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#30 - grogovic (05/30/2014) [+] (15 replies)
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Damn Illuminati Nazis.
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User avatar #259 - letrollzor [OP](05/31/2014) [-]
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Part 3 is out faggots: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/comp-channel/Video+game+fact+comp+part+3/oeqGLbr
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#108 - yourboyblue (05/30/2014) [-]
So, they want to remove all traces of Nazism... in a game about WWII.
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#163 to #108 - saytwaa (05/30/2014) [-]
here, have the gif
here, have the gif
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User avatar #123 to #108 - seras (05/30/2014) [-]
Yep, in Germany it is forbidden by constitution to show the Nazi swastika with the exception of art and documentations.
Interestingly, the only form of entertainment media not considered art is video games, which leads to Swastika in TV shows, movies, comics, all that **** , but not games.
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User avatar #151 to #123 - dehnoobshow (05/30/2014) [-]
Because basically, you're killing your ancestor.
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#228 to #151 - gerfox (05/31/2014) [-]
You would've been scared too after being blamed for two world wars. The aftermath of WW2 is still influencing German politics.
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User avatar #170 to #151 - seras (05/30/2014) [-]
No, it does not matter where they are from. they could be from Mars or some **** . As soon as the Swastika shows up, it's a no-go.
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#286 to #170 - toaofmemory ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
Sorry, forgot to log in.
So, I assume that you don't have Wolfenstein in Germany?
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User avatar #287 to #286 - seras (11/15/2015) [-]
We have. Without swastika. However, one can easily import the uncut version.
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#285 to #170 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
So, I assume that you don't have Wolfenstein in Germany?
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#10 - whereisaname (05/30/2014) [-]
The fact that Germany tries to deny its history enrages me.
The fact that Germany tries to deny its history enrages me.
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#13 to #12 - whereisaname (05/30/2014) [-]
I don't recall Medal Of Honor joking about Nazis,I could be wrong though.
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User avatar #14 to #13 - roadrager (05/30/2014) [-]
im not implying it does. They just dont like its representation in some media
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#15 to #14 - whereisaname (05/30/2014) [-]
I mean,if there were Nazi jokes and such in lets say,a movie,I can see them censoring that,but in a movie or game where it's not joking about Nazis,and Nazism,that shouldn't be censored. Gif is just cool.
I mean,if there were Nazi jokes and such in lets say,a movie,I can see them censoring that,but in a movie or game where it's not joking about Nazis,and Nazism,that shouldn't be censored.


Gif is just cool.
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User avatar #16 to #14 - erotictentacle (05/30/2014) [-]
dont like? It's illegal.
They censor everything with the swatiska on it. Games, Telly, all of it.
There was also the boyfriend of a reality TV actress that did the nazi salut as a joke, he got some bigass media attention and legal trouble.
It's getting ridiculous, really.
i know because switzerland's german tv channels are prettymuch all german
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User avatar #19 to #16 - metalmind (05/30/2014) [-]
It's not so much that we are trying to deny our history, far from it.
Every ******* schoolkid learns about it.
It's that the Nazis are classified as a "Verfassungsfeindliche Organisation" ("Enemies of the Constitution", which is almost comparable to classfying an organisation as a terrorist one.
And it's forbidden to use symbols or salutes of organisations who basically don't accept the constitution and laws as valid.
It's basically a law against nazis.
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User avatar #36 to #19 - whereisaname (05/30/2014) [-]
Like I said to the other guy Not saying you should have seen it or anyrhing the US doesn't censor Confederate things.
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User avatar #38 to #36 - metalmind (05/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, but you might agree that although they were pro-slavery, the confederacy wasn'tas bad as the nazis.
You should also not forget that our constitution was written while Germany was occupied by the forced who fought the nazis.
I mean they might not have killed as many people as the Stalin regime, or Mao, in fact the Nazis killed far fewer people, but still.
Plus nowadays almost all Nazis and right wingers here are nothing but criminal scum anyway.

Not saying that it's not a good thing that they won't come to power again, but the USA has sometimes a more lenient aproach to such things.
(More freedom)
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#43 to #38 - whereisaname (05/30/2014) [-]
I said the Confederacy wasn't as bad in the other comment. But it's k. Also you're right,Murica has many more freedoms.
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User avatar #45 to #43 - metalmind (05/30/2014) [-]
Well, concerning that issue at least.
And yes, you have some freedoms that we don't have.
But in turn we have a lot of benefits.
Like the fact that everybody has proper insurance, and workers rights.
Like the 5-6 weeks guaranteed holidays (paid), with usually 5 to max 6 day, often 40 hour work weeks, a long paid maternity and paternity leave, free universities, free healthcare for all children and students, students who can't afford to study on their own recieving money and zero-interest loans, a far less corrupt government (Seriously, doesn't it alam you that most of your federal politicians are millionaires?), no fcc censoring our media, a ton of other social benefits for families, women having full reproductive rights in every state, ...

But you have, although you have more inequality, more freedoms in some respects, that's true. You have less strict gun laws (here there is more screening and a gun proficiency course involved), a lower tax rate, and a flatter one, and other freedoms.
It just depends, everybody prefers something different.
And America has it's great sides.
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#46 to #45 - whereisaname (05/30/2014) [-]
Hm,maybe there should be a Germarica,where everything is perfect! Also the US was just an example,i'm British.
Hm,maybe there should be a Germarica,where everything is perfect! Also the US was just an example,i'm British.
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User avatar #48 to #46 - metalmind (05/30/2014) [-]
I think that's called either Canada or Australia.
But I'm all for countries adapting successful concepts from other countries.
Or we just need a less conservative Bavaria.
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User avatar #49 to #48 - whereisaname (05/30/2014) [-]
Or a Canadian Mexico. I like the weather in Mexico.
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User avatar #52 to #49 - metalmind (05/30/2014) [-]
Well, Australia it is. Or New Zealand.
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User avatar #53 to #52 - whereisaname (05/30/2014) [-]
Or maybe Canerica?
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User avatar #193 to #10 - fukinitech (05/31/2014) [-]
you'll be thrown in jail in germany if you say the holocaust never happened.
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User avatar #224 to #10 - RisenLichen (05/31/2014) [-]
I don't think its so much as denying history as much as its just trying to forget. I'm pretty sure most of germany acknowledges that the Holocaust happened, but a lot of that nazi stuff is illegal in germany and can get you into huge trouble.
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User avatar #262 to #10 - whereisaname (05/31/2014) [-]
Hrm,maybe "Deny" is the wrong word.
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User avatar #18 to #10 - perfonator (05/30/2014) [-]
Wasn't that a part of the stuff germany had to accept after WW2?
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#76 to #10 - jaked ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
They aren't denying their history, they learn about it incredibly extensively (and shamefully) in school. The reason they aren't allowed to have nazi symbolism is because they're just that, for lack of a better word, afraid of it.
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#240 to #10 - mampfer (05/31/2014) [-]
I am german and I agree with you.
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User avatar #55 to #10 - dickticklerluv (05/30/2014) [-]
Japan is worse with what they did in history like the rape of nanking
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#140 to #55 - firesky (05/30/2014) [-]
No country was a saint during WW2.
Just think of the War relocation camps in the US
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#24 to #10 - thiotez (05/30/2014) [-]
Well. Bad memories I guess. Shamefur dispray of their country.
Well. Bad memories I guess. Shamefur dispray of their country.
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User avatar #35 to #24 - whereisaname (05/30/2014) [-]
Well,the US for instance doesn't censor Confederate things,sure,it wasn't as bad as what ******* did,but it was still awful.
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User avatar #98 to #35 - altairibnlaahad (05/30/2014) [-]
Because it violates the first amendment of the Constitution.
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#153 to #98 - daemascus (05/30/2014) [-]
as does many things
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User avatar #44 to #35 - thiotez (05/30/2014) [-]
Truuuuue. Then again, you'd have to live under a goddamn rock, under an abandoned missile silo under a mountain from another planet without any form of coms with anyone or anything for the past 80 years to not know Hitler existed, so it isn't all that necessary to know this stuff in school, but you still have a point.
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User avatar #226 to #10 - theladystrangler (05/31/2014) [-]
The Allied Forces forced Germany to ban swastikas.
The fact that you think Germany themselves did that enrages me
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User avatar #261 to #226 - whereisaname (05/31/2014) [-]
Really? I did not know that. Er,gimme a wiki page or something on that please.
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User avatar #279 to #261 - theladystrangler (06/01/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strafgesetzbuch_%C2%A7_86a
The first parts of the law were implemented in 1952, when Germany was under allied control and was put under "de-nazification" programs.
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#280 to #279 - whereisaname (06/01/2014) [-]
Er,I don't see where it says the Allied Forces forced them to do that,not saying you're wrong,but where is that said?
Er,I don't see where it says the Allied Forces forced them to do that,not saying you're wrong,but where is that said?
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#66 to #10 - anon (05/30/2014) [-]
you should hear about easter europe. Not only denying, russians are trying to rewrite history. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communist_propaganda . Take WW2 articels and read them in russian and english, you get 2 different stories.
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User avatar #31 to #10 - friendlyanonymous (05/30/2014) [-]
I'm fairly certain they're just really trying to prevent all that stuff from happening again. Like how they can't sing their national anthem at sporting events (which I don't agree with).
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User avatar #177 to #31 - octaviano (05/30/2014) [-]
We are allowed to sing it. We only actually moved our third verse to the 'official' one, while the first one "Deutschland, Deutschland über alles"/ Germany, Germany over everything else is banned from singing at official stuff.
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#223 to #177 - swagbot (05/31/2014) [-]
Odd, the way history works, huh?

> Germany has a period of extremely destructive Extremist Nationalism.
> Defeated and decimated.
> Learned a heavy lesson about 'Nationalism Gone Wrong'.
> Because they were 'The Bad Guys', the world uses Germany as its ideological punching bag for almost a century, worsening the humiliation and driving the lesson deeper into your brains.
> So ashamed of their mistakes that they even Ban the Symbols of that Period ~8 decades and ~2 generations later.

... and meanwhile...

> Soft-Fascism on the rise in U.S., Israel, Britain (the EU) etc.

...and the wheel turns...
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User avatar #22 to #10 - huszti (05/30/2014) [-]
we're not trying to deny our history. it's just not allowed to use nazi propaganda material (like the swastika, etc.) anywhere unless it's for educational purposes. it's just so that nobody's talking stupid **** and tries to make nazis look good. since video games didn't exist back when this law was made, video games aren't an exception (yet).
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#64 to #22 - funnychunk (05/30/2014) [-]
It's still sad what they did to South Park: The Stick of Truth, though...
And Wolfenstein was illegal for so long.

Damn, people need to realize that Nazis in games are generally not the ones you sympathise with...
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User avatar #82 to #64 - whereisaname (05/30/2014) [-]
Never got to play that game Yet what happened?
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User avatar #159 to #82 - ztron (05/30/2014) [-]
If your talking about South Park; there's a point where you have to start dealing with Nazi Zombies (not what you think)
And if wolfenstein; then Nazis' took over the world
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#263 to #82 - funnychunk (05/31/2014) [-]
In South Park, they actually took out scenes and replaced them with text passages. Absolute censoring.

And I'm not talking about the Nazis. Covering swastikas up is normal routine in Germany...

Since you haven't played it, I'm not going to tell you exactly what scenes they replaced; But it was unnecessary censoring.

(In Wolfenstein it was the Nazis. The press wasn't even allowed to mention, that those Wolfenstein games existed..)
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User avatar #264 to #263 - whereisaname (05/31/2014) [-]
They weren't allowed to even mention it? Wow... Well,I can understand,not agree with,but understand them censoring whatever Nazi stuff happened in Stick Of Truth,but take Medal Of Honor,or Call Of Duty for example. They aren't joking about Nazis,or Nazism,it's FIGHTING Nazis,so censoring things like that is just silly. Wolfenstein being a game that isn't about the actual war,I can,again,understand CENSORING certain things,but BANNING the game entirley is just idiotic.
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#265 to #264 - funnychunk (05/31/2014) [-]
Yup, there are certain games that are being 'indexed' (hope that makes sense in english) because of their excessive violence or Nazi symbolism.
Although the Nazi stuff mostly just gets exchanged with normal crosses or sth. (Pic related it's from Wolfenstein: The New Order. On the right is the English and on the left the German version. All Nazi symbols and even the quotes were changed/deleted.)

Being on the index means that you are not allowed to advertise the game in any way. Also, of course, you can't sell it in Germany.
So the press mostly ignore those games completely.

Some indexed games are: Dead Island, Fear, Far Cry, Unreal Tournament, Quake, Saints Row and Gears of War.

Now, not all of those games are really forbidden. It's just that when a game gets indexed, the developers publish a slightliy different version of the game.
Like I said, mostly violence.
In the German version of Far Cry for example are no ragdoll effects when you shoot a corpse. Also corpses don't bleed in the water.
In Saints Row you don't get money from dead civilians and you can't use them as a protective shield.

Stuff like that.
Not really major **** but still; It's censoring and all of those games would be 18+ titles anyway..
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User avatar #266 to #265 - whereisaname (05/31/2014) [-]
Hrm,why the censor on violence though?
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#267 to #266 - funnychunk (05/31/2014) [-]
I really don't know. I guess it's just what happens when you put twenty people over 40 with very little experience in the field in charge of those decisions.
The committee consists of psychologists, teachers, church-folk and people like that.

And it's state issued, so you can't get around it.
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User avatar #268 to #267 - whereisaname (05/31/2014) [-]
That's really a shame.
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#269 to #268 - funnychunk (05/31/2014) [-]
Yep. Although it's all right. We normally just order the English versions per internet.
I'm not letting the government tell me what degree of violence I can't handle in a videogame. I'm over 18 so **** them.
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User avatar #133 to #131 - huszti (05/30/2014) [-]
i know what the swastika is. i just don't know if there's a special word in english for the one the nazis used. there is one in german though.
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User avatar #136 to #133 - schnizel (05/30/2014) [-]
Unverwüstlich.
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#139 to #22 - firesky (05/30/2014) [-]
To be fair, before your politicians recognize videogames as an art form, which would allow them to contain Hakenkreuze, Italy will be debt-free.
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#248 to #139 - migueldecervantes (05/31/2014) [-]
They should be art for politicians to recognize them as an art form.
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#253 to #248 - jumperzero (05/31/2014) [-]
bitch no, you want to argue about video games not being art? Im game, just dont be a faggot bitch; be prepared to bring literal proof.
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#272 to #253 - migueldecervantes (05/31/2014) [-]
Okay. What is your argument for them being art?
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#273 to #272 - jumperzero (05/31/2014) [-]
Definition of art - a suggestive body of work that conveys an idea or emotion.
Or to put it more bluntly, something designed to elicit emotion.

I have only heard one rebuttal to that that isn't just insane blathering, and even then it is easy to crush. please, give me some kind of retaliation.
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#274 to #273 - migueldecervantes (05/31/2014) [-]
I disagree with your definition of art.

I believe that art is what is at the height of human creative achievements, but only achievements that can be qualified in an aesthetic manner.

Many things elicit emotions and are not art, you ******* dumb ass. If a dog barks at you, you get scared. Was that art, you troglodyte?

No. Art is anything creative that possesses great aesthetic quality. Aesthetic quality means anything that pleases the mind; the qualifying of its greatness is possible by means of how "noble" or "pure" that pleasure is (read more in Utilitarianism by John Stuart Mills.

My gripe with video games is their interactivity. Normally, a pleasure is nobler and purer when it is more serious (not earnest or solemn, mind you). I believe interactivity (which makes a video game indeed a "game") trivializes serious experiences of beauty or meaning. They are intrinsically incapable of doing the same thing as films, literature, theater, painting or music; that is, giving aesthetic pleasure which is admired and not interacted with. Interactivity makes gamers seem like movie goers on ADHD who can't admire something without pressing buttons.

This is my first argument for them not being art.
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#275 to #274 - jumperzero (05/31/2014) [-]
Here, if you want me to be EXTREMELY specific; the expression or application of human creative skill and imagination, typically in a visual form such as painting or sculpture, producing works to be appreciated primarily for their beauty or emotional power. That fits your anal retentiveness, and IS ACTUALLY ACCURATE. However, that is all I have to say on the matter; I have done the whole "interactivity" song and dance before and even though I wont the last time i'm not going to do it again. go enjoy life without video games and go **** yourself.

TL;DR Go **** yourself and read it you 2 bit whore.
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#277 to #275 - migueldecervantes (05/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, yeah. You won last time. We all believe you.

Go to sleep.
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#276 to #275 - jumperzero (05/31/2014) [-]
won* ffs 3 days without sleep is definitely not good for me.
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#207 to #139 - rollfourexplain (05/31/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 9,898**

"Hakenkreuze"?
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#227 to #207 - gerfox (05/31/2014) [-]
German word meaning swastika. I'm not sure how to translate it literally but it would be something like "Hooked cross".
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User avatar #88 to #22 - tehlulzbringer (05/30/2014) [-]
censorship is pretty cool
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User avatar #34 to #22 - whereisaname (05/30/2014) [-]
Huh,I didn't think of that,of course video games didn't exist back then,herp dee derp.

Though there are plenty of other silly censors.
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#7 - barndar ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
MFW these comps. Keep up the good work!
MFW these comps.

Keep up the good work!
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User avatar #79 to #7 - skullhead (05/30/2014) [-]
Well, that had me terrified for a second.
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#283 to #7 - anon (07/21/2014) [-]
young lia is so hot
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#17 to #7 - anon (05/30/2014) [-]
wtf is goin on in that picture?
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User avatar #59 to #17 - timmity (05/30/2014) [-]
a neo natzi playing with and putting his daughter to bed.b
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#25 to #7 - mudkipfucker (05/30/2014) [-]
seriously though, what the ****
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#176 to #7 - dross (05/30/2014) [-]
Looks more staged than this abomination of a gif....
Looks more staged than this abomination of a gif....
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User avatar #244 to #176 - redstag (05/31/2014) [-]
God that gif. has always been so horrifying.
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#20 to #7 - mczolen (05/30/2014) [-]
Its her!
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#208 to #20 - anon (05/31/2014) [-]
jesus christ i want dirty things with her so ******* bad.
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User avatar #47 to #20 - acidjunk (05/30/2014) [-]
yusss
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#8 to #7 - mcpatmat (05/30/2014) [-]
hum... no...just no!
hum... no...just no!
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User avatar #26 to #8 - joaomartins ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
It's a neo-nazi father putting his daughter in bed. I saw the movie.
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User avatar #96 to #26 - bitchpleaseshutup (05/30/2014) [-]
What's the nae of the movie?
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User avatar #106 to #96 - joaomartins ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Shattered Allegiance Is the name of the movie
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User avatar #101 to #96 - joaomartins ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
I have forgot it, sorry. But I will try to find it again
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#9 - pappathethird (05/30/2014) [-]
'That's supposed to be me?'
'That's supposed to be me?'
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User avatar #4 - sonofpsychodad (05/30/2014) [-]
The E.T. game was rushed into development for the 1982 Christmas season. The programmer of the game, Howard Scott Warsaw, was given only 5 to 6 weeks to design, program and test this game. The game was widely considered almost unplayable.

About four million copies of this game were shipped, and according to Atari, about 3.5 million of those copies were returned to Atari.
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User avatar #142 to #4 - hektoroftroy (05/30/2014) [-]
My friend's dad had a copy for the sears equivalent of the atari
It is absolutely unplayable
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User avatar #11 to #4 - roadrager (05/30/2014) [-]
which they then dumped in the desert in mexico and have only just been refound
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#113 - dogziller (05/30/2014) [-]
so what was this mod for dark souls?
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#152 to #113 - anon (05/30/2014) [-]
Probably DSfix
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#218 to #113 - crackedpepper (05/31/2014) [-]
Durante's DSfix. the thing that made the pc version actually look good.
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#81 - keybladewarrior (05/30/2014) [-]
"I'm being haunted by visions of car crashes. Issac, help me!"
"I'm being haunted by visions of car crashes. Issac, help me!"
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User avatar #179 to #81 - rubberfruit (05/30/2014) [-]
mfw first day of school
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User avatar #138 - snakephallus (05/30/2014) [-]
Too bad North Korea has no hope in defeating anyone but South Korea.
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User avatar #164 to #138 - dontgiveafyet (05/30/2014) [-]
south korea has it set up with the U.S. that if they ever got attacked our military would take over and command theirs North Korea would still lose
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User avatar #154 to #138 - mangostormlegend (05/30/2014) [-]
Not even South Korea
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User avatar #56 - mitchellking (05/30/2014) [-]
Homefront multiplayer was so great, i hope they have another one coming up.
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User avatar #58 to #56 - theimmortalbeaver (05/30/2014) [-]
Given that THQ died horribly, I doubt it. That being said, I rather enjoyed Homefront as well, and would love a sequel.
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User avatar #68 to #58 - lokiwins (05/30/2014) [-]
I liked Homefront too. Dunno why it got such lousy reviews.
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User avatar #209 to #68 - furiousmarshmellow (05/31/2014) [-]
Graphics, gameplay, VERY short length, and NK improbably set as the villain
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#63 to #56 - trainalf (05/30/2014) [-]
Homefront 2 in already in development. There's leaked beta footage in a few places on the web.
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#90 to #56 - Stan Marsh (05/30/2014) [-]
I liked it better than cod multiplayer. Here comes the red sea
I liked it better than cod multiplayer. Here comes the red sea
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#6 - evilhomer (05/30/2014) [-]
As you all might know the E.T game was so bad that they bury all the unsold copies in a landfill somewhere in New Mexico. It was thought that the landfill was an urban myth... Until it's discovery quite recently.
Angry video game nerd is even making a full length movie about it.
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User avatar #141 to #6 - sciencexplain (05/30/2014) [-]
That's what was in the barrels that Walter White buried instead of the cash. It was **** tons of copies of ET.
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#190 to #6 - anon (05/31/2014) [-]
Alamogordo not mentioned. Wallow in green chile.
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#219 - arjunz (05/31/2014) [-]
>Be 37 year old single mother of one
>Horribly disfigured in car accident
>Son hates me for looking the way I do and won't even look me in the eye
>Do everything I can to try and make him be happy to have me for a mom
>Game he's been wanting for a long time comes out
>Dead Space
>I get it for him
>I hand it to him
>He excitedly grabs it out of my hand without so much as a "thanks" or even looking at me
>He starts up the game on his 360
>I go to do the dishes
>I hear laughter coming from the living room where he's playing
>MFW the first time I hear my son's laughter in years is when he's slaughtering a CGI rendition of me
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#137 - nmariokart (05/30/2014) [-]
**nmariokart rolled image**
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User avatar #89 - Stan Marsh (05/30/2014) [-]
I ******* loved homefront
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User avatar #100 to #89 - marinepenguin ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Very underrated game, campaign was very short but god the feels in it were strong.
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User avatar #102 to #100 - Stan Marsh (05/30/2014) [-]
Campaign was crazy short but the online was so fun.
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User avatar #119 to #102 - Shramin (05/30/2014) [-]
As short as the Campaign was it was fairly Solid and good.

Here's hoping a sequel has a lengthier campaign and a really good MP like the last.
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User avatar #128 to #119 - colegaleener (05/30/2014) [-]
Stan Marsh

Crytek bought the name, so there very well may be a sequel, by a good, respectable company.
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User avatar #162 to #128 - Shramin (05/30/2014) [-]
There is a sequel being made by Crytek UK at the moment, has a theoretic release date of 2014 but we won't really know for sure until after E3 I guess.
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User avatar #225 - wooyoungkim (05/31/2014) [-]
Kim Jong Il died in 2011

The game predicted 2012.

only 1 month apart though.
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User avatar #126 - colegaleener (05/30/2014) [-]
I loved Homefront and I can't wait to see what Crytek does with it, if anything at all
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User avatar #238 to #126 - germed (05/31/2014) [-]
Seeing as the game completely flopped, nothing.
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User avatar #281 to #238 - huemynue (06/01/2014) [-]
From a sales standpoint, I loved the campaign
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User avatar #278 to #238 - colegaleener (05/31/2014) [-]
it's not technically a flop. THQ needed to sell 2 million copies to break even, and sold a total of 2.6 million copies.
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User avatar #107 - icanexplain (05/30/2014) [-]
dont say women cant drive, danica patric is one the best if not the best nascar driver in the racing league
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User avatar #166 to #107 - bluddrunk (05/30/2014) [-]
Women can't drive
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User avatar #192 to #107 - tosado (05/31/2014) [-]
Knowing how to turn left isn't knowing how to drive.
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User avatar #114 to #107 - vgmddg (05/30/2014) [-]
How does this relate to the content? I hope you can explain, icanexplain.
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User avatar #115 to #114 - icanexplain (05/30/2014) [-]
i can explain, The driving gene is found on the Y chromosome that is why men can drive except danica patric has two Y chromosomes
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User avatar #116 to #115 - vgmddg (05/30/2014) [-]
That... still doesn't relate to the content...
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User avatar #117 to #116 - icanexplain (05/30/2014) [-]
I can explain, women drive badly, fact is facts
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User avatar #118 to #117 - vgmddg (05/30/2014) [-]
That... still doesn't relate to the content...
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User avatar #120 to #118 - icanexplain (05/30/2014) [-]
relates to OP being gay
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User avatar #122 to #120 - vgmddg (05/30/2014) [-]
Oh okay. That's fine then.
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#32 - malcolmcz (05/30/2014) [-]
oh yeah Doom, what a glorious days was it
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User avatar #37 to #32 - skeebo (05/30/2014) [-]
Its still played alot. Look up zdaemon or skulltag.
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User avatar #40 to #37 - malcolmcz (05/30/2014) [-]
yeah I know I also sometimes play it, also some of the mods are glorious especially brutal doom
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User avatar #41 to #40 - skeebo (05/30/2014) [-]
Hell yeah, doom is the **** .
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#54 - ganjalf (05/30/2014) [-]
Someone should tell the germans to chill out on the swastika thing.

Really, practically nobody else cares. except the jews but **** the jews. It was 70 years ago. We cool now.
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User avatar #127 to #54 - seras (05/30/2014) [-]
Well, the only thing you can't show swastikas in are video games. Comics, shows, movies. everything okay. Hell, we got Hogans Heroes here too. You can buy it on DVD. It's rated 12+.
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