot girls everyday you'll probably get used to it and not get a boner everyday.
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hapasan (11/06/2015) [-] That's true, even on the other side. A lot of people would think getting massaged by a hot woman would be awesome, but if you're awkward, the only thing you can think of is "Don't get an erection" which makes you even more stressed out.
Unless, you know, its one of those massages. The kind where the purpose of the massage is to get you an erection...
Unless, you know, its one of those massages. The kind where the purpose of the massage is to get you an erection...
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grammarofficer (11/07/2015) [-] I'm afraid it loses its charm after a while. Only the blue balls remain.
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notjustalurker (11/07/2015) [-] Dont they expect you to get a boner tho?
I dont think they will be offended by that.
I dont think they will be offended by that.
#55
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pineapplechunkss ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-] I'm a massage therapist myself and I can conform this is a real thing
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respawnhydra (11/07/2015) [-] just trying to make a joke out of a spelling mistake. sue me.
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eggsontoast (11/07/2015) [-] You need to quit. After researching (because at one point i wanted to that) I'ed never would want to do it. Some people freak out if they don't feel just right. or some complain saying that you ****** up some how. Helllllllll noooooooooo.
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pineapplechunkss ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-] I get complaints here and there but when its related to the oil and **** . I'm good at what I do and I love my job but I do get those days where I want to do other things
#78
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northway (11/07/2015) [-] I know many people might think this is a joke, but i can imagine, a single man to massage all the model (Without touching the private part or any sensitive part or he might got fired and sue). Model may not appreciate him that much, and plus he isn't that young, the model might talk badly about him. The models are his client but they don't pay him, his boss do, so the model can complain all they want or make ridiculous requests. The man have to control his sexual urge all the time, while working hard and taking **** from the model, that is indeed hard. (unless it really is a parody)
#43
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billycakes (11/07/2015) [-] It's from singapore! No wonder I could understand him so well. Speaking singlish lah.
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billycakes (11/07/2015) [-] Your disappointed with the fact you can understand Singlish?
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trimageryan (11/07/2015) [-] This is brilliant. He's making us all believe it's a **** job so he has no competition.
Well played.
Well played.
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pineapplechunkss ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-] He's not playing, I have the same job and its hell
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jacksowrd (11/07/2015) [-] It wasn't till about half way through that I realized that he was actually speaking english
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alcoholicsemen ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-] note to self learn how to do massage therapy
only work for models
try and have fun making them laugh so they arent repulsed by me
only work for models
try and have fun making them laugh so they arent repulsed by me
#53
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chaosraptor (11/07/2015) [-] 12-14 hours a day with your hands all over hot girls and youre not allowed to **** any of them
paid to be cockteased.... that is hell
paid to be cockteased.... that is hell
#70
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mrjweezy (11/07/2015) [-] is it just me or do some of you feel the need for a massage right now?
