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#4 - luderudecrude (05/04/2014) [+] (13 replies)
Unfortunately, this isn't true. According Dr. Frank E. Vandiver author of Black Jack: The Life and Times of John J. Pershing, this would be completely against his character. Also according the the president of the American Muslim Association Raeed Tayeh, touching a pig in no way bars entrance into paradise and that this is a characterization of muslim beliefs that isn't true.
TL;DR this is all lies.
#6 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [+] (16 replies)
I'm pretty sure thats the textbook definition of terrorism. And that's the guy you wanna serve?
#7 to #6 - pedobearson (05/04/2014) [-]
It stopped lives from being lost. If you attack another country and they capture you, it's silly to think they'd be nice.
#61 - zomaru ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
That's kinda brutal
#2 - usernameerror (05/04/2014) [-]
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#37 - asheyboo ONLINE (05/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Oh wow, first time seeing Pershing on this site
Swell with Pershing blood pride

hes my great great great great grandfather
User avatar #16 - lifeender (05/04/2014) [+] (13 replies)
He's just as bad if not worse than the terrorists.
People see this and think of him as a hero, but if some white soldiers are captured and brutally killed by Muslims, then it's a tragedy.
The Philippines are predominately Muslim, and the Americans had no right to be there. Just because they're soldiers doesn't make them fucking paragons of virtue, soldiers are 9 times out of 10 the scum of the earth. Soldiers will go from village to village raping young girls, killing families and torturing innocents for information, and don't try to tell me that American soldiers don't because it's bullshit.
This isn't badass, it isn't cool, it's fucking sick, disgusting, inhumane and morbid. This man disrespected their religion, defiled their beliefs and murdered 49 innocent people just because they wanted the imperialistic and probably suppressive Americans who had no right to be there to leave their country. Sure, violence isn't the way to solve problems, but the Muslims in the Philippines no doubt felt threatened and probably WERE threatened by the Americans and were willing to do anything to make them leave.
"Oh he saved lives by doing it." So what, saving a few American lives is worth killing 49 people who just wanted to be left alone?
You say you'd serve this sick motherfucker? Do you enjoy being ordered to brutally kill large groups of muslims. You want to look them in the eyes and see their pain and anguish while your commanding officer orders you to pull the trigger? You want to tear away fathers and sons from their families just because they were passionate enough to take a stand against a foreign country that was trying to influence their lives?
This is probably going to get a bunch of red thumbs, but I couldn't care less. If you think this is 'cool' or that he did the right thinf, then you're a pathetic fucking human being.
User avatar #20 to #16 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
You are so wrong with this post it's funny.
User avatar #48 - thatoneiranianguy (05/05/2014) [-]
Comment #4 already clarified the invalidity of this story - which is infact urban legend.

urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_black_jack_pershing.htm

Here's a link about it. Can't believe people believe this is true.
#75 - theinvisibletheift (05/05/2014) [-]
The thing is that it worked like a charm. No one was dumb enough to try anything. I say we dip our bullets in pig's blood before you ship them to soldiers. Let it slip. No one will want to come near us.
#60 - weirddark ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #49 - drbrainbleach (05/05/2014) [+] (14 replies)
still not as badass as jack churchill
User avatar #84 to #82 - ihatem (05/05/2014) [-]
*that don't exist, because the story is objectively falsehood, it never happened
And you're assuming they were mass murderers and that the US didn't do anything wrong. It's cruel and unusual for a worthless line of executions. It wouldn't have accomplished anything. As a real American I remember the history of my country, and the stories of Black Jack. This isn't him. He would maybe have hunted them down and rounded them up to either jail them or ran them down in a real fight, but this is repulsive cowardice, and we don't have any more information on what the people did, due to the fact it never happened.
If this happened in some third world country, everyone would think "Oh lawdy how cruel", but no, it's a totally different angle if you falsely slap an American hero on there.
#47 - betars ONLINE (05/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
MFW
User avatar #46 - dangler ONLINE (05/05/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Pershing was from Missouri, not Mississippi

Source: I live in Mississippi
User avatar #28 - imcoolashell (05/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
never happened...
#18 - listerthepessimist (05/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Now available online from some cockends in Idaho
#113 - heretics (05/05/2014) [-]
I don't want to sound like an I-hate-America-because-it's-edgy kind of guy, but I don't think it's fair to call them terrorists. The Americans crushed the First Philippine Republic and the southern sultanates after they had fought for independence from Spain. Is it hard to understand that they felt betrayed and fought back when another power annexes them in a spirit of imperialism?
User avatar #101 - mrselfdestruct (05/05/2014) [-]
I'm a Filipino and I never heard any record of an incident like that.
As far as I've read, the Moro Insurgency began in the Marcos-era 70s after the Merdeka Incident aka Jabidah Massacre . The only psychotic shit I've read about the Americans was the Balangiga Massacre which is an atrocity in my opinion. I mean, cmon, killing anybody above the age of 10? .

Fun fact: The name of one of the major muslim insurgent groups in our country is Moro Islamic Liberation Front. or MILF.

thats one kind of MILF i wouldn't get involved with.
#95 - truemox (05/05/2014) [-]
Damn he's on the level of the DPRK.
Damn he's on the level of the DPRK.
#90 - mrgoodlove (05/05/2014) [-]
50th guys fw
User avatar #38 - kungfufun (05/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
here we go again i literally just went through a shit storm over torture the other day
User avatar #69 to #68 - kungfufun (05/05/2014) [-]
lmao yes we need to do that if i was a computer guy that could make a website i would do that
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