stupid technophobe sheeple. neckbeards all around are sobbing. I about an hour ago ' Thanks for all the birthday wishes, but I have some sad, rather angering ne stupid technophobe sheeple neckbeards all around are sobbing I about an hour ago ' Thanks for the birthday wishes but have some sad rather angering ne
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stupid technophobe sheeple. neckbeards all around are sobbing. I about an hour ago ' Thanks for all the birthday wishes, but I have some sad, rather angering ne

neckbeards all around are sobbing

I about an hour ago '
Thanks for all the birthday wishes, but I have some sad, rather angering news. I
won' t be able to start my App development career because my ignoramus of a
stepfather purchased an Phone 5 instead ma Galaxy despite me
telling him not to. I consider this to be a low blow, not for my dreams of making fun
apps and games, but a low blow to my self esteem and reputation as well. Nowi
guess I' m demoted to Hipster trash. The kind of asshole who buys some niche
product in order to feel like he' s different... in order to feel like he' s part of
something. I' m not a weakling like that. Never will I ever be!
Ne been slowly going crazy all weekend, trying to use this piece mofucking garbage.
No open source capabilities? No extended customization? Why isn' t Crappie
marketing this as a TOY or something? Nobody with an IQ over 70 wants a smart
device that' s only capable of Facebook and Angry Birds. Give me sheer power. Give
me video game emulators. Give me the peace of mind knowing that I have control
over something I paid my money for!
This fleisch has only made my hatred for Grapple grow exponentially. Every time I
see someone using an Phone or an ipad... or even a Crapbook, I instantly hate
them... and now thanks to my stepfather, I' m now one ofthem. I' m an Apple
sheep. How dare you. How FUCKING DARE you
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#1 - thetunnelsnakes
Reply +14 123456789123345869
(04/15/2014) [-]
Whoever wrote this is a little bitch
User avatar #7 - stegosaurusrah
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(04/15/2014) [-]
i dislike iphones too but this is ******* ridiculous
#8 - mattygosling
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(04/15/2014) [-]
what an ungrateful, basement dwelling cock sucker this kid is.
you're not superior to everyone else because you sit on /g/ all day.
learn the value of money and realise everything you have is amazing.
#10 - draeman
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(04/15/2014) [-]
do you hear it
User avatar #9 - Waro
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(04/15/2014) [-]
People like this make me sick.
#6 - ktbmnf
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(04/15/2014) [-]
just ******* sell it for the price of a samsung phone on eBay or something
User avatar #2 - halotalim
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(04/15/2014) [-]
I paid for.

You didn't pay for it, it was a gift.

And I have an ipod touch, not because I wanted to be different, but because 120 dollars for a 32 GB Ipod touch is a bargain.
User avatar #11 - lovot
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(04/22/2014) [-]
How to fix your issue:
step 1: find one crapple sheep that is pissed at their parents for buying them a high-end droid instead of one of the toys crapple is selling.

step 2: trade and both of you are happy.

Alternate solution: acquire enough funds to buy your own phone, pawn off the iphone while it is still in good condition, and work off the rest.

My parents never thought it was important to buy me electronics as a kid. No consoles, no phones, no handheld games, and the 2 computers i could use were horribly outdated, and the more powerful one died leaving me to share a technological dinosaur with my siblings. I had to buy my own stuff with my own money, and I did not get an allowance, so I had to work for it. I even had to hijack the slow ****** computer with an Ubuntu install disk just so I didn't have to ask permission every time I wanted to use the computer or install something.

Point is I have some sympathy because Apple mobile devices are useless and ******, but at the same time, this guy is a whiny bitch.
#4 - tezztwitches
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(04/15/2014) [-]
I may be wrong but I'm pretty sure most IDE's come with compatibility for device simulation. I had a look at the SDK for blackberry and it came with a comprehensive library of simulations for the large majority of its available devices.
User avatar #5 to #4 - goldenfairy
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(04/15/2014) [-]
Android emulator is slow as ****.
For iOS development you have to have a Mac and a license for like $100.
#3 - anon id: 3ec648ae
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/15/2014) [-]
Hurr durr, Appul nuh liek muh apps, Appul sux.

Shut the **** up!
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