Bad Dad 2 (Father of BCG). So maybe he's not retarded. He's just an inbred? beta cringe Beta Cringe Beta Cringe God  sad pathetic story
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Bad Dad 2 (Father of BCG)

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#8 - thelizardlord (04/06/2014) [+] (11 replies)
So maybe he's not retarded. He's just an inbred?
User avatar #11 - mrgoodlove (04/06/2014) [-]
What a ******* **** parent. Poor BCG never had a chance at being a normal kid
#17 - platinuminfernape (04/06/2014) [+] (4 replies)
This is why we need a licence to have children in North America.  I honestly do feel sorry for BCG, though
This is why we need a licence to have children in North America. I honestly do feel sorry for BCG, though
#31 - ivroht (04/06/2014) [-]
Dude, that's your *cousin*. It's way beyond time that you slapped your uncle into orbit, the dick shouldn't be allowed to raise a ******* smile never mind a couple of kids.

Good deal that you've still got a kernel of sympathy for BCG, though.

I presume he still has his virginity. If you promise to take that kid to a hooker and get him laid I'll pay the 50 bucks myself for that boy needs ****** back into humanity quickly!

If there's not some kind of happy ending with BCG finally breaking free and BD, PM and SD getting tossed into eternal damnation I'll be sore disappointed.
Call the Dalai Lama, tell him we have a Karma Code Red to help BCG, immediately!
User avatar #34 - lolollo (04/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
By the way, dude, just something what was bothering me aside from my other comment...Romanians are white...

Saying "Half white, half Romanian" is like saying "half black, half Kenyan".
#33 - kcwsooners ONLINE (04/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**kcwsooners rolled image**
That father must burn in hell.
#21 - funnychunk (04/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I... I always asumed BCG was fat.

#5 - kingpongthedon ONLINE (04/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Hold up, are Romanian people not white?
User avatar #24 - thenewgizmobox (04/06/2014) [-]
**** man, you should have called child services or something, that ****** serious abuse.
#30 - lolollo (04/06/2014) [-]
Wait a minute...I didn't realize you were somehow related to BCG......'re of his kin!
And you must be destroyed along with him!
User avatar #55 - roflsaucer (04/07/2014) [-]
The more I hear, the more I feel bad for BCG.

I mean, his parents induced labor causing him to be premature. Then, his parents forced their own need for superiority onto a kid who didn't even know what superiority was. And to top it all off, his parents were cousins, which could definitely be a factor.

Poor kid never had a chance. Even if he was born with severe autism, good parents could've still done wonders. But no, he get's stuck with the **** end of the stick on literally everything. Really sucks.
User avatar #13 - residentevilfan (04/06/2014) [-]
How **** of a parent do you have to be before you want your kid to be pre mature?
#63 - runsawayfromdanger (04/07/2014) [-]
I always imagine bcg being a user on funnyjunk and stumbling across these
#18 - nipplelessmage (04/06/2014) [-]
should have taught him the crane kick.
should have taught him the crane kick.
#10 - anangreeanon (04/06/2014) [-]
I would literally give things i cant even imagine to see the day and be there when BCG gives a big **** YOU to his mom and dad!
User avatar #9 - thekingofengland (04/06/2014) [-]
I'm of Russian decent, and even though all my friend's are English, my mum refuses to move on and still hangs around with mainly Russian speakers. One of her friend's is Romanian, a woman now in her 50s with straight blond hair, drives things like Audi TT's and still tries to dress like an 18 year old in skinny jeans and such. Also loud, annoying and entitled. But aside that know little about her, just sounds similar profile to PM
User avatar #1 - oxymoronking ONLINE (04/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
i had always assumed BCG was your cousin. so i was close
User avatar #3 to #2 - oxymoronking ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
it seemed odvius. he was a) forced to be with you, so probably family or family friend, b) he was hated by everyone but you and c) the parents are asshole, how would they get friends
conclusion: he is your cousin
#47 - nonanonnon (04/06/2014) [-]
I can't contain my rage. This is insane. They stunted their kid for life having him born early TO WIN A CONTEST?!?!

User avatar #14 - ZalgotheImminent (04/06/2014) [-]
Goddammit, I hate people who put other people into martial arts to teach them to fight offensively. Most martial arts are called "Self-defense" for a reason, and that reason isn't so you can kill someone in a single punch before they can even react. That reason is so you can stop someone from killing you in a single punch while teaching them why they shouldn't even be trying in the first place with a few pressure point jabs.

tl;dr **** this dad, his view of karate is **** .
#40 - darthan ONLINE (04/06/2014) [+] (4 replies)
So they're two cousins who got married, had a kid, and all that basically it's like they're trying to prove that they're better than anyone else, but lost anyways because the sole fact you're married to a cousin means you got no game.
(P.S. looked up to see if cousins can get married in the US cuz I didn't believe it was true and it turns out there's a ******* of states that approve of that **** , including mine. America the beautiful)
User avatar #71 to #40 - karson (04/07/2014) [-]
the reason it's legal is because back in the day when the country was sparsely populated, there was nobody else to date but your ******* cousin. Originally it was because they really had no choice.

Please don't bring region into this. I know everyone tries to blame everything on the south, but don't generalize, you're better than that. one of the biggest states known for inbreeding is West Virginia, which split from Virginia when virginia seceded because WV supported the north.
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