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Beta Cringe God 1. I posted this earlier, and got a message telling me to post on the cringe channel for better traffic on it. So deleted and am now reposting h

I posted this earlier, and got a message telling me to post on the cringe channel for better traffic on it. So deleted and am now reposting here. Same deal, if you like, thumb up for more stories.

All. right F], I got some stories for you. I have known this family for quite some time
now. All I can really say is this has to be THE WORST FAMILY DYNAMIC I have ever seen.
The 4 that consist of this family are the Father, who I will call "Bad Dad" or for short.
Plastic Mom" or PM. "Spoiled Daughter" or SD. Last but certainly not least, the son,
Beta Cringe God" or BCG for short. You' ll see why each individual is dubbed as such
over time, assuming you all want this to continue to the next story.
First, let' s do a story of the star of most of these, BCG. Before I begin, let me describe
BCG for you. Just as the name sounds, there is something very wrong with this kid' s
social ability, or lack thereof. I used to pity him and try to help him get out of his beta
life style; however, there is a point when you can only say, "you sir are a lost cause." I
don' t blame BCG for the way he is. He was unlucky enough to have the WORST
POSSIBLE PARENTS in existence. Did I mention, they' re cousins? His parents treat him
lower than shit. They constantly put him down, insult him, belittle him, and compare
him to others. His parents have this, "We are the best in the world" mindset and in all
reality, were never meant to be parents. The result of his upbringing, made him overly
horny, a perv, socially inept, and overall gullible. Throughout these stories, you may find
yourself pitying BCG, and wanting to help him. So I' ll go ahead and say this now. I tried
everything. He is a LOST CAUSE.
Now, story time.
I call this, "The Movies"
A few years back, I decided to take BCG and a few others to the movies. It was my way
of trying to help him get accustom to social settings. He was about 15 at the time.
Once we get to the movies, we realize we have time to kill and decide to go to the mall
a few streets down and walk around.
Upon getting to the mall, a couple of the guys and BCG began to talk.
One of the guys asked him if he' d ever had a girlfriend or if he ever tried to get one.
He felt a bit embarrassed and said "no."
They began to tease and poke fun at him to which he pretty much got quiet.
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I decide to be nice and help him out (With an attempt NOT to sound like I' m sucking my
own dick. I sort of had a rep for being pretty good with women).
I told him to "watch, and do what I do"
He nods.
I look around and spot a 7. . Around 16/ 17 years old (I was 17 at the time,
take care of myself, so I' d say maybe an 8 or 9) and walked up to her.
Began to talk for a bit, Laphed things up and walked away with her number in about 5
minutes.
Guys we were witch were blown away and began to poke more fun at BCG, saying, "you
could never do that."
Needless to say, he wanted to prove them wrong.
I began to tell him not to worry, it' s easier than it looks.
He decides to give it a try and goes for a shabby 5.
Less than a minute and we hear, "Eww" and she leaves quickly.
He walks back depressed and said, "didn' t work"
He' s a 5. 5, 6 on a good day, so I asked, "What happened?"
He told me he told her what they said in movies. (He is obsessed with medieval
movies/ books/ games)
Wtf? What they say in movies?
I ask him to tell me what he said.
He told me he walked up to her and said, "Will you bear my children?"
All the guys began to laugh and tease him.
I told them to lay off a bit and told him to "try something a little more modern. Try
winking or something to let them know you' re interested"
Gestures are a bit lame, but meh, he needed the basics.
I told him to "watch again"
Spot an easy 10. Blonde, blue eyes, hair down to her back.
Unlike the 7, this one I actually tried.
Walked up to her with full Alpha mode engaged.
This would be my white whale (Moby Dick Reference for you readers out there).
I go up to her and begin to charm her.
Busting out every little move I got.
Had her laughing and into it in about 5 minutes.
She agrees to come with me to the movie and "hang" later.
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Suddenly she had this really weird look on her face and says, "There' s this really weird
kid looking at us and licking his lips"
I turn around to see BCG not 10 feet away making this god awful sound with his tongue,
trying to be sexy.
Dewdrops.
I turn back to her and pretend I don' t know him.
A second later, he comes up right next to me and says, "hay Anon, who' s the babe?"
He then began to thrust in her direction while still licking his lips and moaning.
Face went pale.
She has this horrified look on her face and looks to me then back to him.
She flips him off and walks away.
He looks at me for approval only to see me shake my head at him, not even knowing
what to say.
He thinks that what he did 'was not good enough' and, (I shit you not Fl), he goes after
her.
She notices he' s following and tries to speed up.
All the while, he' s licking his lips, brushes up against her and begins to thrust into her
leg.
She turns around mad as hell and smacks him in the face then walks away.
He flat out begins to cry in the mall.
People around are staring.
Guys we were with are cracking up.
If I face palmed any harder, my hand would go through my head.
Blonde girl rolls her eyes, calls him pathetic and walks away.
We leave.
Go to the movies.
Crying a bit in the theater.
No one says a word the whole time.
If you guys like this story, thumb it for more. I got a whole bunch of these about him
and his family.
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#44 - wardylol
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>No explanation how OP knows BCG or his family
>No explanation why apparently 17 year old alpha OP and friends would hang out with 15 year old omega BCG
>OP casts himself as 8 or 9/10 god of the alphas

>OP is clearly BCG
#145 to #44 - anon id: bae70173
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Maybe... he was trying to be a nice person to those lesser than him? Not everyone is a self-centered douche.
#207 to #145 - anon id: 49a37d35
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yeah... something about referring to himself as an 8/9 out of 10 and an alpha doesn't really help the case that he's not a self centred douche.
User avatar #362 to #44 - jacobclabough
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could ave been neighbors or anything else really.
If he is alpha then he is the leader of his group. His friends listen to what he does. they wont kick BCG out if alpha says its cool.
Its possible he is exaggerating but he might be telling the truth.
These are possible explanations. Im going to need some legit explanations from Op himself.
User avatar #59 to #44 - magillagurilla [OP]
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Lol, more than welcome to think that bud. Got no problem with it. But truth be told, I am somewhat related to BCG
User avatar #94 to #59 - faggotishshit
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I pity you, OP, you do not deserve that.
User avatar #111 to #94 - magillagurilla [OP]
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Indeed so, I got no choice but to try being nice to him... Only so much you can take though. He messed up really bad before I completely dropped contact with him
User avatar #112 to #111 - faggotishshit
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I am looking forward to hearing more stories
User avatar #119 to #112 - magillagurilla [OP]
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#2 is already up
User avatar #120 to #119 - faggotishshit
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I have just read it...

Op...you've been through so much, I'd really want to hug you right now.
User avatar #122 to #120 - magillagurilla [OP]
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Funny Junk. Best Family a guy can ask for
User avatar #195 to #122 - alexkarino
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So what happened with the 10 OP?
User avatar #125 to #122 - faggotishshit
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Trust me, I had my own encounters of the cringe kind that cause this empathy I feel for you
User avatar #224 to #122 - fzjoss
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Sticky it ****** (#2)
User avatar #225 to #119 - justanotherblablab
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link it on a stickied comment on this content dude.
User avatar #191 to #119 - commissarcrunch
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can you sticky it?
User avatar #326 to #59 - thedungeonmaster
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Post a pic of yourself. You know, just so we know you're not lying.
User avatar #350 to #326 - sheepysquirrel
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Same request OP. Let us be the judges!
#357 to #59 - anon id: 9cb59277
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I bet you are fake, you didnt even help the other anon, for someone like you who is an alpha guy i bet you could give some advices to another guy unless of course you are fake
#234 to #59 - anon id: ec2a36e5
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...Can you tell me a few tips on how to get on with girls? Im 17 years old and im not a BCG, im not even beta, but im neither an alpha guy, im just a regular nice guy Really, a regular nice guy, not an Fedora M'lady Friendzoned Again "nice guy", im kind of nerdy and i like rock, dubstep and stuff, but i know what to talk about and what not, like i wont talk about anime/games, to a girl i just met. I only talk about these stuff to girls who are my friends and like them too Whenever i try to talk to a girl i like, and i run out of things to say, i just get really nervous and sweaty, because i want them to have a good impression on me, im funny thou, so thats a plus , i dont even try to talk to girls anymore because i know i dont know how to hold an conversation, much less asking their number or asking them out.

#349 to #234 - anon id: 8bfb01d6
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Based on that description, if you are even decently looking you're pretty much perfect. With a bit of luck you could get anyone. Talk to them as if they were a friend. Be funny, but don't try too hard and don't be overly sexual or arrogant. Source: I'm a girl
#356 to #349 - anon id: 9cb59277
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Thanks, and i do that, i treat them as friends, all normal, just that i dont have any experience on eh, charming girls i think thats the word, i dont know so i dont know where to go from the friends point, i dont know what to do, and to avoid doing something akward which has happent in the past, like 3 times i just dont try anything at all, so we just stay as friends
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#259 to #234 - anon id: 377c583a
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Anon, I'm also like you. As an average guy, the only girls that I never met I can pick are when I'm in a party. I can't go to a complete strange girl and ask her number or if she wants to hang out with me. Don't know why... Seems impossible...
I'm actually happy to know that i'm not alone on this transition
#235 to #234 - anon id: ec2a36e5
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I live in Venezuela so things dont work the same way as where you live regarding dating and stuff, but im sure some things apply everywhere, because in the end men and women are really alike...

Im posting as anon because my facebook account is linked to my funnyjunk account and im embarrased about saying all this, but im really sad because its damn frustrating being alone all the time.

So please, help me out a bit, id really appreciate it, thanks in advance!
User avatar #184 to #59 - AdmiralSuperman
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I'm going to cal it now and say you are the brother. The black sheep of the family.
User avatar #179 to #59 - buttholee
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How did you meet this family?

I believe you, but I'm just curious to know.
User avatar #240 to #179 - magillagurilla [OP]
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no choice, sorta related.
User avatar #241 to #240 - cyanidesandvich
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when can we expect the next part?
#20 - areandara
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BCG's fw
BCG's fw
#232 to #20 - fannypackattack
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I want you to have this.
I want you to have this.
User avatar #60 - bloodofthedragon
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>be at community college
>Studying for exam in a few hours
>see kid 5/10
>camo cargo pants and call of duty shirt with glasses
>sits at table with blonde easily 8/10
>at least he has good tastes
>she was reading and he immediately asked if she was doing anything
>politely said no
>continues to go on about cod nazi zombies
>girl completely lost but goes on with it not to be rude
>guy talks about how he got to wave 17 once
>starts going on about guns in real life and how the m16 is more accurate then ak47
>girl humoring him and continues saying wow, cool, nice
>girl finally sick of his ****
>classic check cellphone and says she got to go
>he gets up and while she is gathering her things he had his arms open ready for an embrace
>she looks at him and gives the awkwardist hug i have ever seen
>as soon as she left he immediately looked for his next female victim

I never actually believed this people actually existed until I saw one with my own eyes. I have still seen him around, lurking, waiting for a women to be by herself.
User avatar #206 to #60 - Nameloc
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Wow, really?

That's my exact reply anytime I'm in a conversation with someone and I just don't give a ****. I've had 4hr long conversations, and then some, with girls by only saying "Wow," "Really?," and "Nice."
User avatar #290 to #206 - bloodofthedragon
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You are truly alpha. They all clearly want the D.
#276 to #60 - theunluckyko
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much better story than op's tbh
User avatar #291 to #276 - bloodofthedragon
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Thanks but I liked OPs story too, I just wanted to share mine.
#292 to #291 - theunluckyko
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I liked OPs too, but yours was more realistic & far more concise
User avatar #294 to #292 - bloodofthedragon
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Thanks first green text to be honest
User avatar #188 to #60 - hoponthefeelstrain
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I've watched guys follow girls around the mall/stores. And it wasn't a game of "cat and mouse" teasing we follow you and you follow us. It was like new born lamb vs. tiger that hasn't eaten in 3 days.
User avatar #319 to #60 - qxangelxp
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Wave 17 ONCE?
**** son.

I'm afraid to know this kid's other top "accomplishments"
#343 to #60 - lolollo
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See, THAT'S why I don't believe it when people are like "You just need confidence. All of the confidence! BLEED CONFIDENCE FROM YOUR DICK!" That dude has more confidence than most people I know with long time girlfriends, and more social ability than I've seen out of (annoyingly) self proclaimed extroverts.

Why were the ladies not flocking to his dick?!
I know why, I'm making a point.
User avatar #354 to #343 - bloodofthedragon
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Confidence is important. But is also important to talk about their interests and not just yours. That's how you get them to talk. Well that's what i do.
User avatar #322 to #60 - satanyan
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i **** you not i know someone EXACTLY like this, he does the exact same thing to chicks. he's one of those people that doesn't quite understand that not everyone enjoys physical contact with people they don't know, and has a habit of forcing hugs and touching people's arms when he's talking. the fact that he smells really strange doesn't help. ._. there was a moment where i was doodling in my sketchbook once and he decided to pick it up right out of my hands and try to flip through it, to which i responded with what i suppose may have been a rather rude snatch.. but who the **** just takes a sketchbook mid sketch out of someone's hands and then has the nerve to apologize and demand a hug ._. they exists, you are absolutely right..
User avatar #325 to #322 - bloodofthedragon
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May god have mercy on us all...
#153 to #60 - nonanonnon
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Well that's still an improvement over walking up to someone, smacking your lips, and saying "Will you bear my children? O_O"
#293 to #60 - lazycloud
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Only wave 17? No wonder she wasn't impressed.
#298 to #293 - theunluckyko
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lol'd
User avatar #295 to #293 - bloodofthedragon
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I haven't played the new nazi zombies so I can't judge but maybe it's harder now. or maybe he just sucks major cock
User avatar #62 to #60 - magillagurilla [OP]
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Lol, sounds like a BCG to me
#8 - manbearpiglet
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I thought I was bad with women...
I thought I was bad with women...
User avatar #10 to #8 - magillagurilla [OP]
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I **** you not... this isn't even the worst one.... this was just the introduction to BCG
#141 to #10 - stallioncock
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This post, I like it.
This post, I like it.
#15 to #10 - taurusguy
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I mean, i like to think all i need is a bit of "life" just get out and do ****, but its fairly hard to do that without any friends and with my current amount of money, driving school is NOT cheap. But damn that guy, if this story is true then DAMN.
User avatar #47 to #15 - donatelo
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wtf driving school?
#48 to #47 - taurusguy
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A driving license comes from a school you know.
User avatar #49 to #48 - donatelo
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maybe we are having a language mixup here...i got mine at the dmv (if you are from the states). why pay for driving school?
#50 to #49 - taurusguy
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Im far from the states, im from Estonia, in Europe. Driving school costs money. approx 500 euros. A bit more but meh.
User avatar #66 to #50 - arandomanon
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Mine, with all the lessons and all that ****, cost 1000€.
#72 to #66 - taurusguy
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Why in hell did it take you that much?
User avatar #74 to #72 - arandomanon
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Because:
-100€ for register in the driving school
-About 80€ for exam fees
-About 40€ per lesson
-Bad luck on exams
#76 to #74 - taurusguy
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****, for me its free to register/go to lessons, just driving lessons themselves cost 17 per 45 minutes. But once i complete the exam i have 3 months to do the driving exam, or if i fail the exam first time i have a month.
User avatar #79 to #76 - arandomanon
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And I live where it's the cheapest in my country so...
I've seen 50-60€ per lesson.
#80 to #79 - taurusguy
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Where do you live, Ethiopia? of course i presume its a country where there is an abundance of drives
#118 to #80 - anon id: ca9bb987
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That's not even that bad. I passed my exam in 23 lessons (average is somwhere around 38) and spent a total of around 1200€. I live in the Netherlands.
#287 to #118 - anon id: bb3b973c
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Hmmm gt mines in two lessons(1hr each) :|...and i am from trinidad..
User avatar #81 to #80 - arandomanon
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I live in the Europe's Ethiopia: Spain. And yeah, there're a lot of drivers here. My instructor told me in my region there is a higher rate of vehicles per mile of road than in Germany.
User avatar #51 to #50 - donatelo
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ahhh i see..damn thats too bad..not trying to brag but a license here doesnt cost much. much luck to you bro.
#25 - anon id: 95c8e859
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Definitely cringe worthy and I look forward to more, but for ****** sake OP, Moby Dick is a classic and doesn't need blatant explained referencing.
User avatar #233 to #25 - christmouth
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Not everyone on fj are native English speakers, and might not know about it.
#352 to #233 - potet
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It's pretty famous for non native English speakers, everyone I know would've understood it.
User avatar #353 to #352 - christmouth
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I know it is, but I think that people in Asia would perhaps not understand it.

It depends on how knowledgeable someone is in English litterature/culture.
User avatar #27 to #25 - drtrousersnake
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if i heard white whale when referring to a woman, what i would imagine is a morbidly obese woman
#88 to #27 - narddogg
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or a...Mobydly obese woman
User avatar #14 - sneleoparden
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wow, just wow
#42 - samxdaxman
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This isn't just omega.. This is... Advanced Omega.
User avatar #264 to #42 - psychoticcaleb
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***** this is full on ZETA
#29 - guiguito
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These kind of stories are like seeing woman breastfeed, you want to look away but wants to know what will happen next, and i wanna know.
These kind of stories are like seeing woman breastfeed, you want to look away but wants to know what will happen next, and i wanna know.
#28 - goodguygary
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lord know this is why i'm afraid of social interaction. rather be totally ignored than to become a BCG
#34 to #28 - gangsterisnotmafia
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User avatar #16 - xxfalconxx
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you just earned a subscriber. Keep it up