> Be me
> 7th grade band geek loser with low self-esteem
> Discovered Facebook
> Obsessed with popular guy at school who probably didn't even know I existed
> Actively stalked his profile every night and fantasized about our future together
> Stay over at my only friend's house
> "I have an idea."
> She talks me into creating my own private Facebook album of his pictures so I can easily drool over them
> Stay up all night, uploaded 100 of his pics, named the album "<33 Derek <33"
> Pass the ****
> Wake up the next day
> Comment notification from Derek, my premature ovaries explode
> "Who are you and why do you have all of these pictures of me?"
> I forgot to make the album private