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Beta Cringe God 2

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Submitted: 03/31/2014
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#7 - authvin (03/31/2014) [+] (6 replies)
my reaction folder does not contain the images needed to respond to this.
#15 - squidamon (03/31/2014) [+] (8 replies)
To be honest, im 			*******		 impressed that you still managed to seal the deal after that little unreal ordeal...   
   
   
Keep these coming.
To be honest, im ******* impressed that you still managed to seal the deal after that little unreal ordeal...


Keep these coming.
#13 - sirbrentcoe (03/31/2014) [+] (8 replies)
tell us, my lord, of the 18th birthday story.
tell us, my lord, of the 18th birthday story.
#3 - mazyr (03/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"Thought the only way to put him to sleep was to give him coke, have him get hyper, then crash so he can sleep", thought that meant something completely different until a few sentences later.

Still messed up though
#24 - powerbook (03/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
> i like it rough

cringe flows through my veins
User avatar #70 - leal (03/31/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I request a pic of you
#2 - likeallthecomments (03/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
BCG on the dancefloor
User avatar #12 - donatelo (03/31/2014) [+] (7 replies)
im suspicious of these stories....
#94 - benschien (03/31/2014) [+] (8 replies)
BCG kinda reminds me of Fats McGee and His Retard Three (worth the long read if you've never seen it)
#113 - docvolto ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
Don't even 			*******		 ask if we want more.   
Just post it.   
Post that 			****		.
Don't even ******* ask if we want more.
Just post it.
Post that **** .
#79 - xtwinblade ONLINE (03/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
This is how i imagine BCG... am i far off?
#243 - schneidend (04/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
MFW these stories are clearly fake and contain nothing but OP being a handsome awesome ladies' man at all hours of the day.   
   
Where are you 			*********		 with your LA Noire gifs?
MFW these stories are clearly fake and contain nothing but OP being a handsome awesome ladies' man at all hours of the day.

Where are you ********* with your LA Noire gifs?
#321 - doctorprofessornv (04/01/2014) [+] (5 replies)
The more I read these stories the more I sink deeper into doubt.jpeg land. BCG just seems impossibly incompetent, even for somebody with no social skills, and every story seems to be about OP being a total Alpha babe magnet. I'd almost be inclined to believe that OP is actually BCG looking back on his early years with regret and trying to tell his story without sounding like a loser.   
   
Then again I don't give a 			****		, these stories are hilariously cringe worthy (in a good way) and OP is a great storyteller. Keep em' coming OP
The more I read these stories the more I sink deeper into doubt.jpeg land. BCG just seems impossibly incompetent, even for somebody with no social skills, and every story seems to be about OP being a total Alpha babe magnet. I'd almost be inclined to believe that OP is actually BCG looking back on his early years with regret and trying to tell his story without sounding like a loser.

Then again I don't give a **** , these stories are hilariously cringe worthy (in a good way) and OP is a great storyteller. Keep em' coming OP
#92 - Jabberwocky ONLINE (03/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I thought this level of cringe was only myth.
#41 - shakalakaboomboom (03/31/2014) [-]
That man is about as socially acceptable as a queef
That man is about as socially acceptable as a queef
User avatar #16 - nocakeforthetroll (03/31/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Be honest OP these stories are ******** .
#141 - aerosol (04/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I'm not gonna lie; these stories are so outrageous that I'm having a hard time believing them.
I'm not gonna lie; these stories are so outrageous that I'm having a hard time believing them.
User avatar #48 - moooossseeee (03/31/2014) [-]
In the 4 or 5 years I've been on Funnyjunk, this may just be the funniest thing I have ever seen. Good god I nearly pissed myself. This is up there with the Tard Stories. Good job, OP, and a thumb for you.
#285 - hypex (04/01/2014) [-]
"We walk towards the front"

i knew what was coming.
i didnt stop.
for the cringe cannot be stopped.
mfw
User avatar #63 - dreaddune (03/31/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Damn, if this whole story is true, then OP is actually pretty alpha. Even after his weird-ass friend grabs 9/10's hair and yells that **** , after BCG touches him, and tries to get with her in the weirdest of ways, OP is STILL able to get some sexytime. Damn...
User avatar #64 to #63 - magillagurilla (03/31/2014) [-]
It seems the gods of sexytime were on my side
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