Blood Dragon. "It's a bow. Seriously, if you need a description of what a bow does, maybe you should stop playing. Maybe read a dictionary. People who don'
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"It's a bow. Seriously, if you need a description of what a bow does, maybe you should stop playing. Maybe read a dictionary. People who don't know what bows are get shot in the eyeballs. 'But a bow isn't the future,' you're whining. That's why we put neon on it, because neon is the future. Hence, this is the bow of the future."

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#206 - Zarosh (05/07/2013) [-]
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#200 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

#199 - unoletmehavename (05/07/2013) [-]
The funniest for me was the cyber shark desc
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#196 - fukyeahraptorr (05/07/2013) [-]
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#195 - empithree (05/07/2013) [-]
tough luck mate.
User avatar #188 - alvaroxd (05/07/2013) [-]
Okay im just gonna go ahead to dowload it
User avatar #194 to #188 - pulluspardus ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
don't its boring.
User avatar #212 to #194 - alvaroxd (05/07/2013) [-]
naw dawg it's awesome
#183 - thepenname (05/07/2013) [-]
Man, I'm so hyped about this expansion. It's like after Ubisoft Montreal made the super serious Far Cry 3 with its critically acclaimed story, some dude said, "Alright guys, now let's just go ******* nuts," and cranked out this 80s nostalgia trip. Looks ******* good. UGH! Roommate needs to finish with my copy of Far Cry 3 already.
User avatar #193 to #183 - owmyanus (05/07/2013) [-]
You don't need Far Cry 3 for this, it's a stand alone game.
User avatar #186 to #183 - coltari (05/07/2013) [-]
It's a separate game from Far Cry 3...
User avatar #173 - cazabrow ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
wait so... what game is this? i see alotta people saying Farcry 3 but whats with all the futuristic stuff?
User avatar #190 to #173 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
It's far cry: Blood Dragon.
#184 to #173 - thepenname (05/07/2013) [-]
Just to clarify since the other three kind of missed this point, it's DLC for Far Cry 3. Didn't know if you'd already gotten that. For the record, it's actually set in the distant future of 200- ******** 7, which is awesomely hilarious. It's meant to be a nod to 80s action movies that are like, "Aw man, by 2000 we're going to have tons of neon **** , cyborg ninjas and 'Merica out the ass." It's just ******* great.
User avatar #189 to #184 - Hydra (05/07/2013) [-]
I am 98.69% sure it's a stand alone game. Not a DLC.
#213 to #189 - thepenname (05/07/2013) [-]
You're right, it's a stand-alone expansion. My mistake. That's even better.
#214 to #213 - Hydra (05/07/2013) [-]
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#220 to #214 - neoshock (05/21/2013) [-]
Fukken thumbed up for vault boy.
User avatar #205 to #189 - Zarosh (05/07/2013) [-]
im not too sure either, it says on xbla you can download it straight up, and i havnt seen anything for disc, and its in arcade, so most likely a stand alone
User avatar #211 to #205 - Hydra (05/07/2013) [-]
Yeah. It's like an arcade game.
User avatar #191 to #189 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
It's pretty much kind of like how Dead rising 2 came out with Dead rising 2 case west.
#181 to #173 - toxicketchup (05/07/2013) [-]
It's like Farcry 3 and 80's action movies had a kickass cyborg ninja lovechild.
User avatar #175 to #173 - agentmoleman (05/07/2013) [-]
Farcry 3: Blood dragon..
#174 to #173 - yudancha (05/07/2013) [-]
Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon. It doesn't actually have anything to do with Far Cry, but it uses all the same mechanics and stuff.
#172 - cptbarney (05/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #169 - thesoxpride (05/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #167 - catdogdora (05/07/2013) [-]
Rex: Doc, you play video games?

Doc: Yes, Rex, video games are a proven coping mechanism, like any hobby. They've been shown to improve hand-eye coordination, problem-solving, social interaction and self-confidence. And no studies have managed to prove a correlation between video games and violence. Frankly, anyone who thinks games are bad for you is a idiot.

Rex: Hey, whoa, whoa, Doc.

Doc: No, Rex, F.U.C.K. stands for 'failing to understand our capacity for kindness.' It's an acronym.

My favorite convo of the game so far
User avatar #165 - sniperfusion (05/07/2013) [-]
This and OLD WORLD BLUES are the most funny sci-fi DLC's ever
#159 - bobthebean (05/07/2013) [-]
I was excited for a second, I thought the light bulb actually got something right.
User avatar #153 - kanedaa (05/07/2013) [-]
I like how OP put this into the description, and Funnyjunk still attempts to translate it.

Keep on truckin', lil' guy.
User avatar #152 - snakefire ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Mangioluingi would like this
User avatar #210 to #152 - mangioluingi ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
I saw this post when it had like 50 thumbs
#151 - fisheaglee (05/07/2013) [-]
You should be ******* ashamed of yourself for taking a picture of the goddamn screen, i cant stand that. **** you pal.
User avatar #156 to #151 - mydogizmexican (05/07/2013) [-]
He's playing Xbox you ass.
#148 - gunbladerqp (05/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #146 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Probably best Easter Egg is when he picks up the Terror 4000, on the dam mission.

Raining Blood, because ******* SLAYER!
#145 - askafapper (05/07/2013) [-]
Greatest. Game. Ever.
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