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User avatar #4 - princesswhale (02/23/2014) [-]
This ladies and gentleman is what we English ladies have to put up with.
#36 to #4 - Womens Study Major (09/23/2014) [-]
I feel more pity for the guys that have put up with girls like you...
User avatar #25 to #4 - jacksipian (02/24/2014) [-]
calling soup "pie" is just weird, and pizza pie is just normal pizza, that's just the real name of it but it takes too long to say it, so we just say pizza. I'm replying here because i can't reply to your latest comment. Also, american cooking shows are funny because you can see the cook slowly get fatter and fatter the longer the show goes on, like Racheal Ray.
User avatar #26 to #25 - princesswhale (02/24/2014) [-]
Oh right, I never knew that! I feel stupid now! yeah, they make me laugh, I love American food shows though I watch them all the time! They always do fatty awesome food, unlike here where every chef is trying to cook healthy constantly
User avatar #27 to #26 - jacksipian (02/24/2014) [-]
i like how you said you feel stupid and then immediately put a smiley face, I wasn't expecting that, but don't feel stupid, most people don't know it. I only know it because i watched the live action Ninja Turtles movies as a kid lol. healthy food chefs suck, that's for people on a diet, our shows are for people who want to break their diet.
User avatar #28 to #27 - princesswhale (02/24/2014) [-]
Aha didn't want to seem like I was being moody I'm not sure if anyone over here knows it actually. Ooh cool haha I know right! If I'm in the mood for food, I want big fat and greasy!
User avatar #29 to #28 - jacksipian (02/24/2014) [-]
a girl that isn't moody? what? I don't eat a lot of really healthy food, i eat steak and other stuff a lot with a bunch of other horrible foods, but I'd rather eat what i want and be slightly less healthy than some nutrition nut, than eat super healthy and be miserable. plus, someone needs to make up for all the food the vegas don't want
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User avatar #31 to #30 - jacksipian (02/25/2014) [-]
bitch I'm hilarious. but I'm not a fan of cheese, i can only tolerate it on pizza because there's enough other stuff that i don't really taste it, but yeah i eat a lot of junk food, but i have a high metabolism so it's fine. i don't understand vegetarians though, how can you not eat steak or burgers or other delicious meaty foods?
User avatar #32 to #31 - princesswhale (02/25/2014) [-]
Oh I'm sure you are! Oh I love it, every type of cheese going I will eat! Haha I don't know, I love animals and I was never that fussed by meat, so I guess it doesn't bother me all that much.. I understand why some people couldn't do it though anyway, it's past midnight here I'm off to bed, nice talking to you
User avatar #33 to #32 - jacksipian (02/25/2014) [-]
alright, goodnight lobster. it's been nice chatting with you.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jacksipian (02/24/2014) [-]
i don't even understand what it is saying, i get the cigarette part, but the pot noodle is throwing me off.
User avatar #6 to #5 - princesswhale (02/24/2014) [-]
Pot noodle is cheap food the lower classes eat here, in case you don't know what it is
User avatar #7 to #6 - jacksipian (02/24/2014) [-]
ok, i think maybe it was the way i was reading it that was throwing me off too, plus i didn't know what it was and i was thinking he was making up some term for weed to try and seem cool or something. thanks.
User avatar #8 to #7 - princesswhale (02/24/2014) [-]
I never thought of it like that, but it does sound like it could be some kind of weed haha
User avatar #9 to #8 - jacksipian (02/24/2014) [-]
ok, so at least you can see why i made the mistake then lol, i didn't realize he was just saying "i had sex, now i'm gonna smoke and eat some noodles" i thought there was more to it.
User avatar #10 to #9 - princesswhale (02/24/2014) [-]
Yeah easy mistake to make, especially if you don't know what a pot noodle is, I did r realise they were exclusive to England though
User avatar #11 to #10 - jacksipian (02/24/2014) [-]
they might not be exclusive to england, but they might have a different name there, a lot of people eat ramen here, so i don't know if that's the same thing, but it's probably a similar type of thing here.
User avatar #12 to #11 - princesswhale (02/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, I think it's similar, we don't have that here that I know of, so it's probably pretty much the same thing
User avatar #13 to #12 - jacksipian (02/24/2014) [-]
oh you lobsters and your crazy food, Ramen is just a really cheap type of noodles that's really easy to cook and so a lot of poor people and college students eat it a lot.
User avatar #14 to #13 - princesswhale (02/24/2014) [-]
Haha lobsters yeah I think we miss out on a lot of cool food
User avatar #15 to #14 - jacksipian (02/24/2014) [-]
Do you guys not have a million different types of food there? there are like 15 different asian food places, several italian, several mexican, and all kinds of different types of food restaurants here, i know it's not like that everywhere, but do you guys even have those types of places?
User avatar #16 to #15 - princesswhale (02/24/2014) [-]
Not Mexican so much, I think that's more an American thing because you're closer, but we have Italian, Chinese and Indian food over here, I think we are more into Indian food than you because of the empire, but I dunno how true that is. I think we miss out on cool american stuff though
User avatar #17 to #16 - jacksipian (02/24/2014) [-]
so you have indian food because it was in your empire at one point, but you miss out on American things? we were either your greatest success or failure depending on how you look at it, you'd think there would be more of our stuff there. but i guess maybe that's why we're all so fat, we have 100 restaurants per square mile.
User avatar #18 to #17 - princesswhale (02/24/2014) [-]
I think that's the reason, practically everybody loves curry over here! It's actually considered a national dish now haha. We do have quite a lot of american food, which I am grateful for as English food is terrible. Maybe, but it's the same in our cities haha
User avatar #19 to #18 - jacksipian (02/24/2014) [-]
what exactly is english food? I'm about to get stereotypical, but the only english food i really know of is tea and crumpets, and even then it's not really english
User avatar #20 to #19 - princesswhale (02/24/2014) [-]
Well obviously tea, but stuff like stews, roast dinners, pies and bland boring stuff really. The younger generation mainly just steals food from other countries to make it more interesting like pizza, curry, kebabs, burgers and stuff
User avatar #21 to #20 - jacksipian (02/24/2014) [-]
pie is english? dude, i love you guys now, i never knew where it was from.
User avatar #22 to #21 - princesswhale (02/24/2014) [-]
I think so, everyone eats it over here anyway Americans confuse me though, because they say pie when referring to all sorts of different things, so maybe you're thinking of something different haha
#23 to #22 - jacksipian (02/24/2014) [-]
Everyone eats it everywhere, because pie is delicious. what else do we call pie? other than pizza pie i don't hear it used for anything but this.
User avatar #24 to #23 - princesswhale (02/24/2014) [-]
Yeah that's what I mean, probably well pizza pie (no idea what that actually is) and also one time I was watching an american cooking show and they made a kind of soup and called it pie, I was confused
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