stupid technophobe sheeple
I about an hour ago '
Thanks for all the birthday wishes, but I have some sad, rather angering news. I
won' t be able to start my App development career because my ignoramus of a
stepfather purchased an Phone 5 instead ma Galaxy despite me
telling him not to. I consider this to be a low blow, not for my dreams of making fun
apps and games, but a low blow to my self esteem and reputation as well. Nowi
guess I' m demoted to Hipster trash. The kind of asshole who buys some niche
product in order to feel like he' s different... in order to feel like he' s part of
something. I' m not a weakling like that. Never will I ever be!
Ne been slowly going crazy all weekend, trying to use this piece mofucking garbage.
No open source capabilities? No extended customization? Why isn' t Crappie
marketing this as a TOY or something? Nobody with an IQ over 70 wants a smart
device that' s only capable of Facebook and Angry Birds. Give me sheer power. Give
me video game emulators. Give me the peace of mind knowing that I have control
over something I paid my money for!
This fleisch has only made my hatred for Grapple grow exponentially. Every time I
see someone using an Phone or an ipad... or even a Crapbook, I instantly hate
them... and now thanks to my stepfather, I' m now one ofthem. I' m an Apple
sheep. How dare you. How FUCKING DARE you